1 Ocak 2012 Pazar

South Park S10E12 Go God Go


* I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME *
* FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE *
* HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION *
* GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND *
* AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT *
* PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" *
* HEADED ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA SEE IF
I CAN'T UNWIND *
* ( mumbling ) *
* COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE *
COME ON... COME ON !
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
HOW MUCH LONGER ?!
THERE YOU ARE ERIC,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
I'M WAITING FOR THE NEW
NINTENDO Wii TO COME OUT !
WHEN DOES IT
COME OUT ?
THREE WEEKS !
COME ON, COME ON...
IT'S TIME
FOR SCHOOL.
NO MOM,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND !
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THING
TO COME OUT FOR MONTHS.
AND NOW...
EVERY DAY,
TIME IS SLOWING DOWN.
IT'S LIKE...
WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS...
TIMES A THOUSAND.
ERIC, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
HAVE TO BE PATIENT.
NOOO... NOOOO !
( school bell rings )
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA
IT IS WRONG !
IT IS WRONG AND
I SIMPLY WILL NOT DO IT !
I CARE ABOUT
MY STUDENTS.
AND I WILL NOT
FILL THEIR HEADS WITH LIES.
I AM NOT TEACHING
EVOLUTION IN MY CLASS !
MRS. GARRISON, EVOLUTION IS
IN THE SCHOOL CURRICULUM.
WE HAVE TO TEACH IT.
EVOLUTION IS A THEORY.
A HAIR-BRAINED THEORY
THAT SAYS I'M A MONKEY.
I'M NOT A MONKEY,
I'M A WOMAN !
M... M'KAY.
YOU REALIZE EVOLUTION
HAS BEEN PRETTY MUCH PROVEN.
I WARN YOU,
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA
THOSE STUDENTS ARE NOT PREPARED
TO HEAR THIS STUFF.
OUR STUDENTS WANT TO
LEARN MRS. GARRISON,
AND THEY'RE MATURE ENOUGH
TO HANDLE ANYTHING.
AHGGH...
AGHGHGH !
HOW LONG UNTIL UNTIL
NINTENDO Wii COMES OUT NOW ?
IT'S STILL THREE WEEKS.
OH GOD...
OKAY, HOW LONG NOW ?
WILL YOU
SHUT UP, ALREADY ?
ALRIGHT, KIDS,
IT IS NOW MY JOB
TO TEACH YOU
THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION.
OH BOY !
NOW I FOR ONE THINK THAT
EVOLUTION IS BUNCH OF BULLCRAP
BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
I HAVE TO TEACH IT ANYWAY.
IT WAS THOUGHT UP
BY CHARLES DARWIN
AND IT GOES
SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
IN THE BEGINNING WE WERE
ALL FISH, OKAY,
SWIMMING AROUND
IN THE WATER.
AND THEN ONE DAY, A COUPLE
OF FISH HAD A RETARD BABY.
AND THE RETARD BABY WAS
DIFFERENT, SO IT GOT TO LIVE.
SO RETARD FISH GOES ON
TO MAKE MORE RETARD BABIES
AND THEN ONE DAY
A RETARD BABY FISH
CRAWLED OUT OF THE OCEAN
WITH ITS MUTANT FISH HANDS...
AND IT HAD BUTT SEX WITH
A SQUIRREL OR SOMETHING
AND MADE THIS...
RETARD FROG-SQUIRREL.
AND THEN THAT
HAD A RETARD BABY
WHICH WAS A
MONKEY-FISH-FROG.
AND THEN THIS MONKEY-FISH-FROG
HAD BUTT SEX WITH THAT MONKEY
AND THAT MONKEY HAD
A MUTANT RETARD BABY
THAT SCREWED
ANOTHER MONKEY
AND THAT MADE YOU.
SO THERE YOU GO.
YOU'RE THE RETARDED OFFSPRING
OF FIVE MONKEYS
HAVING BUTT SEX WITH
A FISH-SQUIRREL.
CONGRATULATIONS.
AGH-- I CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE !
AGHGHGH !
YUP, Y'SEE ?
I KNEW THAT
WOULD HAPPEN.
COME ON... COME ON !
