1 Ocak 2012 Pazar

South Park S10E10 Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy


* I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME *
* FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE *
* HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION *
* GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND *
* AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT *
* PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" *
* HEADED ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA SEE IF
I CAN'T UNWIND *
* ( mumbling ) *
* COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE *
( school bell ringing )
YEAH, AND SO THEN...
I PUT MY FINGER
UP MY BUTTHOLE, RIGHT ?
AND I WALKED UP
TO KELLY NELSON
AND I SAID, DO YOU
SMELL LEMONGRASS ?
AND SHE SMELLED
MY FINGER AND PUKED !
HA, HA, HAAA !
OH GOD, YOU SHOULD
HAVE BEEN THERE !
ERIC, I HAVE TO TAKE YOU
TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
WHAT ?
I DIDN'T DO IT,
KELLY NELSON IS A LIAR !
I'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO BRING
YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
OH, SUCK MY BALLS
YOU GINGER-JEW-RAT
HALL MONITOR !
PUNK-ASS STOOLIE-
WHO THE F--K DO YOU
THINK YOU ARE ?
I'M JUST DOING MY JOB.
"I'M JUST
DO DA DAA DAAA."
YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE
A HALLWAY MONITOR ?
BECAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
YOU SHOULD
KILL YOURSELF.
YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF !
Eric Cartman, report to the
principal's office, immediately.
AW, GOD DAMMIT !
( knock on door )
COME ON IN, ERIC.
I'M SORRY,
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.
HOW COULD I HAVE
BEEN SO FOOLISH.
ERIC, THE REASON
WE'VE CALLED YOU IN HERE
IS BECAUSE IT IS
YOUR TURN TO BE
THE SCHOOL HALLWAY MONITOR.
THE HALL MONITOR- ME ?
YOU NEED TO WATCH
FOR BAD BEHAVIOR,
AND MAKE SURE ANYONE
IN THE HALLS DURING CLASS
HAS A HALL PASS, M'KAY ?
IF ANYONE DOESN'T,
YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY
TO BRING THEM TO ME.
AUTH... AUTHORITY... ?
NOW ERIC, BEING THE
SCHOOL HALLWAY MONITOR
IS A BIG
RESPONSIBILITY, M'KAY.
IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU
TAKE THE JOB SERIOUSLY
AND THAT YOU DON'T
ABUSE THE POWER.
ME ?
* THERE'S FEAR AND DARKNESS
ALL AROUND YOU *
* THE CRIMINALS
ARE ON THE RUN *
* NO USE IN NOT
HAVING YOUR HALL PASS *
* I'LL TAKE YOU
TO THE PRINCIPAL *
* CUZ I'M THE DAWG *
* I AM THE DAWG *
* THE BIG BAD DAWG *
* THE HALLWAY MONITOR *
HA-HA HA-HA !
HEY, KID
GET OUTTA THERE.
THAT'S COOL.
I'M DONE MAKING
MY VIDEO ANYWAYS.
HALL PASS !
SHOW ME
YOUR HALL PASS !
WHAT ?
OOOFFF !
YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS IS ?
THIS IS THE MACE THAT
THEY USE ON BEARS, FAGGOT !
NOW LET ME SEE
YOUR HALL PASS !
IT'S RIGHT HERE !
ALRIGHT, COOL, BRA,
GO WITH CHRIST.
WHAT ?
YOU CAN'T JUST PUSH ME
UP AGAINST THE-- !
* I AM THE DAWG...
THE BIG BAD-- *
OH MY GOD...
WHAT THE
F--K IS THIS ?!
...AND SO THIS SHAPE WITH
FOUR SIDES IS WHAT, CLASS ?
KAWAWYAAAAAA !
IKE BROFLOVSKI ?
YOU LITTERING
MY HALLWAY, BRA ?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I FOUND THIS
IN THE HALLWAY.
APPARENTLY, YOUR STUDENT,
IKE, HAS A CRUSH ON YOU.
YOU GOTTA CRUSH
ON YOUR TEACHER, BRA-
KEEP IT OUTTA
MY HALLWAY !
