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South Park S10E02 Smug Alert


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* I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME *
* FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE *
* HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION *
* GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA LEAVE MY
WOE'S BEHIND *
* AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT *
* PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" *
* HEADED ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA SEE IF
I CAN'T UNWIND *
* ( mumbling ) *
* COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE **
HEY THERE, RICHARD.
OH HEY, GERALD,
NEW CAR ?
YEAH, IT'S A HYBRID.
I JUST...
I JUST COULDN'T SIT BACK
AND BE A PART OF DESTROYING
THE EARTH ANYMORE.
WELL...
GOOD FOR YOU.
OH, THANKS !
WELL, THERE GOES
THE NEW HIGH AND MIGHTY
GERALD BROFLOVSKI.
YEAH, EVER SINCE
HE GOT THAT NEW HYBRID
HE THINKS HE'S BETTER
THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
YOU KNOW... THE EMISSIONS
FROM A VEHICLE LIKE YOURS
CAUSES IRREPARABLE
DAMAGE TO THE OZONE.
I DRIVE A HYBRID.
IT'S MUCH BETTER
FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.
THAANKS.
DAD, CAN WE
GO HOME ?
ALL YOU EVER DO
SINCE YOU GOT THIS CAR
IS DRIVE AROUND
AND SHOW IT OFF.
HEY, IS THAT
A HYBRID ?
OH YES, YOU'VE
GOT ONE TOO, I SEE.
YEAH, I LIKE TO BE
A PART OF THE SOLUTION
AND NOT PART
OF THE PROBLEM...
WELL, ANYWAY,
GOOD FOR YOU.
THANKS...
DAD, I THINK IKE
IS STARVING TO DEATH.
HOLD ON BOYS, WE STILL
HAVE TO GO THE HARDWARE STORE
AND HAND OUT
AWARENESS CITATIONS
TO SUV CARS
IN THE PARKING LOT.
WHAT ?
OKAY, THERE'S
ANOTHER ONE.
OH MAN, LOOK AT THAT ?
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ?
AN SUV WITH
A V-8 ENGINE !
MAKES ME SICK-
"TICKET FOR DRIVING
A GAS GUZZLER" !
DAD... CAN WE
GO HOME, PLEASE ?
LOOK, THERE'S
A JEEP OVER THERE.
GO WRITE THEM
A TICKET, KYLE.
NOW, KYLE !
BUT DAD-
HEY, KYLE !
OH HEY, DUDE, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
HELPING MY DAD PICK OUT
SOME COOL NEW POWER TOOLS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
HELPING MY DAD GIVE
PEOPLE FAKE TICKETS.
WHAT'S THIS ?
OH - SORRY RANDY, LOOKS
LIKE YOU GOT A TICKET.
A TICKET ?
"FAILURE TO CARE ABOUT
THE ENVIRONMENT."
OH GODAMMIT, DID YOU
DO THIS, GERALD ? !
YEAH, I'M JUST- TRYING
TO MAKE PEOPLE MORE AWARE.
YOU KNOW-
YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE
YOU KNOW THAT !
WHERE DO YOU COME OFF
TICKETING PEOPLE ?
NOW RANDY, CALM DOWN,
IT'S NOT A REAL TICKET.
I KNOW IT'S NOT
A REAL TICKET !
BROFLOVSKI !
DID YOU PUT THIS CRAP
ON MY WINDSHIELD ? !
JIMBO, YOUR TRUCK GETS LESS
THAN 10 MILES A GALLON.
WELL THANKS,
OFFICER DICKHOLE !
DAD, LET'S JUST GO.
LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE
THE PEOPLE OF SOUTH PARK
AWARE OF A VERY
SERIOUS PROBLEM !
THE PROBLEM, GERALD
IS THAT EVER SINCE
YOU GOT A HYBRID CAR
YOU'VE GOTTEN SO SMUG
THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL
OF YOUR OWN FARTS !
