1 Ocak 2012 Pazar

South Park S10E13 Go God Go XII


* I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME *
* FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE *
* HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION *
* GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND *
* AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT *
* PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" *
* HEADED ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA SEE IF
I CAN'T UNWIND *
* ( mumbling ) *
* COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE *
( male announcer )
THE YEAR IS 2006 !
AND YOUNG ERIC CARTMAN
CANNOT WAIT
FOR THE NEW NINTENDO Wii
TO COME OUT.
UNABLE TO COPE
WITH THE WAIT ANY LONGER,
ERIC DECIDES TO FREEZE HIMSELF
FOR THREE WEEKS.
BUT A FREAK AVALANCHE
MAKES ERIC IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND
AND SO HE REMAINS FROZEN
FOR 500 YEARS.
( * "Buck Rogers" theme * )
GRARRHGHGH !
WHOA, STEADY...
THIS WAY, OTTERS !
THIS IS IT,
NEW, NEW HAMPSHIRE.
WE HAVE RISKED MUCH
BRINGING YOU HERE, TIME CHILD.
CAN IT- YOU OTTERS
MAY HAVE EVOLVED
TO THE POINT YOU CAN TALK,
BUT I DON'T NEED LECTURES.
DON'T LET THE TIME CHILD
OUT OF YOUR SIGHT.
HE COULD TRY TO RUN.
WE HAVE A DEAL, BLAVIUS.
AS LONG AS
I GET WHAT I WANT,
YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
BWOOK, BWOOK !
SOMETHING IS SPOOKING
THE OSTRICHES.
SURE, THIS IS
MONARCH LAND NOW.
PROBABLY JARVIS PROBES
EVERYWHERE.
HERE IT IS,
WE HAVE ARRIVED !
HOLD !
THIS IS IT, TIME CHILD--
THE OLD MUSEUM OF TECHNOLOGY.
ABANDONED LONG AGO.
LET'S GET WHAT
YOU WANT, TIME CHILD
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
OVER HERE !
YES, HERE-- IT'S HERE !
THE NINTENDO Wii...
I'VE WAITED...
SO LONG FOR THIS !
ALRIGHT, TIME CHILD
WE FILLED OUR SIDE
OF THE BARGAIN.
NOW RETURN WITH US
TO OTTER BAY.
SORRY, BLAVIUS,
I'VE GOT OTHER PLANS.
NOOO !
IT WAS A TRICK !
SCIENCE DAMN YOU,
TIME CHILD !
I GOT IT,
I GOT THE Wii !
TIME CHILD,
YOU'VE RETURNED !
WE THOUGHT FOR SURE
YOU HAD DIED
IN THE THOBART PLANT !
YEAH, LUCKY FOR ME THE OTTERS
BELIEVED I WAS ON THEIR SIDE.
DO ME A FAVOR.
NEXT TIME I'M IN
A RECESSED BIOCAVE,
DON'T SEND ME
A LEVEL TWO HOMING CALL.
T.C., WAIT !
OH, I CAN'T WAIT !
THIS IS GONNA BE
SO AWESOME !
GET OUT OF MY WAY !
YOU GAINED
THE OTTERS TRUST ?!
WERE YOU WEARING
AN INFORMATION CRYSTAL ?
HERE.
SCIENCE BE PRAISED !
THIS COULD
END THE WAR !
YOU'VE DONE
A GREAT THING, T.C.
HOW CAN WE REPAY YOU ?
JUST SEND A MAINTENANCE GUY
TO MY ROOM !
I WANT THIS NINTENDO HOOKED UP
TO MY FLOAT SCREEN NOW !
COME ON... COME ON !
DUDE, WHAT IS
TAKING SO LONG ?
I WANNA PLAY !
UHHHH... WHAT KIND OF OUTPUT
DOES THIS HAVE ?
THIS IS SOME ANCIENT, SUPER-VHS
OUTPUT OR SOMETHING.
I CAN'T CONNECT IT
TO YOUR FLOAT SCREEN.
THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOME WAY TO HOOK IT UP !
IT'S THE FREAKIN' FUTURE !