GO WITH CHRIST-
HERE YOU GO.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
REALLY NECESSARY.
HEY, I DON'T TELL YOU
HOW TO RUN YOUR CLASS.
DON'T TELL ME HOW
TO RUN MY HALLWAY.
* IKE HAS A CRUSH
ON TEA-CHER *
* IKE HAS A CRUSH
ON TEA-CHER *
HA !
HA, HA !
THAT'S ENOUGH, CLASS !
( school bell ringing )
OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW, EVERYBODY.
IKE COULD YOU STAY
JUST A FEW MINUTES PLEASE ?
IKE, I'M VERY FLATTERED
BY ALL YOUR LOVE NOTES,
BUT I NEED TO BE CLEAR...
SEE, THERE HAVE BEEN
A LOT OF FEMALE TEACHERS
ON THE NEWS LATELY
WHO HAVE BEEN HAVING
RELATIONSHIPS
WITH YOUNG MALE STUDENTS AND...
PEOPLE MIGHT
GET THE WRONG IDEA.
EVEN THOUGH
DO ADMIRE YOU...
YOU ARE SO SMART,
AND GIFTED...
AND SO MATURE
FOR YOUR AGE...
I DON'T LIKE MEDICINE.
YOU LISTEN AND YOU REALLY CARE
ABOUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
YOU MAKE ME FEEL THINGS
I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE.
IKE, THIS IS CRAZY.
I'M YOUR TEACHER !
HOW CAN WE BE HAVING THESE
FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER ?
YOU'RE SO MYSTERIOUS...
AND I CAN'T...
AND I CAN'T...
* AND I CAN'T FIGHT
THIS FEELING ANYMORE *
* I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT
I STARTED FIGHTING FOR *
* AND IF I HAVE TO
CRAWL UPON THE FLOOR *
* COME CRASHING
THROUGH YOUR DOOR *
* BABY, I CAN'T FIGHT
THIS FEELING ANYMORE *
THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE...
I'VE NEVER FELT
LIKE SUCH A WOMAN BEFORE.
THEY'LL SAY
OUR LOVE IS WRONG
BUT WE CAN'T
LET ANYBODY KNOW
THEY'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
WE WERE MEANT TO BE,
I KNOW IT.
HOW ELSE COULD SEX BE
THAT INCREDIBLE ?
IKE MADE A NO-NO !
( unzipping )
* HEY THERE, MR. WIENER,
WHAT'DYA KNOW *
* DO YA NEED TO
TINKLE-TINKLE *
* YES, I DO THINK SO'... *
HANDS, LET ME
SEE THOSE HANDS !
AHGHG !
WHERE'S YOUR PASS-
SHOW ME YOUR HALL PASS, BRA !
IT'S... IT'S...
I JUST HAD IT.
I KNEW IT !
UGH !
OOF !
LOOK, BRA, I HAD TO
BRING YOU IN,
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY HARD
FEELINGS AGAINST YOU, ALRIGHT ?
HUH ?
HERE, YOU NEED
A SMOKE, BRA ?
UH, OKAY.
YOU GOTTA GIVE YOURSELF
OVER TO CHRIST, BRA.
I DO ?
( coughing )
JESUS IS LORD.
YOU CAN ONE
DIRECTION IN LIFE,
WHERE YOU WALK IN HALLWAYS
WITHOUT A HALL PASS,
OR YOU CAN
SEE THE LIGHT, BRA.
( hacking )
KYLE, I NEED YOU
TO GO GET YOUR BROTHER
OVER AT HIS
TEACHER'S HOUSE.
HUH ?
TELL HIS TEACHER
I'M SORRY,
BUT I FORGOT THAT HE HAS A
DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT TODAY.
WHAT'S HE DOING AT
HIS TEACHER'S HOUSE ?
HE'S BEEN GOING THERE
IN THE AFTERNOONS
FOR PRIVATE TUTORING.
* SKY ROCKETS
IN FLIGHT *
* AFTERNOON DELIGHT *
HELLO ?
EXCUSE ME ?
I'M HERE TO
PICK UP IKE...
UH, HELLO,
IS IKE HERE ?