LOOK KID,
FOR THE 40th TIME
PACING IN FRONT
OF THE STORE
ISN'T GOING TO MAKE THE Wii
COME ANY FASTER.
ERIC, YOU ARE
COMING HOME RIGHT NOW !
CAN'T I JUST STAY AND LOOK AT
THE SIGN A LITTLE LONGER ?
IT'S ALMOST BEDTIME !
IF YOU SLEEP, THEN
TIME WILL GO BY FASTER !
OH GOD...
AHGGHH !
THAT DOES IT !
I AM NOT
WAITING THREE WEEKS !
YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS YA GOTTA HELP ME !
DUDE, YOU DON'T
LOOK SO GOOD CARTMAN.
I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE, YOU GUYS...
THE WAIT FOR NINTENDO Wii
IS LITERALLY KILLING ME.
WELL THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO,
SO YOU JUST
HAVE TO BE PATIENT.
NO... THERE IS
SOMETHING I CAN DO.
WHAT ?
ALRIGHT LISTEN, YOU KNOW
HOW IN SPACE MOVIES
THEY PUT ASTRONAUTS
IN SUSPENDER ANIMATION
SO THAT THEIR TRIP
SEEMS REALLY SHORT, RIGHT ?
I THINK I'VE FIGURED OUT
HOW TO DO IT.
DO WHAT ?
FREEZE MYSELF--
IF I FREEZE MYSELF,
THEN IN THREE WEEKS,
WHEN NINTENDO Wii COMES OUT
YOU GUYS CAN UNFREEZE ME.
THE WAIT WILL SEEM
INSTANTANEOUS TO ME.
NO.
IT'S SIMPLE SCIENCE, KYLE.
YOU'LL DIE, RETARD !
I'LL DIE WAITING FOR
THE Wii TO COME OUT.
DON'T YOU SEE THIS IS
MY ONLY CHANCE ?
DUDE, NO WAY
YEAH, I HATE YOU,
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO
HELP KILL YOU.
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE MY FRIENDS !
BUT I GUESS
I WAS WRONG !
AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE
BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER
YOU GUYS WON'T EVEN HELP ME
FREEZE MYSELF !
( school bell ringing )
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA, WE ARE
A DEVOUT CATHOLIC FAMILY.
DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHY
MY DAUGHTER NOW THINKS
SHE'S A RETARDED
FISH-FROG ? !
I TOLD YOU THIS
WOULD HAPPEN, DIDN'T I ?
MR. TRISCOTTI,
I WASN'T AWARE--
WE HAVE WORKED YEARS
TO INSTILL
THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS CHRIST
INTO OUR DAUGHTER
AND WITH ONE FELL SWOOP
YOU TRY TO DESTROY
EVERYTHING WE DID !
I HEAR YOU.
SIR, IF YOU DON'T
WISH YOUR DAUGHTER
TO LEARN ABOUT EVOLUTION,
THEN WE CAN PULL HER
OUT OF CLASS.
YOU MOST CERTAINLY WILL !
BUT DAD, I WANT TO
LEARN EVERYTHING.
NO, YOU DON'T,
SHUT UP !
WELL, I TOLD YOU.
WE SHOULD LEAVE EVOLUTION
OUT OF THE CLASSROOMS.
IT HAS BECOME OBVIOUS TO ME
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ENOUGH
ABOUT EVOLUTION TO TEACH IT.
I'M HAVING YOU REPLACED.
MR. DAWKINS !
R-REPLACED ?!
RICHARD DAWKINS IS
A WORLD-RENOWNED
EVOLUTIONARY SCIENTIST.
CHARMED TO
MEET YOU, MS...
SHUT UP, FAGGOT.
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,
I CAN TEACH MY OWN CLASS !
YOU ARE TO SIT IN CLASS
AND HELP MR. DAWKINS
WITH WHATEVER HE NEEDS.
( school bell ringing )
OVER BILLIONS OF YEARS,
LIFE HAS EVOLVED
FROM SIMPLE,
ONE-CELLED ORGANISMS
INTO ALL THE COMPLEX LIFE
WE SEE AROUND US...
WHATEVER.
IT WAS CHANGES IN
HEREDITARY TRAITS
THAT ALLOWED THE FIRST MAMMALS
TO BREATHE IN THE AIR.