IT MAY BE THE
FUTURE FOR YOU
BUT I CAN'T HOOK UP
ANYTHING TO A FLOAT SCREEN
WITHOUT AT LEAST
A LASER SEVEN OUTPUT.
YOU GOTTA BE
SH---IN' ME !
SCIENCE DAMMIT !
I AM SO F--KING
SICK OF THE FUTURE !
T.C. WHAT'S WRONG ?
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S WRONG.
I'VE BEEN WAITING 500 YEARS
TO PLAY THE NINTENDO Wii
AND IF I DON'T GET TO
PLAY IT REAL SOON,
I'M GONNA BUST A NUT !
WELL, WE'RE ALL
GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO'S
MISSED YOU VERY MUCH...
COME ON IN K-10 !
BARK, BARK,
HELLO, ERIC !
I HAVE MISSED YOU.
SUCK MY BALLS, K-10,
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
FELLOW ATHEISTS,
THE TIME CHILD HAS RETURNED
WITH INFORMATION ON
OUR SWORN ENEMIES,
THE ALLIED ATHEIST ALLIANCE !
THEY HAVE STARTED
DIGGING FOR CLAMS.
IN SECTOR J-7.
IF WE MOUNT
AN ALL-OUT ATTACK,
WE CAN WIPE OUT
THEIR FOOD SUPPLY !
BUT, THOSE ARE
CIVILIAN OTTERS.
WE CANNOT
TOLERATE THE OTTERS !
THEIR SCIENCE IS FLAWED !
THEIR ANSWER TO
"THE GREAT QUESTION"
IS DIFFERENT FROM OURS.
YES, BUT SENDING OUT ALL OUR
SHIPS AT THE SAME TIME...
IT WOULD LEAVE
OUR CITY EXPOSED.
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE
TO BE SUPER-DUPER SURE
THAT NOBODY FINDS OUT
WE'RE DOING IT.
THE UNITED
ATHEIST ALLIANCE
IS ABOUT TO SEND OUT
ALL ITS DEFENSE SHIPS
TO TAKE DOWN THE
ALLIED ATHEIST ALLIANCE'S
CLAM FIELDS !
PRAISE SCIENCE !
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE,
YOUNG SHPECK.
TO AVENGE YOUR
FATHER'S DEATH.
CAREFUL, SON, JUST
BECAUSE THEIR SCIENCE
LEADS THEM TO
A DIFFERENT ANSWER
TO "THE GREAT QUESTION"
DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE
THE RIGHT TO KILL THEM ALL.
NO, OUR ANSWER TO
"THE GREAT QUESTION"
IS THE ONLY LOGICAL ONE.
OUR SCIENCE IS GREAT.
LET US NOT FORGET
THE GREAT RICHARD DAWKINS
WHO FINALLY FREED THE WORLD
OF RELIGION, LONG AGO.
DAWKINS KNEW THAT
LOGIC AND REASON
WERE THE WAY OF THE FUTURE.
BUT IT WASN'T UNTIL
HE MET HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE
THAT HE LEARNED USING
LOGIC AND REASON ISN'T ENOUGH.
YOU HAVE TO BE
A DICK TO EVERYONE
WHO DOESN'T THINK LIKE YOU.
PREPARE ALL THE TROOPS.
WE WILL LEVEL THE
UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCE
TO THE GROUND !
WITH NEW GLADE
MONVERT CLEANER,
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR MONVERT
SPARKLE LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
MY MONVERT'S NEVER
LOOKED SO CLEAN !
GOD, I HAD FUTURE TV.
THERE'S TOO MANY
COMMERCIALS !
UGHHH...
I'M SO BORED !
THERE'S NOTHING
TO DO !
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
HEY, I KNOW !
LET'S CRANK CALL
PEOPLE IN THE PAST !
HUH ?
I JUST GOT,
THE CRANK PRANK TIMEPHONE !
* CRANK PRANK *
* CRANK PRANK
TIME PHONE *
NEW FROM ZASBRO !
IT'S CRANK PRANK
TIMEPHONE !
I JUST DIAL A RANDOM NUMBER
ON THE KEYPAD,
ENTER A DATE AND YEAR
ON THE DIVILIBRATOR AND--
WOW, SOMEONE FROM THE PAST
IS ON THE LINE !