( giggling )
HELLO ?
AGHGH !
OH GOD - I'M SORRY !
I DIDN'T MEAN TO-- I WAS
LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER !
IKE ?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ?
OH WHAT'S THE USE, IKE,
WE'RE CAUGHT.
HOLD ON, PLEASE,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
REALLY ?
WHAT'S THERE
NOT TO UNDERSTAND ?
YOUR BROTHER AND I...
ARE IN LOVE.
HE'S A LITTLE YOUNG
DON'T CHA THINK ?
ERGH !
IKE IS VERY MATURE
FOR HIS AGE,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
RING AROUND THE ROSIE !
HE MAKES ME FEEL
LIKE NOBODY ELSE DOES !
HE LOVES ME
AND ONLY ME.
AND I KNOW I AM
A GODDESS TO HIM !
WHEN WE MAKE LOVE,
HE CAN GIVE IT TO ME HARD,
OR SOFT AND GENTLE--
ALRIGHT, WE'RE GETTING
THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
NO, NO, NO !
IKE, YOU CAN'T
POSSIBLY WANT THIS !
WE HAVE TO TELL MOM.
NO, NO, NOOO !
IKE !
IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT TRUE LOVE EXISTS ?
THIS IS NUTS !!
MOM, DAD... HAVE YOU EVER MET
IKE'S KINDERGARTEN TEACHER ?
MISS STEPHENSON,
YES, SHE'S VERY NICE.
YEAH, WELL SHE LIKES IKE
A WHOLE LOT.
THAT'S GREAT.
YEAH, EXCEPT IT'S MAYBE
NOT PERFECTLY GREAT
BECAUSE TO SOME DEGREE, IKE AND
MISS STEPHENSON ARE HAVING--
SPIDER MAN !
I'M SPACEMAN !
YES, IKE YOU LIKE
SPIDERMAN, DON'T YOU ?
MOM, THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING
THAT YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO
ABOUT IKE STAYING
AFTER SCHOOL ALL THE TIME-
WAHHH !
MOMMY, I LOVE YOU,
I LOVE YOU !
MOMMY LOVES YOU
TOO, SWEETIE.
WOULD YOU EXCUSE US
FOR A SECOND ?
YOU CAN'T JUST
EXPECT ME TO SIT THERE
AND SAY NOTHING !
NO, IKE, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
LOOKING OUT FOR YOU
- FOR WHAT ?
I WASN'T GOING TO
JUST BLURT IT OUT,
I WAS GOING TO
USE SOME TACT-
BUT YOU WON'T
EVEN LET ME-- WHAT !
NO, THAT'S
NOT FAIR, IKE !
MOM, I THINK MAYBE
YOU SHOULD TALK TO IKE
ABOUT LOVE AND SEX.
SEX ? OH BOOBIE,
IKE IS MUCH TOO YOUNG.
YOU'RE SO
FULL OF CRAP, FOLEY.
WHAT ?
I DID SHOOT HIM
IN THE FACE.
TWICE !
EXCUSE ME...
MY NAME IS... BRAD.
AND I NEED TO
REPORT A CRIME...
ANONYMOUSLY.
OH ?
WHAT'S THE CRIME ?
WELL, I ATTEND
SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY...
AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS
HAVING SEX WITH A STUDENT.
THIS IS TERRIBLE !
OH MY GOD !
GET A NAME !
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING
TELLING THE POLICE, BRAD.
NOW, WHO IS THE TEACHER,
WHAT'S HIS NAME ?
WELL, IT ISN'T A GUY TEACHER,
IT'S A WOMAN.
A WOMAN ?
YEAH, SHE'S HAVING SEX
WITH A BOY.
OH, BUT SHE'S
UGLY, RIGHT ?
WUL, NO, NOT REALLY.
IT'S THE KINDERGARTEN TEACHER,
MISS STEPHENSON.
THE BLONDE ?
YEAH !
SOME YOUNG BOY IS HAVING SEX
WITH MISS STEPHENSON ?
YES.
NICE.
NICE !
WHAT ? NO, YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND-
YOU SURE THEY'VE
HAD SEX ?
