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South Park S10E03 Cartoon Wars


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* I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME *
* FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE *
* HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION *
* GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND *
* AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT *
* PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" *
* HEADED ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA SEE IF
I CAN'T UNWIND *
* ( mumbling ) *
* COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE **
"BUT THE BUBBLE GUM PRINCE
WASN'T AFRAID."
"HE KNEW THAT THE
LAND OF CHOCOLATE WAS SAFE
FOREVER AND EVER."
GOODNIGHT,
MY LITTLE ANGEL...
STAAAAAN !
WHAT-WHAT ?!
GET UP,
GET YOUR SHOES ON !
WE'VE GOT TO
GET OUT OF HERE, MOVE !
TAKE THIS, WE'VE GOT TO
BRING ALL THE WATER WE CAN !
SHELLEY,
GO GET MY GUN !
WHAT'S GOING ON, DAD ?
JUST GET THE GUN !
COME ON !
AHGHGHGH !
AGHGH !
ARRRH !
KYLE, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON THIS TIME ?
I HAVE NO IDEA !
AAAAAGHGH !
TAKE COVER IN THE
COMMUNITY CENTER AGAIN !
ALRIGHT, EVERYONE GET IN
AND GET A SEAL ON THAT DOOR !
OH MY GOD, STEPHEN,
WE'VE LEFT BUTTERS !
WE CAN'T GO BACK
OUT THERE, LINDA !
IT'S TOO LATE FOR HIM !
DAD, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON ?!
A CARTOON !
A CARTOON IS ABOUT TO AIR
ON AMERICAN TELEVISION
WITH THE MUSLIM PROPHET
MUHAMMAD AS A CHARACTER.
SO ?
SO ? STANLEY, MUHAMMAD IS SACRED
TO THE MUSLIM PEOPLE !
EVER SINCE THOSE CARTOONS
IN DENMARK
THE RULES HAVE CHANGED.
NOBODY SHOWS AN IMAGE OF
MUHAMMAD ANYMORE.
WHICH CARTOON IS IT ?
WHAT CARTOON WOULD BE
SO INSENSITIVE
AS TO HAVE MUHAMMAD
AS A CHARACTER ? !
WHO DO YOU THINK ?
THE CARTOON THAT'S
ALWAYS PUSHING BUTTONS
WITH THEIR CARELESS
TOILET HUMOR...
FAMILY GUY !
AWWWW !
HOW COULD
FAMILY GUY DO THAT ?
WHY WOULD FAMILY GUY SO
BLATANTLY INSULT MUSLIMS ?
BECAUSE FAMILY GUY DOESN'T
CARE WHO THEY INSULT !
THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT THEIR
PRECIOUS MONEY !
OH COME ON, PEOPLE !
YOU REALLY THINK ANYBODY'S
GONNA BE THAT PISSED OFF
ABOUT A CARTOON ? !
WE'VE GOT
THE TV WORKING !
Once again, a cartoon depicting
the Muslim Prophet Muhammad
Is set to air tonight on
Family Guy !
OH RANDY, HOLD ME...
The news has already sparked a
shockwave of protests
throughout the Muslim world!
All over the Middle East,
Muslims are burning
American flags
and Family Guy posters.
Muslim terrorists al-Zawahiri
made this statement.
SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW ?
WE STAY HERE
THROUGH THE NIGHT.
WE WAIT IT OUT
TO SEE IF THEY DO ANYTHING.
IF WE'RE STILL ALIVE
IN THE MORNING...
THEN WE'LL KNOW
WE'RE NOT DEAD.
IT'S OKAY !
WE'RE ALIVE ?
WE'RE ALIVE !
EVERYONE !
EVERYONE LISTEN !
FOX NETWORK CENSORED
THE IMAGE OF MUHAMMAD
AT THE LAST MINUTE !
WHEW.
OH GOOD.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE
DODGED A BULLET.
THEY CENSORED THE IMAGE
OF MUHAMMAD, HOW ?
I TIVO EVERY EPISODE.
WE CAN GO TO MY HOUSE
AND SEE WHAT THEY DID.
OKAY YOU GUYS,
CHECK IT OUT.
YOU TIVO EVERY EPISODE
OF FAMILY GUY ?
DUDE, IT'S
A GOOD SHOW.
YEAH, LOTS OF PEOPLE
LIKE FAMILY GUY.
UGH.
PETER, I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU INVITED
YOUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART
OVER FOR DINNER !