HELLO, IS YOUR
REFRIGERATOR RUNNING ?
WELL THEN YOU
BETTER GO CATCH IT !
* CRANK PRANK *
* CRANK PRANK
TIMEPHONE *
WHAT ?
UH, HI - IT'S
THE YEAR 1973, RIGHT ?
COULD I SPEAK WITH
AL COHOLIC, PLEASE ?
CRANK PRANK TIME PHONE
COMES WITH DIVILIBRATOR,
ANTI-MATTER FUSION CONE,
AND THIRTY BLAINE
H-F WATT TRIGGERS.
WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME
HERE WAS A TIMEPHONE ?!
WHY DOES IT MATTER ?
BARK, BARK.
DON'T YOU SEE ?
IF I GET
ONE OF THOSE PHONES
I CAN CALL MYSELF
IN THE PAST
AND TELL ME NOT TO
FREEZE MYSELF !
THEN I CAN
GO BACK TO MY TIME
AND PLAY NINTENDO Wii.
BARK, BARK !
THAT PHONE IS FOR
CRANK CALLING ONLY.
USING IT IN THE WAY YOU
DESCRIBED IS ILLEGAL.
I CARE !
WHERE'S THE
CLOSEST TOY STORE ?
WORKING, BARK BARK.
THE JARVANIAN
SHOPPING COMPLEX.
BUT IT IS NOT OPEN YET.
COME ON... COME ON !
STORE IS NOW... OPEN.
WELCOME !
UGH, FINALLY !
WELCOME TO
ZEEBOD'S TOYS !
I WANT ONE OF THOSE
TIMEPHONE THINGS !
AH, THE CRANK PRANK
TIMEPHONE, SURE !
NOW, I AM REQUIRED
BY THE STATE TO
MAKE SURE YOU KNOW
THIS IS FOR PRANK CALLING
THE PAST ONLY, RIGHT ?
YEAH, YEAH I'M ONLY GOING TO
CRANK CALL PEOPLE.
ALRIGHT, THAT WILL BE
6,000 CREDITS.
6,000 CREDITS ?
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU,
A THERILIUM MINER ?
THIS IS A PRETTY ADVANCED
PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.
IT'S EXPENSIVE.
LOOK, I HAVE TO HAVE
ONE OF THOSE PHONES.
OH ALRIGHT, THEN I HAVE
TO HAVE 6,000 CREDITS.
BARK, BARK,
I'M SORRY, ERIC.
BARK, BARK.
HOW ABOUT A ROBOT,
HOW MUCH FOR THE ROBOT ?
AWWW...
SORRY KID, YOU'RE
JUST GONNA HAVE TO
CRANK CALL PEOPLE
IN THE PRESENT.
SCIENCE DAMMIT !
WAIT, K-10...
CAN YOU ACCESS THIS
STORE'S SALES RECORDS ?
WORKING...
BARK, BARK.
ACCESSED !
I WANT THE NAME
AND ADDRESS OF ANYBODY
WHO HAS BOUGHT A TIMEPHONE FROM
THIS GUY IN THE PAST WEEK.
WORKING...
BARK, BARK.
THE UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCE
HAS TAKEN THE BAIT !
SOON THEY WILL
SEND THEIR SHIPS OUT
TO DESTROY OUR
DECOY CLAM FIELDS.
AND WHILE THEIR SHIPS ARE AWAY,
THE UNITED ATHEIST LEAGUE
INTENDS TO ATTACK THEM.
OUR PLAN HAS
WORKED PERFECTLY.
FOR WHEN THE
UNITED ATHEIST LEAGUE
ATTACKS THE
UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCE,
WE WILL CHARGE IN
AND KILL THEM ALL !
OUR SCIENCE, OUR ANSWER TO THE
GREAT QUESTION SHALL PREVAIL !
HAIL SCIENCE !
HAIL SCIENCE !
HAIL SCIENCE !
HAIL SCIENCE !
HAIL SCIENCE !
HAIL SCIENCE !
AND I WILL PERSONALLY
KILL THE TIME CHILD
AND EAT HIS ENTRAILS
ON MY TUMMY !
( phone ringing )
I'LL GET IT, DARLING.
HELLO ?