YEAH !
HAS SHE PERFORMED
ORAL SEX ON HIM ?
I THINK SO.
NICE.
NICE.
NICE...
SO, WAIT...
WHAT'S THE CRIME ?
THE CRIME IS SHE ISN'T
DOING IT WITH ME.
HEY, HE'S
TOTALLY UNDERAGE !
SHE'S TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF HIM !
YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'RE SORRY,
THIS IS SERIOUS.
WE NEED TO TRACK
THIS STUDENT DOWN
AND GIVE HIM HIS
"LUCKIEST BOY IN AMERICA"
MEDAL, RIGHT AWAY !
( school bell ringing )
GUYS, CAN
I TALK TO YOU ?
SURE, DUDE.
I NEED YOU TO KEEP QUIET
ABOUT THIS, ALRIGHT ?
MY LITTLE BROTHER
AND HIS-
BRAS, IT'S ALMOST
CLASS TIME,
I NEED YOU TO START CLEARING
THE HALLWAYS, ALRIGHT ?
NOT NOW, CARTMAN !
I HAVE REALLY
SERIOUS PROBLEMS !
DUDE, WHAT'S
THE MATTER ?
THE KINDERGARTEN TEACHER
IS HAVING SEX
WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER.
WOWWW...
REALLY ?
DAMN BRA, YOUR LITTLE BROTHER
IS PRETTY COOL.
IT'S NOT COOL !
IKE ISN'T OLD ENOUGH
TO UNDERSTAND !
WHAT'S TO UNDERSTAND ?
YOU GET A BONER, SLAP HER
TITTIES AROUND SOME
AND THEN STICK IT
INSIDE HER AND PEE.
"STICK IT INSIDE
HER AND PEE."
WELL, OKAY FINE, UNLESS YOU
DON'T WANT TO GET HER PREGNANT,
THEN YOU PULL IT OUT
AND PEE ON HER LEG.
DUDE, I REALLY DON'T
SEE A PROBLEM.
YEAH, I'VE GOT
BIGGER THINGS TO DEAL WITH.
YOU GUYS DON'T
UNDERSTAND !
HIS WHACKO TEACHER
IS LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL !
THEY PASS NOTES TO EACH OTHER
IN THE CLASSROOM.
THEY HAVE SEX AT
HER HOUSE OVER LUNCH BREAK
AND DURING CLASS THEY SNEAK OUT
AND KISS IN THE HALLWAYS !
THEY WHAT ?
THEY SNEAK OUT DURING CLASS AND
MAKE OUT IN THE HALLWAYS !
HANG ON A SECOND.
MAKING OUT IN THE HALLWAYS IS
STRICTLY AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY.
WELL, THEY'RE DOING IT.
YEAH, WELL NOW
IT'S PERSONAL.
THE HALLWAYS
ARE MY JURISDICTION.
IF THERE'S A HALLWAY
INFRACTION GOING ON...
THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO
DEAL WITH THE DAWG.
OKAY, JUST CONTINUE WITH
YOUR MACARONI PICTURES,
TEACHER HAS TO STEP OUT
FOR A SECOND.
UH, IKE, COULD YOU
HELP ME OUT, PLEASE ?
OH, IKE !
I JUST HAD TO HAVE
A SECOND ALONE WITH YOU !
ALI BA-BA BA-BOO !
I GOT YOUR LOVE LETTER,
AND I WROTE YOU ONE BACK.
JUST ONE KISS TO HOLD ME OVER
THE REST OF CLASS !
HALL INFRACTION !
OH-UH !
WE WERE JUST
HEADING BACK IN.
YOU GOT A HALL PASS, BRA ?
I DON'T NEED
A HALL PASS.
I'M A TEACHER.
YEAH- WELL, WHERE'S
HIS HALL PASS ?
LOOK, JUST LET US
GET BACK IN-
GET DOWN
ON THE FLOOR !
WE'RE GOING BACK INSIDE-
YOU LIKE BEAR MACE,
ICE HEAD ?
BEAR MACE ?
YOU'RE GOING
WITH CHRIST !
AHGHGHGH !