RETARDED FISH-FROGS.
MS. GARRISON, I BELIEVE THAT'S
A GROSS OVER-SIMPLIFICATION.
WELL, YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
CONTINUE.
YOU SEE CHILDREN,
LIFE HAS THE AMAZING ABILITY
TO CHANGE, TO ADAPT.
LIKE CHANGING US TO THE POINT
THAT WE WALK UPRIGHT.
SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT
WE'RE ALL RELATED TO MONKEYS.
WELL YES,
BASICALLY WE ARE.
YOU'VE SEEN MONKEYS
AT THE ZOO ?
THEY CRAP IN THEIR HANDS
AND THROW IT AT PEOPLE !
MS. GARRISON,
THIS ISN'T THEORY.
IT IS SCIENTIFIC FACT.
WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT
BY BELIEVING THIS CRAP,
YOU'RE GONNA GO TO HELL ?
DOESN'T THAT BOTHER YOU
A LITTLE ?
ACTUALLY, NO, BECAUSE
I'M AN ATHEIST.
AHA-- I GOT YOU,
YOU SNAKE IN THE GRASS !
I FOUND YOU OUT !
I NEVER
COVERED IT UP.
AND IF I'M A MONKEY,
THEN I MIGHT AS WELL
ACT LIKE A MONKEY, HUH ?
WOO-OHO HAAA-HAAA
WOOO HHOO-AHHAH !
WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU DOING ?
DON'T ASK ME
I'M A F--KING MONKEY !
ARHG !
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA, I WAS
SIMPLY TRYING TO MAKE A POINT
TO MR. DAWKINS ABOUT
THE INCONGRUITY
OF SOME SCIENTIFIC STATEMENTS.
MRS. GARRISON, I AM PULLING YOU
OUT OF THE CLASSROOM.
WHAT ?
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA, I REALLY
DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARY.
THIS WOMAN IS
VERY OPINIONATED, BUT--
SHE DOES CARE ABOUT
HER STUDENTS.
VERY WELL.
BUT THERE IS TO BE NO MORE
THROWING OF FECES, UNDERSTOOD ?
MS. GARRISON, MS. GARRISON,
COULD I HAVE A WORD
WITH YOU PLEASE ?
WHAT ?
LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK
WE ARE AT WAR...
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW,
I ADMIRE YOUR PASSION.
YOU-- YOU DO ?
I'VE NEVER MET A WOMAN
WITH SO MUCH...
FIRE.
WELL, I DO BRING DOWN THE
WOMAN'S WRATH NOW AND AGAIN.
SO MUCH BOLDNESS
IN A WOMAN...
SO BEAUTIFUL.
I'M SORRY, I'M SURE YOU
HAVE A HUSBAND, BUT I--
NO, MY HUSBAND IS
GONE-- DEAD !
WOULD YOU THEN...
CONSIDER HAVING DINNER
WITH ME TONIGHT ?
WELL...
WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD HAVE A
LITTLE STEAK OR SOMETHING.
I'VE GOT A DATE !
I'VE GOT A DATE !
MY FIRST REAL DATE
WITH A REAL MAN
SINCE MY
SEX CHANGE OPERATION !
OH BOY,
WHAT WILL I WEAR ?
HEY, EVERYBODY !
( humming happily )
AHHH !
AY !
CLOSE THE DOOR,
I'M TRYING TO FREEZE !
ERIC, GET OUT OF THERE !
NO- NO,
IT'S TOO SOON !
NOW ERIC, THIS HAS
GONE FAR ENOUGH.
YOU NEED TO LEARN
TO BE PATIENT.
BUTTERS, GET YOUR COAT
WE GOTTA GO.
GO WHERE ?
YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME
FREEZE MYSELF.
OKAY !
WUL, HOW COME WE GOTTA COME
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE ?
BUTTERS, IF ANYBODY ELSE
COMES ACROSS MY FROZEN BODY
THEY'LL TRY TO
UNFREEZE ME RIGHT AWAY.
I HAVE TO BE HIDDEN.
THAT'S GOOD...
AND NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS BUTTERS
YOU ARE NOT TO UNFREEZE ME
UNTIL THE DAY
NINTENDO Wii COMES OUT,
YOU GOT IT ?