YOU THINK THAT'S BAD,
REMEMBER WHEN I AUDITIONED
TO BE DAVID HASSELHOFF'S CAR ?
HEY THERE,
KNIGHT RIDER !
AFTER THOSE
BAD GUYS, KITT !
YEAH, BUT DAD,
WHY WOULD YOU INVITE
AN EX-GIRLFRIEND
TO DINNER ?
PERHAPS HE WANTS TO MAKE
OUR MOTHER NERVOUS.
NERVOUS !
LIKE WHEN I HAD TO
SELL PANCAKES
TO THE SCHOOL
SOCCER CAPTAIN ?
PANCAKES FOR YOU, CAPTAIN.
I'LL BE THE CAPTAIN,
AND YOU BE TENILLE !
* LOVE WILL
KEEP US TOGETHER *
HA, HA !
UGH.
BUT PETER, I DON'T
WANT TO COOK DINNER
FOR YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND.
WELL, MAYBE WE CAN
JUST HAVE TEA.
YOU MEAN LIKE THE TIME
YOU HAD TEA WITH MUHAMMAD,
THE PROPHET OF
THE MUSLIM FAITH ?
COME ON, MUHAMMAD,
LET'S GET SOME TEA.
TRY MY MISTER T.
TEA.
OH BOY WAS THAT
EVER WEIRD !
Anyway, I can't
believe I invited
my old sweetheart
to dinner, huh.
THAT'S IT ?
THAT'S ALL THEY DID ?
OH MAN...
THAT'S NOT COOL.
SERIOUSLY, THAT
IS NOT COOL.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ?
WHAT'S THE
BIG DEAL !
YOU GUYS, THEY JUST
MADE FUN OF THE RELIGION
OF AN ENTIRE
GROUP OF PEOPLE !
YOU GUYS THINK
THAT'S OKAY ?
DO YOU CARE AT ALL ABOUT
PEOPLE'S FEELINGS ?
SINCE WHEN DO
YOU CARE ABOUT
BEING SENSITIVE TO PEOPLE'S
RELIGION, CARTMAN ?
YEAH, YOU RIP ON PEOPLE'S
RELIGION'S ALL THE TIME !
THAT'S DIFFERENT,
I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY !
THAT'S A CARTOON !
MILLIONS OF
PEOPLE WATCH IT !
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL, KYLE,
IF THERE WAS A CARTOON
ON TELEVISION
THAT MADE FUN OF JEWS
ALL THE TIME, HUH ?
UH...
I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,
IT'S WRONG.
IT'S WRONG !
IT'S WROOOOOWWWWNG !
KYLE, KYLE !
WHAT ARE
YOU WATCHING ?!
Hey Brian,
this is like the time
I got a job
as a carrot cake !
AAGH !
IT'S FAMILY GUY !
QUICK GERALD,
DO SOMETHING !
HAAAGH !
DAD,  DAD !
JESUS CHRIST !
IT'S OKAY...
IT'S DEAD.
YOU BOYS KNOW
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
WATCH THAT
CARELESS SHOW !
MOM, IT WAS NOTHING !
MUHAMMAD JUST STOOD THERE
AND THEN DRANK SOME TEA.
YOU BOYS DON'T
UNDERSTAND ANYTHING !
IT'S OBVIOUS
THAT YOU ALL NEED
MUSLIM SENSITIVITY TRAINING !
WELCOME TO MUSLIM
SENSITIVITY TRAINING.
IT IS IMPORTANT
FOR US TO UNDERSTAND
WHY THE MUSLIMS FEEL
THE WAY THEY DO.
AND WHY WE CAN NEVER SHOW
AN IMAGE OF MUHAMMAD.
NO, MUSLIMS CAN'T SHOW
AN IMAGE OF MUHAMMAD.
KYLE, YOU'RE NOT BEING
VERY SENSITIVE.
YEAH, KYLE,
MAYBE YOU THINK
THIS IS FUNNY
BUT THE REST OF US DON'T.
LET'S ALL LOOK AT
WHY MUSLIMS ARE UPSET.
FIRST OF ALL,
IN THE MUSLIM RELIGION,
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO HAVE - WHAT ?
SEX !
GOOD...
THERE'S NO SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE
IN THE MUSLIM WORLD.
THIS WOULD BE FINE, EXCEPT
THAT IN THE MUSLIM RELIGION
YOU ALSO CAN'T...
ANYBODY ?
JACK OFF.
OKAY, JACKING IT
IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
IN THE MUSLIM RELIGION.
