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* I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME *
* FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE *
* HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION *
* GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND *
* AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT *
* PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" *
* HEADED ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA SEE IF
I CAN'T UNWIND *
* ( mumbling ) *
* COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE **
HALLOWEEN IS
A NIGHT FOR EVIL.
IT IS TIME FOR ME
TO TAKE WHAT IS MINE.
WHAT DO YOU PLAN,
LORD SATAN ?
ON HALLOWEEN WE SHALL
OPEN THE GATES OF HELL...
RISE UP TO THE EARTH...
AND WE WILL RENT OUT
THE ENTIRE W HOTEL
FOR AN AWESOME PARTY,
AND INVITE
A BUNCH OF CELEBRITIES !
HOW BIG OF A PARTY
ARE WE TALKING ?
HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE RICH,
SPOILED TEENAGE GIRLS
WHO HAVE MASSIVE
SWEET SIXTEEN PARTIES ?
THAT BIG.
HALLOWEEN IS ABOUT ME,
AND I DESERVE A PARTY.
THIS SHALL BE MY
SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN !
HA HA HA HAAAAAA !
RAHGGHGHGH !
MINIONS OF HELL !
THE TIME HAS COME
FOR US TO RISE...
FOR MY SUPER-SWEET SIXTEEN
HALLOWEEN PARTY !
I GOT BACARDI AND KETTLE ONE
TO SPONSOR THE ALCOHOL.
AND I'M CALLING IT:
HELL ON EARTH 2006 !!
BUT NOW,
HEED MY WORDS !
IN ORDER TO GET INTO THE PARTY
YOU HAVE TO RSVP
AND GET A BLUE WRISTBAND.
EVERYONE IS GOING TO
TRY TO GET INTO THIS PARTY
SO IF DON'T GET YOUR
WRISTBAND IN ADVANCE,
AND YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR
WRISTBAND AT THE DOOR,
YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN !
AND NOW KNOW THIS !
IT'S A COSTUME PARTY, SO YOU
HAVE TO WEAR A COSTUME, BUT
NOBODY BETTER SHOW UP
AS 'THE CROW'.
I'M SERIOUS !
EVERY COSTUME PARTY
THERE'S LIKE 14 GUYS
COME DRESSED LIKE 'THE CROW' CUZ
THEY WANNA LOOK HOT AND HOOK UP.
IT'S LAME.
IF YOU COME
DRESSED AS 'THE CROW'
YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN
TO THE PARTY !
GO NOW AND PREPARE !
IF YOU MISS MY PARTY
YOU ARE A LOOOOSER !
HA HA HA HAAAAA !
OH BOY, A HALLOWEEN PARTY
UP ON EARTH !
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT
THE ENTIRE W HOTEL !
THIS IS GOING TO BE
THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER !
GO AHEAD
KYLE, DO IT.
I'M DOING IT !
NO, DON'T DO IT !
WHAT'S THE
BIG DEAL, KYLE ?
YOU JUST LOOK
IN THE MIRROR.
AND SAY THE NAME
THREE TIMES.
BIGGIE SMALLS...
BIGGIE SMALLS...
SEE ?
YOU'RE SCARED.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF
YOU SAY IT A THIRD TIME
HE'S GOING TO SHOW UP
AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE.
BWOK BWOK BWOK !
FINE, THEN YOU DO IT,
YOU'RE SO TOUGH.
I'VE DONE IT
LOTS OF TIMES.
PROVE IT !
HA, HA, HA.
BIGGIE SMALLS.
BIGGIE SMALLS...
THIS IS DUMB, YOU GUYS,
LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE.
YOU'RE AFRAID TO
DO IT, TOO !
I AM NOT !
THEN DO IT, IF
YOU'RE NOT YELLOW !
BIGGIE SMALLS.
BIGGIE SMALLS.
BIGGIE-
HEY FELLAS !
AHGHGHGHGHG !
YOU SHOULD
COME DOWNSTAIRS.
STAN'S MOM MADE
P-P-PIZAA.
COME ON !
SURE !
LET'S GO !
OH MY GOD,
I CRAPPED MY PANTS.
YOU GUYS, I CRAPPED
MY PANTS !
HA HA-- YOU GUYS,
GUYS, CHECK IT OUT !
SATAN, I MUST
SPEAK WITH THEE.
WHAT IS IT ?