AND THAT'S WHAT I GOT,
PRINCIPAL BRA.
THESE TWO WERE
IN THE HALLWAYS, MAKING OUT.
SHE HAD THOSE LOVE LETTERS
ON HER PERSON.
"IKE, I LONG TO FEEL
YOUR ARMS AROUND ME."
MISS STEPHENSON...
YOU'RE HAVING A RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOUR STUDENT ?
YES, DURING CLASS TIME,
WITHOUT A HALL PASS.
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I KNOW.
IT'S LIKE A HALL PASS
DOESN'T EVEN MATTER TO HER.
MISS STEPHENSON, I WILL NEED TO
INFORM THE POLICE.
OH GOD !
YOU JUST DEALT
WITH THE DAWG, BITCH.
( sirens blaring )
SORRY, WE HAVE TO DO THIS, BUT
THE LADY PRINCIPAL INSISTED.
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
THE KINDERGARTEN TEACHER'S
SUSPECTED OF HAVING SEX
WITH A STUDENT.
WITH A STUDENT ?
BUT...
SHE'S A WOMAN.
YEAH, I KNOW !
BUT... SHE'S HOT !
WOW, I THINK
I OWE YOU ONE, CARTMAN.
YOU DON'T
OWE ME ANYTHING.
MY HALLWAYS
ARE CLEAN.
IKE, I DIDN'T
TELL ON YOU,
YOU GOT BUSTED BY THE
HALLWAY MONITOR.
OKAY, OKAY, I DID HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
BUT SOMEDAY YOU'RE GOING TO
REALIZE IT WAS FOR THE BEST.
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
WHAT ?
I SAID,
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME !
I'M DEAD TO YOU ?
YOU'RE DEAD
TO ME, KYLE !
I'M AT THE
POLICE STATION --
THEY SAY THEY FOUND SOME
EVIDENCE, I'M SO SCARED !
Listen, I want
you to know -
IT'S OKAY...
IF ANYBODY TRIES
TO TALK TO YOU,
you don't need
to say anything.
Just leave it to me.
I KNOW A WAY
OUT OF THIS.
TOM, AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
TEACHER IS UNDER ARREST
FOR ALLEGEDLY HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH ONE OF HER YOUNG STUDENTS.
THE CASE IS SHOCKING
DUE MOSTLY TO THE FACT
THAT THE TEACHER,
IS PRETTY HOT, TOM.
IF THE ACCUSATIONS
ARE TRUE, THEN...
DAMN !
UH, IT LOOKS LIKE
THE DEFENDANT AND HER LAWYER
ARE ABOUT TO GIVE
A STATEMENT, TOM.
I AM DEEPLY SORRY
TO ANNOUNCE...
THAT THE ALLEGATIONS
AGAINST ME ARE TRUE.
OVER THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS,
I HAVE BEEN HAVING
PHYSICAL RELATIONS
WITH ONE OF MY STUDENTS.
NICE !
NICE !
I KNOW MY ACTIONS
WERE WRONG
BUT I CAN NOT BE
FULLY TO BLAME.
YOU SEE...
I AM AN ALCOHOLIC.
OHHH...
Yes, I'm afraid
it's true...
OH NO !
WHAT ?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT,
SHE'S USING THE
MEL GIBSON DEFENSE !
I AM A PERFECTLY GOOD PERSON,
BUT WHEN I DRINK
THE ALCOHOL MAKES ME
SAY AND DO THINGS
I WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO.
WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT.
DO WE STILL
PRESS CHARGES ?
WHO ARE WE GONNA CONVICT-
JOHNNY WALKER ?
POOR WOMAN,
SHE'S A VICTIM.
YEAH, SHE'S
A HOT VICTIM.
MY CLIENT HAS AGREED TO CHECK
HERSELF INTO REHAB IMMEDIATELY.
YEAH !
HOORAY !
GOOD LUCK, MA'AM !
YOU CAN BEAT
YOUR ALCOHOLISM !
YEAH !
YEAH !
ALCOHOL IS A CRUTCH, WHICH WE
USE TO MEDICATE OURSELVES,
TO COVER UP EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE
FROM OUR PAST.