OH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T
THINK IT WAS HIGH AND MIGHTY
TO CARE ABOUT THE EARTH.
AND THAT TOO !
STOP TALKING WITH
YOUR EYES CLOSED !
THAT'S WHAT
SMUG PEOPLE DO !
WELL, I DON'T
REALLY SEE HOW-
THAT HAS ANYTHING
TO DO WITH-
THERE LIKE THAT,
STOP THAT !
WHO THE HELL PUT A FAGGY
FAKE TICKET ON MY TRUCK ?
ALRIGHT THAT DOES IT,
COME ON, KYLE !
I DON'T WANT YOU HANGING AROUND
WITH THESE IGNORANT IDIOTS !
YEAH, I THINK IT'S BEST
WE JUST DO IT RIGHT AWAY...
DAD, IKE AND I HAVE BEEN
TALKING, AND WELL...
WE FEEL THAT YOUR NEW CAR
IS CHANGING YOU.
YES, IT CERTAINLY IS.
WE'RE THINKING THAT
A LOT OF PEOPLE IN TOWN
ARE STARTING TO...
TAKE OFFENSE.
ARE STARTING TO
TAKE OFFENSE AT YOUR ACTIONS.
WE FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
STARTING TO BECOME...
ALIENATED.
STARTING TO BECOME ALIENATED
FROM SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS.
WELL, I TOTALLY
AGREE, KYLE.
YOU DO ?
YES, A LOT OF
PEOPLE IN TOWN
JUST AREN'T READY
TO DRIVE HYBRID CARS.
RIGHT !
OKAY, GOOD.
AND THAT'S WHY, I'VE TALKED
IT OVER WITH YOUR MOTHER,
AND... WE'VE
DECIDED TO MOVE !
WHAT ?!
WE NEED TO BE
WHERE EVERYONE
IS MOTIVATED AND
PROGRESSIVE LIKE US !
START GETTING YOUR
THINGS PACKED BOYS,
THE BROFLOVSKI FAMILY IS
MOVING TO SAN FRANCISCO !
( knocking )
YEAH.
HEY STAN, YOU SHOULD
COME ON OVER.
THEY'RE HAVING A
GOIN' AWAY PARTY FOR KYLE.
GOING AWAY PARTY ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
WELL, DON'T YOU KNOW ?
KYLE'S MOVING AWAY.
MOVING AWAY ?
KYLE CAN'T MOVE AWAY !
WELL, HE IS.
WHERE IS THE
GOING AWAY PARTY ?
AT CARTMAN'S HOUSE.
HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S MORE
POP IN THE REFRIGERATOR !
LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST
GOING AWAY PARTY EVER !
( toot  )
HEY ERIC,
WHERE'S KYLE ?
WHO ?
KYLE, THE
PERSON LEAVING !
KYLE- WHY WOULD
I INVITE KYLE ?
DUDE, A GOING AWAY PARTY
IS SUPPOSED TO BE
FOR THE PERSON
WHO IS GOING AWAY !
KYLE ?
KYLE !
KYLE'S NOT HERE, CARTMAN
DIDN'T INVITE HIM.
WHAT ?
YOU GUYS,
THIS IS OUR PARTY.
THAT NO GOOD
BACK-STABBING JEW RAT
IS FINALLY LEAVING.
COME ON, EVERYONE
LET'S SING !
* NA NA NA NA *
* NA NA NA NA *
* HEY HEY HEY *
* GOODBYE KYLE *
KYLE, DUDE,
WHAT IS GOING ON ?!
MY DAD SAYS HE CAN'T
LIVE HERE ANY MORE.
MR. BROFLOVSKI, PLEASE,
KYLE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
I'M SORRY, STAN.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU LIVE
IN A SMALL-MINDED TOWN
FILLED WITH
IGNORANT BOOBS.
WELL... MAYBE
THEY'LL CHANGE.
I WOULDN'T
COUNT ON IT.
COME ON BOYS,
GET IN THE CAR.
NO !
MAYBE YOU CAN
MAKE A DIFFERENCE, STAN.