ERIC, ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA ?
NO, IT'S NOT
A GOOD IDEA,
IT'S AN AWESOME IDEA.
YEAH, I GUESS IT IS.
ALRIGHT, YOU GOT
THE SPOT FIGURED OUT ?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LOSE
WHERE I AM, RIGHT ?
I GOT IT...
BIG TREE, OVAL ROCK.
ALRIGHT, NOW
GET OUTTA HERE,
YOU CAN'T FREEZE TOO
OR ELSE WE'RE BOTH SCREWED.
GET OUTTA HERE YOU ASSHOLE
YOU'RE GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING !
OH JEEZ...
YES... COME ON...
FREEZE...
FREEZE.
...SO I TOLD
MY GYNECOLOGIST,
"YOU PUT SO MANY
THINGS IN MY VAGINA
MAYBE I SHOULD CHARGE YOU !"
OH, MISS GARRISON,
YOU ARE THE MOST
OUTSPOKEN WOMAN
I HAVE EVER MET.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE
ONE OF THE GUYS !
YEAH, ALMOST...
YOU HAVE SO MUCH SPUNK,
SO MUCH LIFE !
IF ONLY YOU WERE
AN ATHEIST...
WHAT...
WELL, YOU KNOW...
I'M OPEN TO STUFF.
WHY HAS SOMEONE AS
OUTSPOKEN AS YOU
GIVEN THEMSELVES OVER TO
THE WHOLE 'GOD' THING ?
OH, I'M NOT...
I'M NOT TOTALLY INTO
THE WHOLE GOD THING.
I JUST, I JUST THINK
YOU CAN'T DISPROVE GOD.
WELL, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE
WAS A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ?
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, SIMPLY
BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE DISPROVEN ?
YOU'RE RIGHT...
IT'S SO SIMPLE !
GOD IS A SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
OH THANK YOU, GEEZ,
MY EYES ARE OPEN !
HEY EVERYONE,
I'M AN ATHEIST !
REALLY ? OH,
THAT'S WONDERFUL !
NO, I TOTALLY
GET IT NOW !
EVOLUTION EXPLAINS EVERYTHING !
THERE'S NO GREAT MYSTERY TO LIFE
-- JUST EVOLUTION !
AND GOD'S
A SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
THANK YOU, RICHARD.
YOU'RE SO WELCOME !
WOULD YOU LIKE TO...
HEAD OVER TO MY PLACE
FOR DESSERT ?
AAHG, UGH, UGH !
OH YEAH,
YEAH, I'M A MONKEY !
GIVE THIS MONKEY
WHAT SHE WANTS !
OH, MISS GARRISON !
YEAH, POUND MY
MONKEY HOLE, RICHARD !
YEAH, I'M
A MONKEY, ALRIGHT !
NIN-TEN-DO...
I'M COMING...
I'M COMING...
NINTENDO...
( heartbeat stops )
( exhales )
( wind whistling )
( coyote howling )
( rumbling )
* ( "Buck Rogers" theme ) *
WE HAVE A PULSE !
( coughing & gasping )
CAN YOU...
UNDERSTAND ME ?
WHERE AM I ?
MY NAME IS SHPECK,
YOU ARE SAFE.
SAFE WHERE, BUTTHOLE ?
MY FRIEND... THIS IS GOING TO BE
A BIT OF A SHOCK, BUT...
IT IS THE YEAR 2546.
WHAT ?
YOU HAVE BEEN FROZEN IN ICE
FOR OVER FIVE HUNDRED YEARS.
BUTTERS...
BUTTERS YOU
BLACK ASSHOLE !
AHGGH !
PLEASE, BE CAREFUL,
YOU ARE FRAIL.
IS THE Wii OUT ?
WHERE IS THE Wii ?
AH, NINTENDO Wii ...
A PRIMITIVE GAMING DEVICE
USED IN HIS TIME.
PRIMITIVE ?
IT HAS MOTION CONTROL
CONTROLLERS, ASSWIPE.
YOUNG MAN, YOU DON'T
SEEM TO UNDERSTAND...