...HELLO ?
UH, YES, HELLO.
I'M CALLING
FOR MR. WALL.
I'M SORRY, THERE'S
NO MR. WALL, HERE.
OH, IS MRS. WALL THERE ?
NO, THERE ARE
NO WALLS HERE.
THEN HOW DOES
YOUR ROOF STAY UP ?
( snickering )
OH, I SEE.
IS THIS THE JOHNSTON BOYS
FROM DOWN THE STREET ?
NO, WE'RE FROM
THE FUTURE !
VERY FUNNY !
HI, I'M A PEPPER,
AND I'M WONDERING
IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE
A PEPPER TOO ?
GOD DARN YA !
( laughing )
THAT WAS
A GREAT ONE !
( doorbell ringing )
HELLO, I'M WITH THE
CUBIC WASTE DEPARTMENT.
I NEED TO CHECK YOUR
LORTRAN FOR INHUBITORS.
OH... OKAY, I GUESS.
COME ON IN, BOB.
ALRIGHT, JUST LET ME
JUST USE MY TOOLS...
HEY !
HA HA,
STUPID ASSHOLES !
* I GOT YOUR TIMEPHONE *
BARK, BARK !
SCIENCE H. LOGIC,
WHAT A JERK !
( excited otter chatter )
SILENCE, OTTTERSSS !
IT'S THE
WISE ONE !
THE WISE ONE SPEAKS !
THIS IS NOT THE PATH
WE SHOULD BE TAKING.
WILL MORE BLOODSHED
END ANYTHING ?
WISE ONE.
OUR ANSWER TO
THE GREAT QUESTION
IS THE ONLY ONE
BASED ON GOOD SCIENCE !
SCIENCE... REASON...
IS THAT REALLY
ALL THERE IS ?
THEY ARE NOT
A LOGICAL RACE, WISE ONE !
THEY GO AROUND CHOPPING DOWN
TREES FOR TABLES,
WHEN THEY HAVE PERFECTLY GOOD
TUMMIES TO EAT ON !
HOW LOGICAL IS THAT ?
YES, THE GREAT DAWKINS SAID
WE CANNOT TOLERATE THOSE
WHO DON'T USE REASON !
HOW REASONABLE IS IT,
TO EAT OFF OF WOOD
INSTEAD OF YOUR TUMMY ?
WELL, PERHAPS THE GREAT DAWKINS
WASN'T SO WISE.
OH, HE WAS INTELLIGENT.
BUT SOME OF THE MOST INTELLIGENT
OTTERS I'VE EVER KNOWN
WERE COMPLETELY LACKING
IN COMMON SENSE.
MAYBE SOME OTTERS DO NEED
TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING.
WHO KNOWS MAYBE...
JUST BELIEVING IN GOD...
MAKES GOD EXIST.
KILL THE WISE ONE !
KILL THE WISE ONE !
WHAT, NO--
WAIT, WAIT !
ARRRRGHH !
OH, GOD...
( phone ringing )
HELLO ?
( Future Eric in static )
HELLO ?
AM I THERE ?
WHO IS THIS ?
THERE, I HAVE ME !
ALRIGHT, LISTEN,
LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY.
YOU NEED
TO BE PATIENT.
WHAT- WHO THE
HELL IS THIS ?
IT'S ME !
ME WHO !
ME, YOU !
WHAT ?
I'M YOU IN
THE FUTURE !
YOU HAVE
TO BE PATIENT
AND WAIT FOR THE
NINTENDO Wii TO COME OUT,
OR ELSE YOU'LL WAKE UP
IN THE FUTURE
AND HAVE TO DEAL WITH
A BUNCH OF SEA OTTERS !
OH VERY FUNNY, KYLE !
IT'S NOT KYLE,
IT'S YOU !
YEAH- WELL YOU CAN
GO F--K YOURSELF.
I'M TRYING TO DO YOU
A FAVOR, DUMBASS !
JUST LISTEN TO ME !
LISTEN TO THIS !
( fart )
DICKHEAD !
( phone ringing )
WHAT AN ASSHOLE !
( phone ringing )
HELLO !
( Future Eric again )
BUTTERS, BUTTERS !
ERIC ?