MAYBE YOU CAN GET EVERYONE
TO DRIVE HYBRID CARS.
UNTIL THAT DAY...
WE'RE JUST GOING TO
HAVE TO BE WITH OUR OWN KIND.
I WILL !
I'LL GET EVERYONE
TO DRIVE HYBRID CARS !
I SWEAR IT !
WELL, WHAT DO
YOU THINK, HUH ?
OH GERALD,
IT'S BEAUTIFUL !
YEAH, NOW THIS
IS A HOUSE !
OH HELLO THERE, YOU MUST
BE THE NEW NEIGHBORS.
YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
WE'RE THE BROFLOVSKIS.
WELCOME TO SAN FRANCISCO,
I'M PETER THOMPSON,
THIS IS MY WIFE
NANCY JARVIS
AND OUR SON BRIAN
THOMPSON-JARVIS.
SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE
THE NEIGHBORHOOD ?
OH, IT'S GORGEOUS !
THESE OLD HOUSES
ARE SO NEAT !
YES, WELL, UNLIKE
MOST CITIES,
IN SAN FRANCISCO WE TRY TO
KEEP ALL THE HISTORIC HOUSES
INSTEAD OF
KNOCKING THEM DOWN...
YOU IN HERE, PETER ?
OH, HEY PAUL, COME ON IN
AND MEET THE BROFLOVSKIS.
HELLO THERE, I'M
PAUL McDONAHUGH,
THIS IS MY WIFE
HOLLY BEUMONT-McCALLAHAN
AND OUR DAUGHTER MINDY
McDONAUGH-BEUMONT-McCALLAHAN.
HELLO !
HELLO !
WE NOTICED YOUR
HYBRID OUT FRONT,
THAT'S THE
"V" SERIES, RIGHT ?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT !
HOOO NICE CAR, BUT WE'RE
GONNA HAVE TO GET YOU
INTO THE B-T SERIES,
ITS EMISSIONS ARE
ACTUALLY CLEANER.
WOW, SO... EVERYONE HERE
DRIVES A HYBRID, HUH ?
OH OF COURSE, WE'RE A
LITTLE MORE PROGRESSIVE
AND AHEAD OF THE CURVE
HERE IN SAN FRANCISCO.
( farting )
( sniffing )
AHHHH !
WELL, ANYWAY I'M SURE YOU'LL
FIND IT MUCH BETTER HERE.
YES, YOU'LL FIND THAT SAN
FRANCISCO IS PRETTY MUCH
MORE OPEN-MINDED AND GROWN-UP
THAN THAN THE MIDWEST.
( farting )
( sniffing )
AHHHH !
WE'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE
PROTECTIVE OF OUR ENVIRONMENT
HERE IN SAN FRANCISCO.
YEAH, WE SURE ARE !
* COME ON PEOPLE *
* COME ON,
PEOPLE NOW... *
DUDE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING ?
I'M WRITING A SONG ABOUT THE
IMPORTANCE OF HYBRID CARS,
SO MAYBE PEOPLE WILL
CHANGE THEIR WAYS.
THAT'S GAY.
WELL IF I HAVE ANY CHANCE
OF GETTING KYLE BACK
I HAVE TO GET PEOPLE
TO STOP DRIVING SUVS !
WHY DO YOU
WANT KYLE BACK ?
DON'T YOU SEE HOW AWESOME
IT IS WITHOUT HIM ?
YOU KNOW CARTMAN,
YOU MAY BE STOKED NOW...
BUT I BET YOU'RE GONNA FIND THAT
WITHOUT KYLE AROUND TO RIP ON
YOUR LIFE IS
EMPTY AND HOLLOW.
WHATEVER, DUDE.
I DON'T NEED
KYLE TO RIP ON,
I'VE GOT BUTTERS !
COME ON BUTTERS,
YOU STUPID JEW !
YEAH, I'M A DUMB JEW !