AND WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT
THE PLACES MUSLIMS LIVE ?
THEY LIVE IN...
GOOD -  SAND.
NOW PUT YOURSELF IN THE
SHOES OF A MUSLIM.
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT,
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX,
AND YOU CAN'T JACK OFF,
THERE'S SAND IN YOUR EYES
AND PROBABLY IN THE
CRACK OF YOUR ASS
AND THEN SOME CARTOON
COMES ALONG,
FROM A COUNTRY WHERE
PEOPLE ARE GETTING LAID,
AND MOCKS YOUR PROPHET.
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT ?
I'D BE PRETTY
PISSED OFF TOO !
MS. GARRISON, THAT IS
IGNORANT AND RACIST !
MUSLIM'S ARE MAD
BECAUSE OF FAMILY GUY,
NOT BECAUSE
THEY CAN'T JACK OFF.
RIGHT WENDY ? !
YYYEAH...
ATTENTION STUDENTS - PROCEED
TO THE SCHOOL GYMNASIUM
IMMEDIATELY FOR AN
EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT !
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON NOW ?
SHHHH !
QUIET STUDENTS, QUIET !
Once again, we have
just learned
that the Family Guy episode
featuring Muhammad,
was only part one
of a two-parter !
And part two is going to
air next week
with Muhammad uncensored.
WHAT ?
WHY WOULD THEY-- ?!
FOX STUDIOS CLAIMS THAT THE
FAMILY GUY WRITING STAFF
HAS DEMANDED THE MUHAMMAD
CHARACTER BE SEEN IN FULL VIEW.
THE HEAD OF FOX
HAD THIS TO SAY.
FAMILY GUY
IS OUR BIGGEST SHOW !
IF THEY INSIST WE DON'T
CENSOR THEIR WORK...
THEN WE CAN'T !
FAMILY GUY !
I DAMN YOU TO HELL !
ONCE AGAIN, BITTER RIOTS HAVE
STARTED IN THE MIDDLE EAST !
THIS TIME EVEN MORE MASSIVE !
AND TERRORIST LEADER AL-ZAWAHIRI
HAS ISSUED A THREAT !
RETALIATION?
OH MY GOD,
M'KAY.
( school bell ringing )
GODDAMN FAMILY GUY.
NOW THEY'RE JUST
PROVOKING PEOPLE.
IT'S LIKE THEY
WANT A HOLY WAR.
DOES THIS MEAN WE DON'T
HAVE SCHOOL ALL WEEK ?
YOU GUYS,
THIS IS SERIOUS !
WE HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING !
LIKE WHAT ?
WE HAVE TO GO TO
THE FOX NETWORK IN L.A.
WE HAVE TO GO AND...
TRY TO GET
THAT EPISODE PULLED.
YOU GUYS WITH ME ?
DUDE, WE CAN'T
GO ANYWHERE,
THEY'VE SHUT DOWN THE
AIRPORTS AND THE BUSSES.
THEN WE'LL RIDE
OUR BIG WHEELS !
TO LOS ANGELES ? !
IF THAT'S WHAT
IT TAKES, YES !
WE HAVE TO TALK
TO THE NETWORK,
THE FAMILY GUY WRITERS
AREN'T GOING TO BACK DOWN !
WELL GOOD FOR THEM,
THEY SHOULDN'T !
THE WRITERS ARE
STANDING UP AND SAYING
THEY AREN'T GOING
TO BE INTIMIDATED.
INTIMIDATED...
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK
THIS IS ABOUT, KYLE ?
ALRIGHT, DUDE, WHAT THE HELL
HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU ?
I DON'T TRUST
FOR ONE SECOND
THAT YOUR SUDDEN CONCERN FOR
THE MUSLIM PEOPLE IS REAL.
ALRIGHT, FINE, KYLE.
FORGET THE MUSLIM FAITH
FOR A MINUTE.
PEOPLE CAN GET HURT.
IF TEN PEOPLE DIE
BECAUSE FAMILY GUY
JUST HAD TO HAVE
THEIR LITTLE JOKE
WILL YOU STILL
THINK IT'S FUNNY ?
WHAT IF A HUNDRED PEOPLE DIE,
WILL IT BE FUNNY THEN, KYLE ?
I'M GOING
TO LOS ANGELES...
AND I'M GOING TO DO
WHATEVER I CAN
TO GET THAT EPISODE PULLED
BEFORE THIS GETS OUT OF HAND.