IS THAT YOU ?
BUTTERS, LISTEN TO ME !
JUST LISTEN.
I'M ABOUT TO COME OVER
TO YOUR HOUSE
AND ASK YOU TO
HELP ME FREEZE MYSELF.
DO-NOT DO IT !
ERIC, ARE YOU PLAYING
A JOKE ON ME AGAIN ?
NO, THIS IS NOT A JOKE !
WHATEVER I SAY
TO YOU BUTTERS,
NO MATTER
HOW HARD I TRY
DO NOT DO
WHAT I TELL YOU.
BUT... BUT YOU'RE
HERE RIGHT NOW !
BUTTERS COME ON
WE GOTTA GO !
NO, DON'T LISTEN TO ME,
TELL ME TO GO SCREW MYSELF !
HUH ?
COME ON, BUTTERS,
IT'S GONNA GET DARK !
BUT, YOU'RE TELLING ME
NOT TO GO WITH YOU.
WHAT ?
WHO THE F--K IS THIS !
AW DAMMIT--
JUST LISTEN TO ME !
IF YOU FREEZE YOURSELF
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE !
SUCK MY BALLS !
NO, YOU SUCK MY BALLS !
JUST LISTEN TO ME
FOR ONE MINUTE !
OKAY, YOU HAVE
ONE MINUTE.
RIGHT BEFORE YOU LEFT
FOR BUTTERS HOUSE,
YOU DRANK
A BUNCH OF OVALTINE
AND PUT CLYDE FROG
IN THE CLOSET
SO NOTHING WOULD
HAPPEN TO HIM, RIGHT ?
YOU SPYING ON ME ?
NO, I AM YOU,
YOU STUPID ASSHOLE !
F--K YOU ASSHOLE, YOU CAN
GO F--K YOURSELF !
COME ON BUTTERS,
WE'RE GOING.
OH, ALRIGHT THEN...
GOD, I HATE THAT GUY !
MY FRIENDS,
THE TIME HAS COME.
MAY SCIENCE GIVE US THE COURAGE
TO DO WHAT WE MUST.
LAUNCH ALL DEFENSIVE SHIPS
TO SECTOR J-7 !
TAKE OUT THE OTTERS'
CLAM FIELDS !
SIR !
THE UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCE
HAS SENT OUT ALL THEIR SHIPS !
THEIR CAPITOL
IS NOW UNPROTECTED !
THEN BEGIN
THE ATTACK !
SCIENCE BE PRAISED.
KILL THE TABLE EATERS !
IN THE NAME OF
ALMIGHTY SCIENCE !
( phone ringing )
HELLO.
( Future Eric )
HELLO... KYLE...
HELLO ?
YES, HELLO KYLE.
IT'S ERIC,
HOW'S IT GOING ?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
KYLE, YOU ARE THE
SMARTEST GUY I KNOW.
SO I THINK MAYBE YOU
ARE THE ONLY PERSON
WHO CAN UNDERSTAND THIS.
YOU KNOW HOW EARLIER
TODAY I ASKED YOU
TO HELP ME FREEZE MYSELF ?
I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOU
FREEZE YOURSELF, CARTMAN.
IT'S A STUPID IDEA.
NO, SEE, I KNOW
IT'S A STUPID IDEA.
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY
DID FREEZE MYSELF.
AND... YOU WERE RIGHT,
KYLE, IT BACKFIRED
AND I WAS FROZEN
FOR 500 YEARS
AND NOW I'M CALLING YOU
FROM THE FUTURE.
UH-HUH.
NO, REALLY, KYLE,
I'M SERIOUSLY.
HERE, TALK TO
MY ROBOT DOG.
BARK, BARK,
HELLO KYLE, BARK BARK.
I'M HANGING UP NOW.
NO KYLE, LISTEN, PLEASE !
I THINK RIGHT ABOUT NOW,
I'M IN MY MOM'S FREEZER.
SUCK MY BALLS,
FAT ASS.
I WILL... I WILL SUCK
YOUR BALLS, KYLE.
JUST STOP ME
FROM FREEZING MYSELF
AND I WILL GET DOWN
ON MY KNEES...
AND I WILL
SUCK YOUR BALLS.