WAS THERE EVER A HISTORY OF
SEXUAL ABUSE IN YOUR FAMILY ?
NO, BUT MY UNCLE USED TO ASK ME
AND MY TWIN SISTER TO KISS
AND HE'D TAKE PICTURES.
NICE !
CONGRATULATIONS,
MISS STEPHENSON !
ALL BETTER NOW !
IKE !
MISS STEPHENSON !
IKE, WE HAVE TO
GET OUT OF HERE.
THEY'LL NEVER
LET US BE TOGETHER.
I THINK... I THINK
WE SHOULD GO TO MILAN,
LIKE WE ALWAYS
TALKED ABOUT !
YEA !
MILAN !
GET YOUR
THINGS TOGETHER !
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME !
( banging )
IKE, YOU OKAY ?
IKE ?
IIIKEEEEE !
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
NOT LYING, FOLEY ?
NO, REALLY,
I SHOT BOTH OF THEM !
THEY WEREN'T EVEN
DOIN' NOTHIN' !
HELP, PLEASE,
I NEED YOUR HELP !
THAT TEACHER, MISS STEPHENSON,
SHE'S LEFT TOWN WITH MY SON !
I GOT A NOTE SAYING
THEY'RE GOING TO MILAN !
YOU'RE KIDDING !
NO, IT'S TRUE !
DAMMIT, WHERE WERE ALL
THESE SEXED UP TEACHERS
WHEN I WAS A KID ?
THIS IS SERIOUS !
YEAH, A BOY IS GOING TO MILAN
WITH A BEAUTIFUL OLDER WOMAN.
QUICK, CALL THE FBI.
HA !
HA-HA !
HA !
ARE YOU GOING TO
DO NOTHING ?
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,
WE'LL MAKE A REPORT.
JESUS.
THERE YOU ARE-
WHAT ARE DOING ?
YOU GIVING UP, BRA ?
DUDE, MY BROTHER IS IN MILAN,
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
NO, THEY HAVEN'T
LEFT YET.
THEIR FLIGHT IS
TOMORROW MORNING.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ?
I HAD BETH CHECK OUT
THEIR TRAVELOCITY ACCOUNT.
WHO'S BETH ?
BETH IS MY BITCH.
I'VE PUT A WHOLE CREW
TOGETHER, BRA.
I'M GONNA GET THAT
HALLWAY-DEFILING SLUT
NO MATTER
WHAT IT TAKES.
ARE YOU IN ?
* I GOT SOME BAD-ASS GUYS
TO HELP ME *
* I ONLY HAD TO
PAY THEM FIFTEEN BUCKS *
* YOU THINK YOU GOT AWAY WITH
NOT HAVING A HALL PASS *
* YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME
CUZ I'M THE DAWG *
* I AM THE DAWG *
* THE BIG BAD DAWG *
* THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH
NOT HAVING YOUR HALL PASS *
THINK AGAIN !
HOW WAS
THAT, BUTTERS ?
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD !
CAN WE GET GOING
NOW, PLEASE ?
YUP, WE'RE ALL DONE
WITH THE VIDEO.
LET'S MOVE OUT !
IKE, IS THAT ALL YOU'RE
GOING TO DO IS WATCH TV ?
I LOVE TV, YAY !
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME ?
I WANT TO TALK.
EVERYONE GET A GOOD LOOK
AT OUR FUGITIVE !
I WANT HER TAKEN DOWN
FAST AND CLEAN !
SHE RUN AWAY, NOW SHE GOT TO
DEAL WITH THE DAWG, HUH ?
BETH FOUND OUT THEY HAVE A ROOM
AT THE AIRPORT HILTON.
WE NEED TO SEARCH IT.
HERE'S THE HOTEL !
BETH, TELL LEEROY
TO PULL UP HERE !
ALRIGHT LET'S GO,
MOVE OUT !
HEY, YOU CAN'T LEAVE
YOUR CAR THERE !
IT'S OKAY,
I'M A HALLWAY MONITOR !
KEEP SEPARATION-
LEEROY, CHECK OUT OUR 20 !
CAN I HELP YOU ?