* COME ON PEOPLE *
* COME ON PEOPLE, NOW *
ALRIGHT ALL YOU
DREAMERS AND CREAMERS
OUT THERE IN SOUTH PARK.
I'M GONNA PLAY A SONG
BY A LOCAL ARTIST
THAT REALLY MADE ME THINK ABOUT
MY IMPACT ON THE EARTH.
THIS IS STAN MARSH WITH,
"HEY PEOPLE, YOU GOT TO
DRIVE HYBRIDS ALREADY."
* COME ON PEOPLE NOW
PEOPLE NOW*
* PEOPLE NOW
COME ON PEOPLE NOW *
* GOT TO DRIVE HYBRIDS
PEOPLE NOW *
* PEOPLE NOW, PEOPLE NOW,
PEOPLE NOW *
* HYBRIDS ARE FOR PEOPLE NOW
PEOPLE NOW *
* GOOD FOR PEOPLE
DRIVING PEOPLE NOW *
* GET A HYBRID
BE GOOD PEOPLE NOW *
HE'S RIGHT.
* WE HAVE ALL GOT TO BE
PEOPLE NOW *
* PEOPLE DRIVING
HYBRID PEOPLE NOW *
* PEOPLE NOW PEOPLE
NOW HYBRID NOW *
* HYBRID PEOPLE
DRIVING PEOPLE NOW *
* COME ON PEOPLE,
LET'S BE PEOPLE NOW *
* HYBRID PEOPLE
DRIVING PEOPLE NOW *
* COME ON EVERYBODY,
BE PEOPLE NOW *
HEY JIMBO, YOU GOT
A HYBRID TOO ?
YEAH, I JUST WANTED
TO TRY TO SET AN EXAMPLE,
YOU KNOW ?
YEAH, I GUESS
IT'S UP TO US
TO SHOW EVERYONE THE WAY.
GOOD FOR YOU !
THAANKS !
CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE
STILL DON'T DRIVE HYBRIDS ?
I KNOW, IT'S LIKE,
"EARTH TO AMERICA, HELLO ?"
THIS IS SIMPLE STUFF
HERE, GALLLL !
WELL, FROM NOW ON
I'M ONLY GOING TO ASSOCIATE
WITH OTHER
HYBRID CAR DRIVERS.
EVERYONE ELSE IS
JUST IGNORANT, M'KAY.
GOOD FOR YOU !
THAAANKS !
AT LEAST WE'RE SMART ENOUGH
TO KNOW BETTER !
THAANKS !
* COME ON EVERYBODY,
BE PEOPLE NOW **
AND SO, WE ARE HERE
TO HONOR STAN MARSH,
FOR MAKING SOUTH PARK
THE CITY WITH
THE HIGHEST PERCENTAGE OF
HYBRID OWNERS IN THE COUNTRY !
IF ONLY THE REST
OF THE COUNTRY
WAS AS INSIGHTFUL
AS WE ARE.
UH THANKS, I WAS REALLY
JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT
SO MY FRIEND COULD
MOVE BACK HERE SO...
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'M GONNA GO TRY TO
GET AHOLD OF HIM NOW.
GREAT SPEECH.
YEAH WELL,
Y'KNOW, MY SON IS
JUST A LITTLE BIT
MORE CLEVER THAN SOME.
HELLO THERE, I'M
RANGER McFRIENDLY.
I'M THE PERSON
WHO WATCHES OVER
THE DELICATE ECOSYSTEM
OF SOUTH PARK.
YOU MUST BE THE LITTLE BOY
WHO WROTE THAT SONG !
YEAH.
(  smack )
AAGH !
YOU SON OF A BITCH !
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YOU'VE DONE ?
WHAT ?
COME WITH ME !
THERE, LOOK !
SMOG ?
THERE'S NEVER BEEN
SMOG OVER SOUTH PARK BEFORE.
DON'T YOU GET IT ?
WHEN PEOPLE
DRIVE HYBRID CARS
THEY GET SO
FULL OF THEMSELVES
THAT THEY SPEW TONS OF
SELF-SATISFIED GARBAGE
INTO THE AIR.