YOU'VE INVITED SO MANY
CELEBRITIES ON EARTH
TO YOUR PARTY
THAT PEOPLE IN HELL
CAN'T GET WRISTBANDS.
WELL, I HAVE TO
INVITE CELEBRITIES
OR ELSE MY PARTY
WON'T BE COOL.
SATAN, I WARN THEE.
DO NOT THROW THIS PARTY
AT THE COST OF
ALIENATING YOUR FRIENDS.
I'M NOT ALIENATING
MY FRIENDS !
I KNOW THEY COME FIRST !
I HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE
THAT'S TRUE.
YOU'VE NEVER THROWN A PARTY OF
THIS MAGNITUDE BEFORE, SATAN.
BE WARY.
HALLOWEEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN
A TIME OF EVIL AND DARKNESS.
BUT NOW IT APPEARS THAT SATAN
WILL LITERALLY BE AMONG US.
HE IS BRINGING HELL HERE
TO LOS ANGELES
AND FROM WHAT
WE UNDERSTAND...
THE GATHERING
IS GOING TO BE...
COMPLETELY OFF THE HOOK.
THERE'S MORE...
NONE OF US...
ARE INVITED.
NONE ?
SATAN MOCKS US.
HIS PARTY MUST
BE STOPPED.
YES, WE CANNOT LET EVIL
TAKE OVER OUR CITY
EVEN FOR A NIGHT.
WHAT CAN WE DO ?
TOMORROW NIGHT, AFTER ALL OF
SATAN'S GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED
WE'LL CALL IN A COMPLAINT ABOUT
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE THERE.
WE'LL SEE HOW LONG
SATAN'S PARTY LASTS.
AFTER THE FIRE MARSHALL
SHOWS UP.
* THAT'S WHY I LOVE
TO BRUSH MY TEETH *
* I LOVE 'EM PEARLY WHITE *
* ORAL HYGIENE
CAN'T BE BEAT *
* I TRULY LOVE TO
BRUSH MY TEETH **
BIGGIE SMALLS...
BIGGIE SMALLS...
BIGGIE SMALLS.
WHAT THE F--K
IS THIS ?
AHGHGH !
HEY !
AHGHGHGH !
AHGHGHGH !
BUTTERS, WE TOLD YOU
TO BE IN BED !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I SUMMONED BIGGIE SMALLS,
THE HIP-HOP RAPPER !
YOU HAD A NIGHTMARE.
TURN AROUND AND GET BACK
IN YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW !
BUT DAD HE'S GONNA
BUST A CAP IN MY ASS !
WELL, YOU WANT TO GET SHOT
OR YOU WANT TO BE GROUNDED ?
AHGHGHGH !
HONESTLY, WHY DO YOU
LET HIM WATCH THAT DARNED
BLACK ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL ?
SO I WANT THE D.J.
TO SET UP OVER HERE.
AND THEN THE
MAIN DANCE FLOOR AREA
CAN BE THIS WHOLE AREA
RIGHT HERE.
WHAT ABOUT VALETS ?
HOW WILL PEOPLE BE
ARRIVING FROM HELL ?
OH, IT'S LIKE A DIMENSIONAL
VORTEX GATE THINGIE
THEY WON'T HAVE CARS.
BUT WE'RE PROBABLY
GONNA WANT SECURITY
AT THE DIMENSIONAL
VORTEX GATE.
I WANT ALL THE SERVERS
DRESSED IN SKIMPY OUTFITS
SERVING ALL
THE HOR'DOURVES.
THIS IS GETTING
REALLY EXPENSIVE.
SHUT UP !
IT'S HALLOWEEN,
THIS IS MY NIGHT.
THEN AT MIDNIGHT,
FOR DESSERT
I'M THINKING OVER HERE
WE BRING OUT
A HUGE CHOCOLATE
FONDUE FOUNTAIN !
OH YEAH, P-DIDDY HAS HIS
BIRTHDAY PARTY HERE
A COUPLE YEARS BACK,
AND HE HAD ONE OF THOSE.
OH, SCREW THAT, THEN.
I DON'T WANT A FONDUE FOUNTAIN
IF P-DIDDY HAD ONE.
DOES IT MATTER ?
YES, IT MATTERS !
I DON'T WANNA DO IT
IF DIDDY DID IT.
HOW ABOUT
A DOUGHNUT MACHINE ?