SOMEBODY HAS TO SPEAK
FOR THE MUSLIM PEOPLE.
SOMEBODY HAS TO
SPEAK FOR WHAT'S RIGHT.
KYLE, KYLE WAKE UP,
WE HAVE TO GO !
THE TERRORISTS
ARE ATTACKING !
( people screaming )
DAD, ARE YOU
SURE THIS TIME ?
THIS ISN'T
A JOKE, KYLE.
BOMBS HAVE ALREADY
GONE OFF IN SIX CITIES !
NO !
WAIT A MINUTE,
WHERE'S IKE ? !
HE WAS JUST HERE !
IKE !
IKE !
IKE, IKE !
IKE !
ICE CREAM !
I WANT
CHOCOLATE !
IKE, THIS WAY !
IKE !
KYYYYYLLLEEEE !
AHHGGHGH !
ARRGH ARHH !
YOU COME TO
TRY AND STOP ME ?
IT ISN'T
GOING TO WORK.
I DIDN'T COME
TO STOP YOU.
I... I THINK
YOU'RE RIGHT, CARTMAN.
I WANT TO HELP YOU GET THE
FAMILY GUY EPISODE PULLED.
YEAH, WELL, I DON'T NEED
A PARTNER ON THIS.
ESPECIALLY ONE WHO
DOESN'T TRUST ME.
LOOK, CARTMAN...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO YOU,
BUT, I THINK
IT'S PRETTY AMAZING.
AND I THINK IT'S REAL.
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHY
I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU BEFORE.
YEAH... I DO
UNDERSTAND, KYLE.
I'VE BEEN DOING THE
WRONG THINGS FOR A LONG TIME.
DOING THINGS FOR MY OWN
SELFISH REASONS.
I JUST WANNA DO
SOMETHING RIGHT, Y'KNOW ?
JUST THIS ONE TIME.
IT'S A LONG TRIP, DUDE,
YOU'RE GONNA NEED HELP.
WE CAN TRY AND GET THE
EPISODE PULLED TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, WE MIGHT NOT
EVEN MAKE IT INTO THE STUDIO.
I KNOW, BUT
JUST LIKE YOU...
I FEEL LIKE
I HAVE TO TRY.
PEOPLE CAN
REALLY GET HURT...
AND A JOKE JUST
ISN'T WORTH THAT.
SO WHAT MADE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND ?
I GOT SOME
SOUND ADVICE...
FROM AN OLD FRIEND.
WELL, KYLE...
WE BETTER GET GOING.
YEAH !
YOU SET ?
I'M SET,
LET'S DO THIS !
ALRIGHT, LET'S ROLL !
( crowd shouting )
PEOPLE, PEOPLE,
QUIET, PLEASE !
WE MUST NOT PANIC.
WELL WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO, MAYOR ?
PART TWO OF THE FAMILY GUY
EPISODE AIRS IN SIX DAYS !
I BELIEVE THAT PROFESSOR THOMAS,
FROM THE UNIVERSITY,
HAS COME UP
WITH A SOLUTION.
THANK YOU, MAYOR.
NOW LOOK, EVERYONE,
MUSLIM TERRORISTS AND EXTREMISTS
ARE THREATENING US FOR WHAT
FAMILY GUY IS GOING TO DO,
BECAUSE THEY'VE WRONGLY
GROUPED US TOGETHER.
OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO MAKE
THE MUSLIM EXTREMISTS KNOW
THAT WE HAD NO PART
IN THE MUHAMMAD EPISODE.
THAT EVEN THOUGH
THE EPISODE AIRED,
WE DIDN'T WATCH IT,
WE DIDN'T HEAR IT...
AND WE DIDN'T
TALK ABOUT IT.
SO HOW DO
WE DO THAT ?
WE BURY OUR HEADS...
IN SAND.
WE TAKE 20-TO-25
DUMP TRUCKS,
FILL THEM WITH SAND
FROM MONARCH LAKE,
AND THEN DUMP THE SAND ALONG
SOUTH PARK AVENUE.
BY USING APPROXIMATELY
18 DOZEN SHOVELS,
WE COULD EACH
DIG A HOLE IN THE SAND,
STICK OUR HEADS
IN THE HOLES,
AND THEN HAVE THE PERSON
TO OUR LEFT BURY THEM.
IF WE CAN MANAGE TO
GET EVERY PERSON'S HEAD
BURIED DEEP,
DEEP IN SAND
BEFORE THE
MUHAMMAD EPISODE AIRS...