THAT ISN'T SMOG...
IT'S SMUG !
SMUG ?
HYBRID CARS ARE BETTER
FOR EMISSION LEVELS
BUT PEOPLE WHO
DRIVE HYBRID CARS
ARE THE LEADING
CAUSE OF SMUG.
YOU GET ENOUGH SMUG
IN THE ATMOSPHERE
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT LEADS TO ?
GLOBAL LAMING.
THANKS TO YOUR
GAY LITTLE SONG,
SOUTH PARK IS NOW THE SECOND
SMUGGIEST CITY IN AMERICA !
THIS IS A SOUTH PARK NEWS
WEATHER BULLETIN !
IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A SMUG
ALERT HERE IN SOUTH PARK,
OUR OWN KEENEN WILLIAMS
HAS THE DETAILS, KEEN ?
THANKS TOM, A SMUG ALERT
IS IN EFFECT
THROUGH AT LEAST
TOMORROW MORNING.
ALL THOSE HYBRID CARS
ON THE ROAD
HAVE CAUSED HEAVY SMUG
TO DEVELOP
OVER MOST OF PARK
AND JEFFERSON COUNTIES.
ON THE NATIONAL MAP...
WE CAN SEE SMUG
OVER PARTS OF DENVER,
AND DEVELOPING SMUG
IN LOS ANGELES.
HOWEVER, SAN FRANCISCO
IS ONCE AGAIN
THE SMUGGIEST CITY
IN THE COUNTRY.
* A SMUGGY DAY,
IN SAN FRANCISCO TOWN **
SHEILA, DID YOU MEET
GAIL AND BRIAN YET ?
NO ! HELLO,
HOW ARE YOU ? !
REALLY GOOD,
REALLY GOOD.
( farting )
( sniffing )
HEY THERE...
ALAN, RIGHT ?
ACTUALLY IT'S ALAIN.
RIGHT, RIGHT, WOULD YOU
LIKE RED OR WHITE WINE ?
COULD I JUST GET
AN EMPTY GLASS ?
OH, SURE...
CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE
IMBECILES IN TEXAS ?
THEY JUST PUT ANOTHER
PRISONER TO DEATH.
( farting )
( sniffing )
SO... WHAT DO YOU
DO FOR FUN ?
WE DRINK AND
TAKE DRUGS.
YOU WANT SOME ACID ?
OH, NO THANKS,
WE DON'T DO THAT STUFF.
YOU WILL.
THERE'S A REASON MOST
SAN FRANCISCO KIDS
TAKE A LOT OF DRUGS.
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT ALLOWS
US TO DEAL WITH OUR PARENTS
ALL WALKING AROUND LOVING
THE SMELL OF THEIR OWN FARTS.
EVERYTHING OKAY
IN HERE, KYLE ?
YEAH, FINE, DAD.
SO MUCH BETTER HERE WITH
INTELLECTUALS, ISN'T IT BOYS ?
( farting )
( sniffing )
AHHHH !
MMMMMMM !
WELL, MAYBE I'LL TAKE
JUST HALF A HIT OF ACID.
I WANT FHREE !
NO, NO, I'M ASKING
IF THERE'S A LISTING
FOR BROFLOVSKI
IN SAN FRANCISCO.
THEY JUST MOVED THERE.
HA HA, TAKE THAT,
JEW BOY !
I GUESS YOU HEEBS CAN'T EVEN
PLAY VIDEO FOOTBALL !
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT !
YOU KNOW BUTTERS,
YOU MAKE FOR A LOUSY JEW.
I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST THAT
I'M NOT JEWISH, AND-
NO, NO, DON'T
APOLOGIZE, YOU ASSHOLE !
MARSH !?
OH CRAP,
RANGER McFRIENDLY.
WHO ?
YOU BETTER COME WITH ME
TO THE NEWS STATION !
OUR SITUATION JUST GOT
A LOT WORSE !