DID DIDDY DO IT ?
DIDDY DID DO IT.
A FULL ICE CREAM BAR !
DIDDY DID IT.
DAMMIT, WHAT DIDN'T
DIDDY DO ?!
WAIT...
WAIT, I KNOW.
YES, IT'S PERFECT.
AT MIDNIGHT, ALL THE LIGHTS
GO DOWN, THE MUSIC STOPS.
AND THEN WE WHEEL IN...
A FERRARI.
ONLY IT ISN'T
A FERRARI...
IT'S A CAKE.
AND EVERYONE
GETS A PIECE.
A FERRARI CAKE.
DIDDY DIDN'T DO IT.
SATAN, REALLY, THE LOGISTICS
OF GETTING A CAKE
THE SIZE OF A FERRARI
MADE IN TIME--
THIS PARTY HAS TO BE THE BOMB,
DON'T YOU GET IT ?
WHEN EVERYONE SEES
THE FERRARI CAKE,
THEY WILL SHUDDER
AND KNOW MY GREATNESS.
HEAR ME, DEMONS !
LORD SATAN HATH DEMANDED
A FERRARI CAKE !
NOW I WILL TAKE CHARGE
OF HALLOWEEN
AND CALL UPON THE SPIRITS OF
HELL'S MOST EVIL SOULS !
TED BUNDY !
JEFFREY DAHMER !
AND JOHN WAYNE GACY !
YOU SHALL RISE ONCE AGAIN
TO WALK THE EARTH !
FOR TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
AND I NEED YOU...
TO PICK UP SATAN'S
FERRARI CAKE
AND DELIVER IT
TO THE W HOTEL.
NO PROBLEM.
WE CAN
HANDLE IT !
HEED MY WORDS.
SATAN'S ENTIRE HALLOWEEN
DEPENDS ON THIS
FERRARI CAKE.
FAIL... AND YOU WILL KNOW
HIS GREATEST WRATH.
YOU PUNK-ASS FOOL !
AGH !
WHY'D YOU SUMMON ME ?
P-P-PLEASE DON'T
ICE ME, HOMEY.
YOU BETTER HAVE
A GOOD REASON, SUCKA !
I JUST, WAS SEEIN'
IF IT WORKS !
DAMMMM !
EVERY HALLOWEEN I GOTS TO
DEAL WITH THIS S--T !
I'M IN HELL,
MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW
I'M IN SOME KID'S BAFROOM !
I APOLOGIZE,
MR. SMALLS !
YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND, FOOL !
I AIN'T MISSING
THE PARTY !
WHAT PARTY ?!
I ALREADY GOT
MY WRISTBAND, SEE ?
YOU HAVE TO GET ME
TO LOS ANGELES.
WUL, CAN'T YOU JUST
TAKE A PLANE ?!
HOW PUNK ?!
WE DON'T USE MONEY
IN HELL, NIGGA !
WUL, DAMN NIGGER, THERE'S
GOTTA BE SOME WAY !
THIS IS YOUR
FAULT, HOMEY.
YOU GOT TO GET ME
TO THAT PARTY IN L.A.
OR I'M GONNA
SMOKE YOUR ASS !
OH, HAMBURGERS !
YES, YES, SATAN.
YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME
TURNED OUT PERFECT !
YEAH, IT'S OKAY.
BUT EVERYONE THINKS ZAZUL'S
SCHOOL GIRL COSTUME IS HOTTER.
ERGGGG.
ZAZUL, SWITCH
COSTUMES WITH ME.
SATAN, ZAZUL WORKED REALLY
HARD ON HIS COSTUME.
NOBODY CAN LOOK
HOTTER THAN ME !
IT'S MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN
HALLOWEEN PARTY !
TAKE IT OFF, ZAZUL.
AND WHAT ABOUT
MY FERRARI CAKE ?
WHERE'S THE
FERRARI CAKE ?
RELAX, IT'S BEING
PICKED UP FROM THE BAKERY.
OHHH, YEAH !
OHHH, YEAH !
OHHH, YEAH !
OHHH, YEAH !
CH-CHIGGA !
ALRIGHT,
THIS IS THE PLACE.
NOW REMEMBER, YOU NUMBSKULLS,
THIS FERRARI CAKE IS REALLY
IMPORTANT FOR SATAN'S PARTY.
SO DON'T LOUSE IT UP.