WE COULD AVOID LOOKING LIKE
WE'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR ANY PART
OF THIS AT ALL.
NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE,
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
LOOK, WHAT WE NEED TO DO
IS JUST THE OPPOSITE.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
IS AT STAKE HERE,
DON'T YOU ALL SEE ?
IF ANYTHING, WE SHOULD ALL
MAKE CARTOONS OF MUHAMMAD,
AND SHOW THE TERRORISTS,
AND THE EXTREMISTS
THAT WE ARE ALL
UNITED IN THE BELIEF
THAT EVERY PERSON HAS A RIGHT
TO SAY WHAT THEY WANT.
LOOK, PEOPLE, IT'S BEEN
REAL EASY FOR US
TO STAND UP FOR
FREE SPEECH LATELY.
FOR THE PAST FEW DECADES
WE HAVEN'T HAD TO RISK
ANYTHING TO DEFEND IT.
BUT THOSE TIMES
ARE GOING TO COME.
AND ONE OF THOSE TIMES
IS RIGHT NOW.
AND IF WE AREN'T WILLING
TO RISK WHAT WE HAVE
THEN WE JUST
BELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH.
BUT WE DON'T DEFEND IT.
I LIKE THE
SAND IDEA.
YEAH, ME TOO.
YEAH, THE SAND THING
SOUNDS A LOT SIMPLER.
SAND.
YEAH.
WE'RE GONNA NEED
EIGHT DOZEN SHOVELS
AND SIXTEEN TONS OF SAND !
LET'S MOVE PEOPLE !
WE'VE GOT SIX DAYS TO
MAKE IT TO LOS ANGELES.
IF WE KEEP OUR STOPS
TO A MINIMUM,
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE
EPISODE PULLED JUST IN TIME.
YES... AND IN JUST
A FEW WEEKS FROM NOW,
FAMILY GUY WILL BE
OFF THE AIR FOREVER !
OFF THE AIR ?
BUT... WE'RE
JUST GOING TO TRY
AND GET THE MUHAMMAD
EPISODE PULLED.
IT'S SIMPLE TELEVISION
ECONOMICS, KYLE.
ALL IT TAKES TO
KILL A SHOW FOREVER,
IS GET ONE EPISODE PULLED.
IF WE CONVINCE
THE NETWORK
TO PULL THIS EPISODE
FOR THE SAKE OF MUSLIMS,
THEN THE CATHOLICS CAN DEMAND A
SHOW THEY DON'T LIKE GET PULLED.
AND THEN PEOPLE WITH
DISABILITIES CAN DEMAND
ANOTHER SHOW GET PULLED
AND SO ON,
AND SO ON,
UNTIL FAMILY GUY
IS NO MORE !
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
TO LAVERNE & SHIRLEY.
WHOA, WHOA
WAIT A MINUTE !
THIS ISN'T WHAT
I SIGNED UP FOR !
I LIKE FAMILY GUY !
WHY DO WE HAVE TO GET IT
OFF THE AIR FOREVER ?
BECAUSE THEY MADE
FUN OF MUSLIMS,
AND- AND THAT'S WRONG.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT
HAS TO GO OFF THE AIR !
YOU SHOULD LIKE THAT SHOW -
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS
JUST LIKE FAMILY GUY.
DON'T YOU EVER, EVER
COMPARE ME TO FAMILY GUY.
YOU HEAR ME, KYLE ?
COMPARE ME TO
FAMILY GUY AGAIN,
AND SO HELP ME I WILL
KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND.
YOU UNBELIEVABLE
SON OF A BITCH...
YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT
THE MUSLIM RELIGION
OR THE SAFETY OF
PEOPLE IN AMERICA,
YOU JUST WANT FAMILY GUY
OFF THE AIR.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT IT'S LIKE ?
EVERYWHERE I GO-
"HEY CARTMAN, YOU MUST
LIKE FAMILY GUY, RIGHT ?"
"YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR REMINDS
ME OF FAMILY GUY, CARTMAN."
I AM NOTHING
LIKE FAMILY GUY.
WHEN I MAKE JOKES, THEY
ARE INHERENT TO A STORY.
DEEP SITUATIONAL
AND EMOTIONAL JOKES
BASED ON WHAT IS RELEVANT
AND HAS A POINT.
NOT JUST ONE RANDOM,
INTERCHANGEABLE JOKE
AFTER ANOTHER !
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LET YOU SCARE ME
INTO TAKING YOUR SIDE.