I NOTICED IT ON THE
COMPUTER THIS MORNING...
LOOK HERE.
THIS... IS THE SMUG
OVER SOUTH PARK.
IT'S GETTING BIGGER
AND GAINING STRENGTH.
THE SMUG ?
THE SMUG IS GETTING SO MASSIVE
THAT IT'S MOVING WEST
AND FUSING WITH
THE SAN FRANCISCO SMUG... HERE.
THESE TWO SMUG CLOUDS
ARE COMBINING-
FUELING EACH OTHER.
NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT IS THAT ?
IT'S THE SMUG FROM
GEORGE CLOONEY'S
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS.
GEORGE CLOONEY'S
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH ?
DID YOU HEAR IT ?
HE TALKED ABOUT HOW
PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD
ARE AHEAD OF THE CURVE
ON SOCIAL MATTERS,
HE EVEN TOOK CREDIT FOR THE
CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT-
LOOK, THE POINT IS -
THE SMUG FROM
HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
HAS BEEN SLOWLY DRIFTING
SINCE HE GAVE IT.
AND IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT
FOR THE SUPERCELL.
THE SOUTH PARK
AND SAN FRANCISCO SMUG
IS ALREADY AT CRITICAL MASS.
IF IT GETS HIT
BY GEORGE CLOONEY'S
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
IT WILL BE A DISASTER OF
EPIC PROPORTIONS.
THE PERFECT STORM
OF SELF-SATISFACTION.
WE'VE GOT TO TELL
THE TOWNSPEOPLE.
SOUTH PARK STILL HAS A CHANCE
TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE STORM.
WHAT ABOUT
SAN FRANCISCO ?
KID, THANKS TO
YOUR GAY LITTLE SONG...
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE
A SAN FRANCISCO.
SO THAT'S IT PEOPLE.
WHEN THE SMUG FROM
GEORGE CLOONEY'S SPEECH
HITS THE SAN FRANCISCO
AND SOUTH PARK SMUG...
WE'RE GOING TO
WITNESS A STORM
THE LIKES OF WHICH
WE'VE NEVER SEEN.
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US
THE SMUG FROM OUR HYBRIDS
IS ACTUALLY GOING
TO KILL US ALL ?
IF THE SMUG CLOUDS REMAIN
THE WAY THEY ARE, YES.
THIS IS ALL
STAN'S FAULT !
HE WROTE THAT
GAY LITTLE SONG
AND GOT US TO DRIVE
THOSE DAMN HYBRIDS !
YEAH, GOOD GOING, STUPID !
LISTEN !
THOUGH WE ALL AGREE
THIS IS STAN'S FAULT,
THERE IS STILL
SOMETHING WE CAN DO.
IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER
TO REDUCE SMUGNESS
WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO LESSEN
THE EFFECTS OF THE STORM,
AT LEAST HERE
IN OUR OWN TOWN.
THEN THAT'S IT-
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO REDUCE SMUGNESS.
WE'VE GOT TO DESTROY
EVERY HYBRID CAR IN TOWN !
UH-HUH !
YEAH !
THAT'S RIGHT !
EVERYONE GET YOUR HYBRID
AND MEET AT DAWSON'S !
HEY, WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING ?
I'M GONNA GO TRY AND WARN KYLE
TO GET OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO.
OH NO, YOU'RE NOT !
YOUR GAY LITTLE SONG
GOT US TO DRIVE HYBRIDS
YOU'RE GONNA HELP US
GET RID OF THEM !
HOW LONG DO WE HAVE UNTIL
THE SMUG CLOUDS COLLIDE ?
NOT LONG... THE SMUG
FROM GEORGE CLOONEY'S
ACADEMY AWARD
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
HAS ALREADY CROSSED
INTO ARIZONA.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?
( echoing & resonating )
THE THING ABOUT WINNING
AN ACADEMY AWARD...
WE ARE A LITTLE BIT
OUT OF TOUCH IN HOLLYWOOD...