WHO'S LOUSING ?
COME HERE-
SHUT UP !
CAN I HELP YOU ?
WE'RE HERE TO PICK UP
THE FERRARI CAKE.
OH YES, IT'S
JUST ABOUT FINISHED.
WHAT KIND OF TRUCK ARE WE
LOADING IT ONTO ?
WE GOT THAT FLATBED.
OKAY, WE'RE JUST
GOING TO NEED TO--
AAHGHGHGHGHGH !
GACY, YOU NUMBSKULL !
WHAT'D YOU
KILL HIM FOR ?!
I DIDN'T MEAN TO !
( smack )
GIMME THAT !
OOH !
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU ?
TAKE THIS.
EVERYTHING ALRIGHT ?
AHGHGGH !
YOU NINCOMPOOP,
THAT WAS THE BAKER !
HE STARTLED ME !
GACY !
AHGGH,
AHGHGH !
WHAT'D YOU
KILL HIM FOR ?
SIT DOWN !
I'M A VICTIM
OF CIRCUMSTANCE.
WHO YOU HITTIN' ?
NYAK NYAK NYAK-
YAHGHGH !
BE QUIET !
YOU IDIOTS !
NOW WHO'S GONNA HELP US
LOAD THE FERRARI CAKE
ONTO THE FLATBED ?
DID YOUR SON
SAY ANYTHING
BEFORE HE DISAPPEARED
MRS. STOTCH ?
HE JUST SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
"SUMMONING BIGGIE SMALLS" ?
DUDE.
D-D-D-DUDE.
DAD, DAD !
WHAT ?
IF YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND
SAY BIGGIE SMALL'S NAME 3 TIMES
HE DOESN'T COME
GET YOU, RIGHT ?
BIGGIE SMALLS ?
YOU KNOW, "ESCARGOT,
MY CAR GO,
1-18, SIPPING ON BOOZE
AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES."
ALRIGHT BOYS, I KNOW
IT'S HALLOWEEN,
BUT YOU CAN'T SUMMON DEAD
RAPPERS IN THE MIRROR.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ?
I'M A GEOLOGIST !
HE'S RIGHT, IT'S
JUST A SPOOKY STORY.
AGH, THEN HOW COME
YOU COULDN'T DO IT ?
I CAN DO IT,
JUST GOT--
LOOK, IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER,
BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE.
HOW CAN
WE BE SURE ?
HOW DO WE KNOW BUTTERS ISN'T
WITH BIGGIE RIGHT NOW.
BEING TORMENTED BY HIM ?
* I'M GOING GOING,
BACK BACK, TO CALI CALI *
UH-UH, YEAH !
* I'M GOING GOING
BACK BACK, TO CALI CALI **
YO', DAWG,
KEEP IT DOWN !
YO' DAWG, CAN'T I JUST GO RIGHT
BACK HOME AFTER THE FLIGHT
SO I DON'T GET GROUNDED ?
OH NO, YOU
SUMMONED MY SPIRIT
YOU'RE GETTING ME
ALL THE WAY TO THE PARTY.
AS LONG AS I GET TO THE PARTY
IN TIME TO PARTY,
EVERYTHING BE ALRIGHT.
HEY !!
...SMALLS !
AW, GOD DAMMIT !
AHGHGGHGH !
IT DOES WORK !
HOLY CRAP !
THAT'S IT,
NOW I'M PISSED !
( house music crankin' )
HEY EVERYBODY
CHECK OUT HITLER !
HE'S THE
'CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW' GUY !
YEAH !
OH !
CAHN YOUEERE ME NOW ?
CAHN YOU EERE ME NOW ?
EVERYONE QUIET !
HERE HE IS,
THE MAN OF THE NIGHT !
SATAN !
GET OUTTA
THE WAY, HITLER !
YOU'RE RUINING
MY ENTRANCE, GAAAAL !
YES, HELLO... IS THIS
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT ?
YEAH !
GET EM !
OKAY, SHH-SHHH !
I NEED TO MAKE A COMPLAINT
TO THE FIRE MARSHALL.
HE'S WHAT ?
WHERE ?!
DAMN YOUR
EVIL HEART, SATAN !
WHAT ?
THE FIRE MARSHALL IS
AT THE PARTY !
SATAN INVITED HIM !
SATAN'S TRICKERY
KNOWS NO BOUNDS !