YOU SEEN
THIS WOMAN, BRA ?
SHE'S STAYING HERE.
WHO ARE YOU ?
* I'M THE DAWG *
* THE BIG, BAD, DAWG *
I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE.
BETH, BEAR MACE THAT GUY !
AHAHGHGH !
LET'S CHECK
OUT THE ROOMS !
LEEROY AND KYLE
GO THAT WAY !
BETH, YOU COME WITH ME !
WE NEED POLICE
HERE RIGHT AWAY !
YES ?
I'M LOOKING
FOR THIS TEACHER
SHE IN YOUR ROOM, BRA ?
DO YOU MIND
KEEPING IT DOWN.
KEEP YOUR MOUTH
SHUT, BRA !
( sirens approaching )
OH NO !
IKE, THEY'RE
ON TO US !
OH NO !
HURRY, DARLING !
WE HAVE TO
GET OUT OF HERE !
WHAT HAVE WE GOT ?
WHO CALLED 911 ?
THEY WENT THAT WAY !
LOOK OUT, THEY
HAVE BEAR MACE !
OPEN UP,
I'M WITH THE DAWG !
OH CRAP !
YOU FREEZE,
RIGHT THERE !
COME ON, DARLING !
HEY !
I GOT 'EM, DAWG,
FIFTH FLOOR !
PRAISE CHRIST, LET'S GO !
IKE, RUN !
BETH, BEAR MACE THAT GUY
AND THAT GUY !
FREEZE, BITCH !
FREEZE !
HANDS UP !
IT'S ALRIGHT, THERE'S BEEN
A MISUNDERSTANDING.
I'M A HALL MONITOR !
THIS FUGITIVE IS TRYING TO
AVOID A HALLWAY INFRACTION
BY SKIPPING OFF TO MILAN !
HEY, THAT IS THE TEACHER
WE JUST GOT THE REPORT ABOUT.
ALRIGHT, MISS STEPHENSON,
YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO.
WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST
LEAVE US ALONE ?
ALL WE WANTED
WAS TO LOVE !
GET DOWN !
WE CAN DO THIS EASY
OR WE CAN DO IT DAWG STYLE !
SHE GAWT SCARF
ON HER HEAD, HUH ?
IT'S ALL OVER, IKE...
MILAN...
THE HOUSE IN TUSCANY.
THEY'LL NEVER LET US
BE TOGETHER !
WE HAVE TO GO WITH
THE BACKUP PLAN...
NOW HOLD ON, DON'T DO
ANYTHING FOOLISH.
WE CAN TALK
ABOUT THIS.
YOU CAN'T
ACCEPT OUR LOVE -
SO THEN WE CAN ONLY
BE TOGETHER IN ETERNITY.
NO, IKE,
DON'T DO IT !
IKE... PLEASE.
I KNOW YOUR FIRST LOVE
SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY LOVE.
BUT TRUST ME, IT'S NOT.
YOU HAVE SO MUCH LIFE
AHEAD OF YOU-
YOU WHO DON'T
BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IKE, YOU NEED TO
HAVE A LIFE.
HAVE FUN !
THEN RUIN IT ALL BY HAVING
A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP.
I'M AFRAID
YOU'RE TOO LATE !
ARE YOU READY,
MY LOVE ?
HERE WE GO !
ONE - TWO - THREE !
IIIKEEEE ?
( splat )
YEA !
IKE !
WELL, LOOKS LIKE, ONCE AGAIN,
THE DAWG HAS PREVAILED.
I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED, KIDS,
THAT IF YOU DON'T
GO WITH CHRIST,
YOU COULD END UP JUST LIKE
THAT SPLATTERED BITCH
DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT.
HEY KID, YOU NEED TO
GET OFF THE ROOF NOW.
THAT'S COOL.
I'M DONE MAKING
MY VIDEO, ANYWAYS...
* THERE'S FEAR AND DARKNESS ALL
AROUND YOU *
* THE CRIMINALS ARE ON THE RUN *
* NO USE IN NOT
HAVING YOUR HALL PASS *
* I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL
CUZ I'M THE DAWG *

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