...TALKED ABOUT CIVIL RIGHTS
WHEN IT WASN'T REALLY POPULAR...
...TALK ABOUT AIDS WHEN IT WAS
JUST BEING WHISPERED,
...GAVE HATTIE McDANIEL
AN OSCAR IN 1939
WHEN BLACKS
WERE STILL SITTING...
OSCAR WINNER,
GEORGE CLOONEY...
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE...
WOW, ERIC, YOU SURE ARE
A GREAT GUY FOR DOING THIS.
I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
SOMEBODY HAS TO
GET INTO SAN FRANCISCO
AND WARN KYLE'S FAMILY TO GET
OUT BEFORE THE STORM HITS.
BUT... HOW COME WE CAN'T JUST
TAKE THE BUS ON INTO THE CITY ?
YOU DON'T KNOW
SAN FRANCISCO, BUTTERS.
IT WAS THE BREEDING GROUND OF
THE HIPPIE MOVEMENT IN THE 60s
THERE'S HARDCORE LIBERALS,
LESBIAN ACTIVISTS
AND DIE-HARD MODERN HIPPIES
YOUNG AND OLD.
I SWORE I WOULD NEVER SET FOOT
IN SAN FRANCISCO...
GOD HELP ME.
ALRIGHT, BUTTERS,
I'LL BE TETHERED TO YOU
THROUGH THIS CORD.
IT'S MY ONLY LIFELINE SO
MAKE SURE IT STAYS TAUT.
IF YOU STOP
HEARING MY VOICE
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
START REELING ME IN
WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH.
I WILL !
YOU'RE REALLY GREAT FOR
GOING TO WARN KYLE, ERIC.
I'M NOT DOING IT
FOR KYLE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY
GONNA WALK THROUGH
SAN FRANCISCO.
WELL... HERE GOES.
ALRIGHT, NOW GET IT
INTO THE MASHER.
HURRY UP !
CAN'T SOMEBODY ELSE
OPERATE THIS ?
I CAN'T
REALLY REACH.
WELL THEN, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
WRITTEN THAT GAY LITTLE SONG,
SHOULD YOU HAVE ? !
KEENEN, WE'VE GOTTEN RID
OF HALF THE HYBRID CARS.
HOW ARE THE
SMUG LEVELS ?
THEY'RE DROPPING SLOWLY...
BUT WE'RE RUNNING
OUT OF TIME !
YEAH, IT'S LIKE, SAN FRANCISCO
IS MORE OF A EUROPEAN CITY,
LIKE PARIS OR MILAN...
AGH, OOOGH...
BUTTERS ARE YOU THERE ?
I'M HERE ERIC.
I'VE STARTED
TO ENTER THE SMUG.
I'M ABOUT
A QUARTER MILE IN,
CAN YOU GIVE ME AN E.L. ?
YOU MUST BE
NEARING UNION SQUARE.
DO YOU SEE A FOUNTAIN
TO YOUR LEFT ?
YES, IT'S JUST BEYOND YET
ANOTHER WINE AND CHEESE STORE.
TAKE YOUR NEXT RIGHT, YOU'VE
GOT TO START HEADING WEST.
TURNING RIGHT
AT 0-2-4 NINER...
THAT'S IT !
THAT'S THE LAST ONE !
KEENEN WE'VE SMASHED
THE LAST HYBRID.
HURRY, THE SMUG FROM
CLOONEY'S SPEECH
IS ABOUT TO HIT THE
OTHER SMUG SYSTEM !
GET EVERYBODY INSIDE !
AGHGHGHGH !
GOD HELP US...
( resonating & echoing )
OSCAR WINNER,
GEORGE CLOONEY...
( thunder crashing )
( lightning crackling )
BUTTERS... BUTTERS
I THINK I'M HERE !
2419 COSTILLO ?
THAT'S IT, ERIC HURRY !
SOMETHING'S GOING
ON OUT HERE !
MR. BROFLOVSKI !
MR. BROFLOVSKI,
THERE'S A SMUG STORM !