THAT'S IT.
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER,
WE'RE CRASHING THIS PARTY !
THIS IS V.I.P.
DON'T JUST LET ANYBODY
INTO MY V.I.P. AREA, OKAY ?
HEY, SATAN, YOU GOT
A LITTLE PROBLEM.
WHAT ?
SOMEBODY SHOWED UP IN A
CROCODILE HUNTER COSTUME.
IT'S REALLY OFFENDING SOME
OF THE OTHER GUESTS.
OH JEEZ.
HEY, UH, HI-
LISTEN, DUDE,.
DUDE, YOU KNOW THE WHOLE
CROCODILE HUNTER THING.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE
SOON, YOU KNOW ?
I MEAN, HE JUST DIED
A FEW WEEKS AGO AND...
IT'S JUST NOT SUPER-COOL
AND YOU GOTTA LEAVE.
BUT IT'S ME SATAN,
STEVE IRWIN.
I AM THE
CROCODILE HUNTER.
OH...
OH, BUT THEN, DUDE.
NO COSTUME,
SORRY YOU GOTTA GO.
WAIT, I THOUGHT
WE WERE FRIENDS !
OH, HEY SINATRA !
DEMONIUS, WE HAVE
A PROBLEM !
WHAT IS IT ?
THE FERRARI CAKE,
IT ISN'T HERE !
WHAT- DON'T EVEN
TELL ME THAT !
IT WAS NEVER DELIVERED
TO THE HOTEL.
ZEEBOB, FETCH
MY BLACKBERRY !
THAT FERRARI CAKE MUST
GET HERE BY MIDNIGHT !
3 Stooges -ish theme song *
DO YOU GENTLEMEN
NEED A HAND ?
RAHGHGGH !
GACY !
WHAT'D YOU
DO DAT FOR ?
I DID IT
FOR DAHMER !
FOR DAHMER ?
YEAH, HE LIKES HAVING SEX
WITH DEAD BODIES.
DAHMER, STOP HAVIN' SEX
WITH THEM INTESTINES !
WHAT GOOD ARE INTESTINES IF YOU
CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH 'EM ?
WE GOTTA GET RIDDA THIS BODY
BEFORE ANYONE SEES IT !
NOW GET THOSE
TO THE TRASH CAN.
STOP EATING THAT !
LEAVE HIM ALONE !
CUT IT--
C'MERE, YA...
OW !
UMMM !
UMMM !
THERE !
OH !
THE CAKE !
OH NO !
MMMM, FERRARI !
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU ?
IT'S RUINED !
WE'RE GONNA
GET IT NOW.
THIS IS A REALLY
EXTRAVAGANT PARTY, SATAN !
I KNOW !
BUT JUST WAIT
'TIL MIDNIGHT.
YOU'RE ALL NOT GONNA BELIEVE
WHAT'S COMING FOR DESSERT !
HA HA AHAAA !
UH, THESE AREN'T
THE RIGHT WRISTBANDS.
YES, THEY ARE.
THEN HOW COME THEY SAY
"KNOTT'S BERRY FARM" ?
IN THE NAME OF CHRIST
JUST LET US IN !
WE'RE REALLY SORRY,
MR. SMALLS.
NOT AS SORRY
AS YOU GONNA BE
IF I COMPLETELY
MISS THE PARTY !
HERE YOU GO, FLIGHT 72
TO LOS ANGELES,
BOARDING IN TEN MINUTES.
SEE, YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT
FOR THE END OF THE PARTY !
YEAH, I'M JUST GONNA BE
PISSED IF I MISS--
WHAT THE-- NO !
NO !
...SMALLS, NO WAY !
MOTHERF--
GOD DAMN IT !
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
HEY SHARON...
COOL THIS, SUCKA !
AAHGGH !
ALRIGHT,
LISTEN YOU MUGGS.
IT'S NOW 11:30
THAT MEANS WE ONLY HAVE
20 MINUTES
TO BAKE A NEW
FERRARI CAKE.
NO PROBLEM,
IT JUST SO HAPPENS
I WENT TO AN ITALIAN
COOKING SCHOOL.
YEAH, WHY'D YOU QUIT ?
THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH
ITALIANS TO EAT.
( smack )
OOOH !
NYUK NYUK NYUK !
NYAAA NYAAAAA NYAAA !
NOW GET OVER HERE.