YOU USED FEAR
TO MAKE ME
STOP BELIEVING
IN FREE SPEECH.
WELL, I GUESS YOU WON'T
BE HELPING ME NOW.
NO BIGGIE.
I DON'T NEED YOU TO
GET THE EPISODE PULLED.
NO, I AM NOT LETTING YOU
GO TO THAT TELEVISION STUDIO
AND PRETEND TO CARE
ABOUT SAFETY AND SENSITIVITY
TO GET A SHOW
YOU DON'T LIKE,
OFF THE AIR !
WELL THEN,
KYLE, I GUESS-
OH MY GOD
IS THAT TIM McGRAW ?
WHAT ?
CARTMAN !
KYLE, STOP IT !
( tires squealing )
( truck horn honking )
HOLY CRAP !
( siren wailing )
STAY ON 'EM !
JESUS, MARY- !
IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN-
BE SURE TO BURY
THEIR HEADS IN THE SAND
BEFORE YOU
BURY YOUR OWN.
DAD, I DON'T WANT TO
BURY MY HEAD IN THE SAND.
IT'S THE
BEST WAY, STANLY.
DID YOU EAT YOUR
FRUIT ROLL UP ?
YEAH.
MAKE SURE YOUR
SNORKEL IS WORKING.
ALRIGHT, NOW GET YOUR
HEAD IN THE HOLE.
DAD THIS IS STUPID-
STANLY, THERE'S NO TIME
FOR YOUR IMMATURITY !
DO IT !
ALRIGHT SHARON,
NOW DO ME.
PROFESSOR, WE ALL JUST
THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
IF EVERYONE HAS
THEIR HEAD BURIED
BY THE PERSON STANDING
TO THEIR LEFT
THEN WHO'S GONNA BURY
THE LAST PERSON'S HEAD ?
YES, I'M AFRAID ONE PERSON
IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE LAST
AND... NOT  HAVE
HIS HEAD IN THE SAND.
I'LL DO IT.
DILLON, NO !
YOU REALIZE, BY NOT
BURYING YOUR HEAD IN SAND,
YOU'LL APPEAR TO BE A PART OF
THE FAMILY GUY AUDIENCE.
YES, I KNOW.
DILLON, PLEASE,
YOU CAN'T !
SOMEBODY HAS TO
DO IT, SARAH !
YOU RUN ALONG NOW AND
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND.
I'LL BE ALRIGHT.
( sobbing )
YOU HAVE TO
UNDERSTAND...
I'M ALL SHE HAS.
WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE ?
NO !
AAGHGHH !
AHHH !
HA HA HAAAAAA,
SO LONG KYLE !
YOU SON OF A BITCH,
I WON'T LET YOU WIN !
YOU HEAR ME ?
SUCK MY BALLS, KYLE !
YRAGHGHH !
ARE YOU THE
NETWORK PRESIDENT ?
YES, MR. PRESIDENT.
WE NEED TO DISCUSS
THIS FAMILY GUY EPISODE,
MR. PRESIDENT.
MR. PRESIDENT,
MY HANDS ARE TIED.
THE FAMILY GUY WRITERS INSIST
I DON'T CENSOR MUHAMMAD.
BUT MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS A
MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY.
THEY MUST BE
REASONED WITH.
MR. PRESIDENT...
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
THE FAMILY GUY WRITING STAFF
I THINK
YOU SHOULD KNOW.
NEXT WEEK, ON SOUTH PARK...
THE RACE CONTINUES...
CARTMAN REACHES
THE FAMILY GUY STUDIO-
AND LEARNS
THE SHOCKING SECRET
BEHIND THE FAMILY GUY
WRITING STAFF...
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING !
AS AN ENTIRE NATION
BURIES ITS HEAD IN SAND...
THE IDEA HAS
SWEPT THE NATION.
BUT WHERE WILL WE FIND
ENOUGH SAND FOR EVERYONE ?
AND THE BATTLE BETWEEN
GOOD AND EVIL IS FINALLY WAGED.
KYLE, QUIT IT !
STOP IT, KYLE !
WILL THE CARTOON BE ALLOWED
TO APPEAR UNCENSORED ?
WILL FAMILY GUY
BE DESTROYED ?
WILL TELEVISION EXECUTIVES
FIGHT FOR FREE SPEECH
OR WILL COMEDY CENTRAL
PUSS OUT ?
TUNE IN TO SEE PART TWO
OF FAMILY GUY -
NEXT WEEK,
ON SOUTH PARK !
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