YOUR FAMILY, YOUR FRIENDS,
EVERYONE YOU KNEW
HAS BEEN DEAD FOR OVER
FIVE HUNDRED YEARS.
I DON'T CARE,
IS THERE A NINTENDO Wii ?
WE DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES
IN OUR TIME.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A NINTENDO Wii.
NO...
NOOOOO !
YOU MUST
UNDERSTAND, CHILDREN,
THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH
VERY LARGE NUMBERS HERE.
THAT'S MY MAN...
SO EVOLUTION DOESN'T EVEN
HAPPEN BY CHANCE.
IT IS IN FACT,
BOUND TO HAPPEN.
THAT'S RIGHT KIDS.
AND SO YOU SEE,
THERE IS NO GOD.
CAREFUL, DARLING.
THE SCHOOL BOARD DOESN'T
LIKE IT WHEN WE--
WUL, THERE COULD
STILL BE A GOD.
WHAT ?
COULDN'T EVOLUTION
BE THE ANSWER TO "HOW"
AND NOT THE
ANSWER TO "WHY" ?
UH-OH,
RETARD ALERT !
RETARD ALERT, CLASS !
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER TOO,
BUBBLE HEAD ?
I WASN'T TALKING
ABOUT SPAGHETTI.
COME ON YOU, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO SIT IN THE DUNCE CHAIR !
MS. GARRISON...
I'M NOT SO SURE WHAT YOU DID
IN CLASS TODAY WAS RIGHT.
WHAT ?
BUT DICK...
YOU TOLD ME THAT THE WORLD
WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE
WITHOUT RELIGION.
YES, BUT TO BE
SO BOLD ABOUT IT.
I'VE JUST NEVER SEEN
A WOMAN WITH SUCH...
BALLS.
YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOO SOFT ON
RELIGIOUS PEOPLE IN THE PAST.
THINK ABOUT IT, RICHARD.
WITH YOUR INTELLECT
AND MY BALLS,
WE CAN CHANGE THE FUTURE
OF THE WORLD.
CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORLD
WITH NO RELIGION ?
NO MUSLIMS KILLING JEWS...
NO CHRISTIANS BOMBING
ABORTION CLINICS.
THE WORLD WOULD BE
A WONDERFUL PLACE...
WITHOUT GOD.
YOU'RE THE SMARTEST
MAN ON EARTH, DICK.
WITH ME BY YOUR SIDE...
THERE'S NO STOPPING YOU.
OOHH JUST LET ME SEE THOSE
BEAUTIFUL BREASTS AGAIN.
OH... ALRIGHT.
OH YEAH,
BABY !
BLRMP-MPHHHHHM !
OOHHHH, YEAHH !
QUICK, GENERAL DISARRAY,
KILL THOSE SUPER-HEROES !
PEW-PEW, PEW-PEW !
YES, NOW THE WORLD SHALL FEEL
THE WRATH OF PROFESSOR CHAOS !
HA HA HAAA !
BUTTERS...
BUTTERS, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
ERIC CARTMAN
IN THE PAST TWO DAYS,
HAVE YOU ?
WHO ME ?
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT,
BUTTERS- HE'S MISSING.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
OR HEARD FROM HIM ?
NO, MA'AM.
OKAY.
COME ON,
PROFESSOR CHAOS !
LET'S DESTROY
THIS ANT HILL !
GENERAL DISARRAY CAN I ASK YOU
A SCIENTIFIC QUESTION ?
OKAY.
WUL, UM... CAN ANYTHING BAD
HAPPEN IF YOU COMPLETELY
FREEZE YOURSELF
AND THEN UNFREEZE YOURSELF
THREE WEEKS LATER ?
YEAH.
LIKE WHAT ?!
LIKE...
YOU DIE.
DIE !?
WUL YEAH, IF YOU FREEZE YOUR
BODY, IT MEANS YOU DIE.
WHEN YOU WAKE UP THREE WEEKS
LATER YOU CAN BE UNFROZEN,
BUT YOU'RE STILL DEAD.
OH, HAMBURGERS !
ERIC ?!
ERIC !!
YOU JUST LEFT HIM HERE,
WITHOUT A JACKET OR ANYTHING ?
HE TOLD ME TO !
HE'S DEAD,
FOR SURE !