ALRIGHT, WHAT'S THE RECIPE
CALL FOR FIRST ?
10,000 EGGS.
GACY, GO GET
10,000 EGGS.
YOU GET EM.
SHUT UP !
NYRAAAAA !
OW, OH,
A WISE GUY, EH ?
AHGHGHGGH !
HOW'S THAT ?
HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE !
AHGHHGGH !
NYAAA !
TRY THAT AGAIN.
NYAAAA !
GARHG !
WHAT HAPPENED ?
SHUT UP !
( gagging )
( bong ! )
HE CAN'T DO IT !
ALRIGHT, BE QUIET !
BIGGIE SMALLS...
BIGGIE SMALLS...
OH, I CAN'T DO IT,
I'M TOO FREAKED OUT !
WHAT DO WE DO-
IT'S MIDNIGHT !
THE FERRARI CAKE
NEVER ARRIVED !
THIS IS TERRIBLE !
IT'S OKAY...
IT'S OKAY,
I FOUND A BACKUP.
GO AHEAD AND
START THE CEREMONY.
( music stops )
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE,
IT IS NOW MIDNIGHT !
TIME FOR SATAN'S
SPECIAL SURPRISE !
I WONDER WHAT
THIS IS GOING TO BE.
JUST YOU WAIT.
( engine revving )
YESSSSS,
HERE IT COMES !
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
A FULLY EDIBLE
ACURA CAKE !
WOW !
WOWWWWW !
ACURA ?
BUT I WANTED
A FERRARI !
WE DID THE BEST WE COULD,
THERE WAS A PROBLEM.
ACURAS ARE
REALLY NICE.
IT'S NOT THE CAR
I WANTED !
THE WHOLE PARTY'S RUINED !
IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOUR
GUESTS ARE HAVING FUN !
THEY DON'T CARE !
IT'S NOT ABOUT THEM !
IT'S ALL ABOUT MEEEE !
( reverberating )
WOW, WHAT A JERK.
COME ON HELEN, LET'S
JUST GO BACK TO HELL.
I'M SUDDENLY NOT SO
HUNGRY FOR ACURA CAKE.
OH GOD, WHAT'S
HAPPENED TO ME ?
I'VE NEVER BEEN
THIS TERRIBLE BEFORE ?
BY TRYING TO HAVE
A PARTY LIKE
THOSE SPOILED RICH
TEENAGE GIRLS ON MTV.
I'VE BECOME
LIKE ONE OF THEM !
SATAN, DON'T BE
SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
YOU'RE NOT AS BAD
AS THEY ARE.
BUT I AM.
THROWING PEOPLE OUT,
MAKING A BIG ENTRANCE,
HAVING THESE STUPID PICTURES
OF ME ALL OVER.
HALLOWEEN IS SUPPOSED
TO BE FOR EVERYONE.
EVERYONE, I'M SORRY.
THIS PARTY IS FOR YOU.
IT'S FOR ALL OF YOU
WHO MAKE MY LIFE SO SPECIAL.
IF I DON'T REALIZE THAT,
THEN I'M NO BETTER THAN
A RICH AMERICAN TEENAGE GIRL.
( applause building )
OPEN THE DOORS !
LET EVERYONE IN-
WRISTBAND OR NO !
WE'RE IN !
ALRIGHT !
YEA !
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM,
CAN I BORROW THAT ?
BIGGIE SMALLS, BIGGIE SMALLS,
BIGGIE SMALLS.
WHAT THE--
THANKS.
I'M SO SICK OF THIS--
WAIT, I'M AT
THE PARTY !
SURE HOMEY,
I GOT YOUR BACK YO'.
AND IT'S NOT
TOO LATE !
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
COME IN WITH ME !
WHAT THE HECK,
I'M GONNA GET
GROUNDED ANYWAY-
MIGHT AS WELL !
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OH SCREW THAT THAN. I DON'T WANT
A FONDUE FOUNTAIN IF P. DIDDY
HAD ONE.
DOES IT MATTER?
YES IT MATTERS!
I DON'T WANNA DO IT IF DIDDY DID
IT.
HOW 'BOUT A DONUT MACHINE?
DID DIDDY DO IT?
DIDDY DID DO IT.
A FULL ICE CREAM BAR.
DIDDY DID IT.
DAMN IT! WHAT DIDN'T DIDDY DO?
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