I'LL SUCK 'EM DRY, KYLE.
( horn honking,
car leaving )
OH GOD DAMMIT !
NOW YOU'VE MADE ME
MISS MY RIDE !
MY WHOLE DAY IS
SCREWED UP BECAUSE OF YOU !
KYLE, KYLE !
ERIC, I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD
STOP CALLING THE PAST.
YOU COULD CHANGE
THE PRESENT.
WELL, I DON'T NOTICE ANYTHING
DIFFERENT KIT-9, DO YOU ?
I GUESS NOT,
MEOW-MEOW.
HMMM... LET'S SEE...
( explosion )
WUGH !
MEOW-MEOW !
WAHHH !
MEOW-MEOW !
WAHHH !
MEOW-MEOW !
T.C. WE'RE
UNDER ATTACK !
BY WHO ?
WE HAVE TO GET TO THE WAR ROOM,
IT'S THE ONLY SAFE PLACE !
THE UNITED ATHEIST LEAGUE
IS BOMBING THE CITY !
WE'RE DEFENSELESS !
THIS IS TERRIBLE !
I'M GOING TO DIE
IN THE FUTURE
WITHOUT EVER PLAYING
NINTENDO Wii !
SIR, THE SEA OTTERS
ARE ADVANCING
THEY'VE BROKEN THROUGH
THE EAST PORTAL !
WHAT ?!
3-WAY FUN-CHAT ON SCREEN !
WHAT ARE YOU
OTTERS DOING ?
THIS IS OUR ATTACK !
YES, AND WE ARE
ATTACKING BOTH OF YOU !
YOU FOOLS, THIS WILL BE
THE END OF US ALL !
THEN ACCEPT OUR ANSWER
TO THE GREAT QUESTION,
AND WE WILL
WITHDRAWAL !
YOUR ANSWER TO THE GREAT
QUESTION IS ILLOGICAL !
WHAT IS
THE GREAT QUESTION ?
WHAT ATHEISTS SHOULD
CALL THEMSELVES.
UNIFIED ATHEIST LEAGUE
IS THE MOST LOGICAL NAME !
UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCE
MAKES MORE SENSE !
NO-- ALLIED ATHEIST ALLIANCE !
THAT WAY IT HAS THREE A's !
THAT IS
THE LOGICAL CHOICE !
SO BE IT-
WE CANNOT AGREE !
PREPARE TO DIE !
VIRAD MISSILES
LAUNCHED SIR !
I HAVE TO
GET OUT OF HERE !
WHY IS EVERYONE
IN MY PAST SO STUPID
THAT THEY THINK I'M
CRANK CALLING THEM !
BUT ERIC, MEOW, MEOW,
YOU KNEW THE WIFE
OF THE SMARTEST MAN
IN ALL OF HISTORY.
WHO ?
YOUR TEACHER, THE ONE
CALLED GARRISON.
GARRISON ?
BUT HE'S AN ASSHOLE !
( phone ringing )
OH YEAH...
YEAH, I'M A MONKEY !
GIVE THIS MONKEY
WHAT SHE WANTS !
OH, MISS GARRISON !
DAMMIT, WHO THE HELL
IS CALLING ?
I'LL TELL THEM
TO CALL YOU BACK.
GARRISON RESIDENCE.
CAN YOU CALL BACK
LATER, PLEASE ?
( Future Eric )
IT'S AN EMERGENCY !
IT'S AN EMERGENCY !
AN EMERGENCY ?
I NEED TO SPEAK WITH
MR. GARRISON RIGHT NOW.
I'M SORRY, BUT MR. GARRISON
HAS PASSED AWAY.
MRS. GARRISON IS
THE ONLY PERSON HERE,
AND SHE'S RATHER
TIED UP AT THE MOMENT.
LOOK ASSHOLE, THIS IS
A REAL EMERGENCY,
JUST PASS THE PHONE
TO WHATEVER GARRISON
WANTS TO CALL HIMSELF SINCE
THE SEX CHANGE OPERATION !
SEX CHANGE OPERATION ?
OH-OH...
AGHGHGH...
YOU'RE A MAN ?
NOT ANYMORE,
I'VE BEEN FIXED !
RICHARD, HOLD ON
I CAN EXPLAIN !