WE HAVE TO GO.
BEING SMUG
IS A GOOD THING.
( farting )
( sniffing )
OH MY CHRIST !
KYLE, KYLE ?
THE ACID.... DUDE,
I'M TOTALLY TRIPPING BALLS !
I'M TOTALLY
TRIPPING BALLS !
I'M TOTALLY
TRIPPING BALLS....
WE HAVE TO
GET OUT OF HERE, NOW !
KYLE !
KYYYYYYYLE !
AND NOW, THE WORST
APPEARS TO BE OVER.
LAST NIGHTS' SMUG STORM
HAS LEFT THOUSANDS HOMELESS.
ALL ACROSS THE MID-WEST PEOPLE
ARE PICKING UP THE PIECES.
CITIES LIKE DENVER AND
SALT LAKE ARE HEAVILY DAMAGED,
BUT STILL ALRIGHT.
HOWEVER... SAN FRANCISCO,
I'M AFRAID...
HAS DISAPPEARED COMPLETELY
UP ITS OWN ASSHOLE.
NO...
I'M SORRY, STAN.
I'M SORRY YOUR GAY LITTLE SONG
KILLED YOUR FRIEND.
HEY, HEY STAN !
YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE IT !
YOU GOTTA COME SEE !
WHAT ?
IT'S A MIRACLE !
KYLE !
HEY STAN !
DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED ?
WE DON'T KNOW.
WE WERE ALL
PASSED OUT AND...
NEXT THING WE KNOW
WE JUST WOKE UP
ON A BUS HEADING HERE.
IT'S LIKE YOU HAD
A GUARDIAN ANGEL, M'KAY.
OH DUDE, I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE NOT DEAD !
SO I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
TO DO NOW BUT... REBUILD.
YEAH, FIRST OFF, WE'RE
ALL GONNA NEED NEW CARS.
AND LET'S JUST MAKE SURE NOBODY
GETS A STUPID HYBRID, RIGHT !
YOU SAID IT !
YEAH !
THAT'S RIGHT !
NO, HYBRID CARS
ARE A GOOD THING !
BUT HYBRID CARS ARE
THE LEADING CAUSE OF SMUG.
HYBRID CARS DON'T
CAUSE SMUGNESS.
PEOPLE DO.
LOOK, HYBRID CARS
ARE IMPORTANT.
THEY MAY EVEN
SAVE OUR PLANET ONE DAY !
WHAT YOU ALL NEED TO DO
IS JUST LEARN TO DRIVE HYBRIDS
AND NOT BE SMUG ABOUT IT.
YOU MEAN, DRIVE IN HYBRIDS,
BUT NOT ACT LIKE
WE'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE
ELSE BECAUSE OF IT ?
YEAH !
I'M...
I'M NOT READY.
I DON'T THINK
I CAN DO IT EITHER.
IT'S SIMPLY
ASKING TOO MUCH.
PERHAPS... ONE DAY
WE CAN LEARN TO
DRIVE HYBRIDS
WITHOUT BEING
SMUG ABOUT IT...
BUT FOR NOW...
THE TECHNOLOGY IS
JUST TOO MUCH FOR US.
COME ON EVERYBODY, LET'S GO
BUY WASTEFUL GAS GUZZLERS !
YEAH !
THAT'S RIGHT  !
YEAH !
WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
BACK FOR GOOD, HUH KYLE ?
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
WE JUST CAN'T GET RID OF YOU,
CAN WE YOU SNEAKY JEW RAT ?
DON'T BELITTLE MY PEOPLE
YOU ----ING FAT ASS !
THAT'S BETTER.
Captioning made possible by
COMEDY CENTRAL
( farting & sniffing )
Captioned by
Soundwriters*
AHHHH !
KYLE! KYLE!
THE ACID. DUDE I'M TOTALLY
TRIPPING BALLS.
I'M TOTALLY TRIPPING BALLS.
I'M TOTALLY TRIPPING BALLS.

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