WAIT---
IT'S ALL DIFFERENT !
NOTHING'S IN
THE SAME PLACE !
OH MY GOD...
ERIC !!
ERIC !
BUTTERS-BUTTERS,
BUTTERS !
WE HAVE TO
GET OUT OF HERE.
WHAT ?
NOBODY IS EVER GOING TO
FIND HIS BODY !
YOU'VE GOT TO NEVER SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS, YOU UNDERSTAND ?
HE'S DEAD !
AND IF THEY KNOW YOU HAD
A HAND IN IT YOU'LL GO TO JAIL !
BUT I JUST DID
WHAT HE TOLD ME !
COME ON,
WE HAVE TO LEAVE !
OH JUMPIN' JESUS...
THIS IS TERRIBLE...
FIVE HUNDRED YEARS
IN THE FUTURE...
( sobbing )
ERIC, I HAVE
GOOD NEWS FOR YOU.
WE MAY HAVE FOUND YOU
A NINTENDO Wii.
WHAT, REALLY !
YESSS, YESSSS !
IT'S RUMORED THAT ONE IS AT
THE MUSEUM OF TECHNOLOGY
IN NEW, NEW HAMPSHIRE.
SO I'M NOT TOO LATE,
COME ON, LET'S GO !
WELL, THERE'S JUST...
THERE'S SOMETHING WE NEED
FROM YOU, FIRST.
YOU SEE, MY YOUNG FRIEND,
YOU WERE UNFROZEN FOR A REASON.
LOTS OF PEOPLE FROZE THEMSELVES
IN CRYOGENIC LABS,
AND WE DON'T
UNFREEZE THEM.
BUT YOU...
ARE SPECIAL.
I KNOW I'M SPECIAL,
THIS ISN'T NEWS TO ME.
YOU LIVED IN THE TIME WHEN
A GREAT EVENT HAPPENED.
A GLORIOUS EVENT THAT FINALLY
MADE ALL RELIGION OBSOLETE.
NOW, THE ENTIRE WORLD
IS ATHEIST.
AND THIS GETS ME
A NINTENDO Wii HOW ?
WE BELIEVE THAT SOMEBODY
YOU KNEW IN YOUR TIME
WAS THE PERSON WHO FIRST
STARTED OUR WONDERFUL GROUP.
THE UNIFIED ATHEIST LEAGUE !
WHO ?
WHAT IN SCIENCE'S NAME
WAS THAT ?
OH NO !
IT'S THE UNITED
ATHEIST ALLIANCE !
OH, SCIENCE HELP US !
SCIENCE DAMN YOU,
UNIFIED ATHEIST LEAGUE !
WHO ARE THEY ?
THE ALLIANCE ATHEISTS,
WE'RE AT WAR WITH THEM !
NO !
JESUS CHRIST !
HA HA HA, YOU BELIEVE IN
A SUPERNATURAL BEING !
OH-MY-SCIENCE.
I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY
FROM THE PAST
WHO WANTS TO PLAY
NINTENDO Wii !
PUT ME THROUGH TO THE
ALLIED ATHEIST ALLEGIANCE !
ON SCREEN !
LOOK ALLIED
ATHEIST ALLEGIANCE !
WE HAVE THE
TIME CHILD !
SCIENCE DAMN YOU,
UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCE !
NOW YOU SEE,
FOOLISH SEA OTTERS,
THAT WE ARE THE
ATHEISTS IN CONTROL !
IT WON'T
MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
THIS IS THE DAWNING OF
THE SEA OTTER.
KNOW THIS, TIME CHILD !
I SHALL
SMASH YOUR SKULL
LIKE A CLAM
ON MY TUMMY !
WHAT ?!
OTTERS,
THE TIME HAS COME !
SOUND THE NAFURTEE !
THE NAFURTEE !
THE NAFURTEE !
( low wail )
IT BEGINS...
YOU'RE THE RETARDED OFFSPRING
OF FIVE MONKEYS
HAVING BUTT SEX WITH
A FISH-SQUIRREL.
CONGRATULATIONS.
AGH-- I CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE !
AGHGHGH !
YUP, Y'SEE ?
I KNEW THAT
WOULD HAPPEN.

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