EXPLAIN ?
HOW COULD I BE
SO STUPID ?
RICHARD,
COME BACK, PLEASE !
WELL, GO AHEAD AND LEAVE,
YOU ATHEIST FAGGOT !
HAVE A FUN TIME
MOCKING GOD IN HELL !
YOU QUEER !
MR. GARRISON--
MR. GARRISON ?
ALRIGHT, ERIC ARE YOU
ALL SET TO GO ?
GO... RIGHT...
WHERE AM I GOING ?
WE TOLD YOU,
WE'RE SENDING YOU HOME.
WITH THE CRANK-N-WANK
TIME MACHINE.
DON'T WORRY, MY SON.
WHEN YOU RETURN
TO YOUR TIME,
YOU WILL MERGE WITH
YOUR OTHER SELF.
IT'S ALL VERY ZEN.
WAIT... ISN'T EVERYBODY
AT WAR OVER ATHEISM ?
ATHEISM- NO !
WE'VE LEARNED TO GET RID
OF ALL "ISMS" IN OUR TIME.
YES, LONG AGO WE REALIZED
"ISMS" ARE GREAT FOR
THOSE WHO ARE RATIONAL.
BUT IN THE HANDS OF
IRRATIONAL PEOPLE,
"ISMS" ALWAYS
LEAD TO VIOLENCE.
SO THERE IS NO WAR
NOW IN THE FUTURE ?
OF COURSE
THERE'S WAR !
THE STUPID FRENCH-CHINESE THINK
THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO HAWAII !
YEAH !
YEAH !
BUT NOW THE MOMENT HAS COME TO
SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR TIME-
WE UNFROZE YOU
FOR A PURPOSE,
AND NOW THAT PURPOSE
IS FULFILLED.
AND WHAT WAS THAT
PURPOSE AGAIN ?
WE EXPLAINED THAT
TO YOU ALREADY.
RIGHT.
GOOD BYE ERIC,
I WILL MISS YOU !
SQUAWK, SQUAK !
I'LL MISS YOU
TOO, KOK-A-3.
SO LONG ERIC,
AND TELL EVERYONE
IN THE PAST FOR US...
THAT NO ONE SINGLE ANSWER,
IS EVER THE ANSWER.
HEYYYY !
I'M BACK...
WOW, I'M BACK !
THERE YOU ARE, ERIC !
MOM, MOM,
THEY DID IT !
ERIC, YOU HAVE TO
COME HOME.
YOU CAN'T JUST WAIT HERE
FOR THAT GAME TO COME OUT.
NO, I KNOW,
YOU'RE RIGHT, MOM.
I NEED TO LEARN
TO BE PATIENT...
I THINK I CAN WAIT THREE WEEKS
FOR NINTENDO Wii TO COME OUT.
BUT HONEY, IT'S
ONLY SEPTEMBER...
THAT NINTENDO Wii DOESN'T
COME OUT FOR TWO MONTHS.
WHAT ?
NO... NO !
YOU SENT ME BACK
TOO FAR !
AY, DO IT OVER !
WHO ARE YOU
TALKING TO, MUFFIN ?
I CAN'T WAIT
TWO MONTHS !
I CAN'T !
THERE HAS TO BE
A WAY AROUND THIS !
HEY KID, SOMEBODY'S
ON THE PHONE FOR YOU.
HELLO ?
( Future Eric )
HELLO ?
HELLO !
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING.
DO NOT DO IT !
YOU JUST NEED TO BE PATIENT,
AND WAIT THE TWO MONTHS !
DO YOU HEAR ME ?
OH, SUCK MY BALLS, KYLE.
ME WHO !
ME, YOU !
WHAT ?
I'M YOU IN
THE FUTURE !
YOU HAVE
TO BE PATIENT
AND WAIT FOR THE
NINTENDO Wii TO COME OUT,
OR ELSE YOU'LL WAKE UP
IN THE FUTURE
AND HAVE TO DEAL WITH
A BUNCH OF SEA OTTERS !
OH VERY FUNNY, KYLE !
IT'S NOT KYLE,
IT'S YOU !
YEAH- WELL YOU CAN
GO F--K YOURSELF.

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