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South Park S10E06 Man Bear Pig


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* I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME *
* FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE *
* HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION *
* GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND *
* AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT *
* PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" *
* HEADED ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA SEE IF
I CAN'T UNWIND *
* ( mumbling ) *
* COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE **
OKAY, STUDENTS,
WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
GUEST SPEAKER TODAY.
WHO CAN TELL THE NAME OF OUR
COUNTRY'S LAST VICE PRESIDENT ?
DICK CHENEY ?
NO, THE LAST ONE.
BILL CLINTON !
NO, CLINTON'S
VICE PRESIDENT ?
HE IS HERE TODAY
TO TALK TO YOU STUDENTS
ABOUT SOME
VERY SERIOUS ISSUES.
PLEASE WELCOME,
AL GORE !
( sparse applause )
WHO ?
THANK YOU, MR. MACKEY,
STUDENTS OF
SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY.
I AM HERE
TO EDUCATE YOU
ABOUT THE SINGLE BIGGEST
THREAT TO OUR PLANET.
YOU SEE, THERE IS
SOMETHING OUT THERE
WHICH THREATENS
OUR VERY EXISTENCE
AND MAY BE THE END TO
THE HUMAN RACE AS WE KNOW IT.
I'M TALKING, OF COURSE,
ABOUT MANBEARPIG.
MANBEARPIG ?
IT IS A CREATURE
WHICH ROAMS THE EARTH ALONE.
IT IS HALF MAN, HALF BEAR
AND HALF PIG.
SOME PEOPLE SAY
THAT MANBEARPIG ISN'T REAL.
WELL I'M HERE
TO TELL YOU NOW,
MANBEARPIG IS VERY REAL
AND HE MOST CERTAINLY EXISTS.
I'M CEREAL.
MANBEARPIG DOESN'T CARE
WHO YOU ARE,
OR WHAT YOU'VE DONE,
MANBEARPIG SIMPLY
WANTS TO GET YOU.
I'M SUPER-CEREAL.
BUT HAVE NO FEAR, BECAUSE
I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU.
AND SOMEDAY, WHEN THE WORLD
IS RID OF MANBEARPIG,
EVERYONE WILL SAY
"THANK YOU AL GORE,
YOU'RE SUPER-AWESOME."
THE END.
UH, OKAY,
THANK YOU MR. GORE...
THANK YOU CLASS.
EXCELSIOR !
HEE-HEE...
CHECK OUT
THIS SWEET MOVE.
KYLE YOU CAN'T
BLOCK LIKE THAT !
JUST PLAY THE GAME,
FAT ASS !
PASS IT TO ME, CARTMAN.
HANG ON, I'M GONNA
DO SOMETHING SUPER-KILLER.
GOD DAMMIT,
STOP IT, KYLE !
ALRIGHT, CHECK IT OUT.
THIS IS A TOTAL KOBE BRYANT
I'M ABOUT TO DO.
JUST TAKE A SHOT OR
PASS THE BALL, ASSHOLE !
IT'S GETTING LATE !
LET'S SEE YOU GET THE BALL
THIS TIME, JEW BOY !
KYLE, KNOCK IT OFF !
CARTMAN STOP HOGGING
THE GODDAMN BALL !
GWOOOOOOOON !
DON'T WORRY, IT'S
NOT REALLY MANBEARPIG,
IT'S ME, AL GORE.
WE KNOW.
DUDE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING ?
I'M SPREADING
MANBEARPIG AWARENESS.
HERE, EACH OF YOU KIDS
TAKE A PAMPHLET
AND A BUMPER STICKER.
I HOPE NOW YOU BOYS SEE THAT
THIS IS TOTALLY CEREAL.
THE NEXT TIME, IT COULD BE
THE REAL MANBEARPIG.
CAN I JUST GET YOU TO
SIGN THE AWARENESS SHEET ?
JUST YOUR NAME
AND PHONE NUMBER,
AND WHERE YOU FIRST
HEARD ABOUT MANBEARPIG ?
UH... STAN ?
OH, HEY DAD.
HELLO.
IT'S UH...
GETTING LATE, BOYS,
WHY DON'T YOU GET IN THE CAR
AND I'LL DRIVE YOU ALL HOME.
OKAY, MR. MARSH.
BE SAFE.
BOYS...
I DON'T WANT YOU
HANGING OUT THE EX-VICE
PRESIDENT ANYMORE, OKAY ?
AW, HE'S ALRIGHT DAD.
HE WAS JUST TRYING TO
WARN US ABOUT MANBEARPIG.
MANBEARPIG ?
HE'S HALF MAN
AND HALF BEARPIG.
NO, DUDE, HE'S HALF MAN,
HALF BEAR AND HALF PIG.
THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
HE COULD BE HALF BEAR
AND HALF MANPIG.
BOYS, THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A MANBEARPIG.
THE VICE PRESIDENT IS JUST
DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION.
BUT I FEEL KIND OF
BAD FOR HIM, DAD.
I DON'T THINK
HE HAS ANY FRIENDS.
( phone ringing )
( ring )
HELLO ?
HELLO, THIS
IS AL GORE.
AW, MAN...
OH, HI MR. GORE.
I WAS THE
VICE PRESIDENT.
I KNOW.
CAN YOU AND YOUR
FRIENDS MAKE IT TO
AN EMERGENCY MANBEARPIG
MEETING TOMORROW MORNING ?
I HAVE SOME EVIDENCE HE
COULD BE IN THIS AREA !
UH, LOOK, I'M SORRY
BUT WE'RE ALL KINDA BUSY.
OH...
I GET IT...
YOU DON'T
BELIEVE ME EITHER.
NO, NO,
IT'S NOT THAT.
YES, IT IS !
NOBODY BELIEVES ME !
I'M TRYING TO
WARN EVERYONE
AND NOBODY
TAKES ME CEREAL !
( blubbering )
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY
IN THE WORLD
TO TAKE ME CEREAL
JUST FOR ONCE.
IT'S OKAY, MR. GORE...
I BELIEVE YOU.
NO, YOU DON'T.
YEAH, I'M SURE MANBEARPIG
NEEDS TO BE STOPPED.
I'M JUST...
I'M JUST SCARED
THAT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
TO STOP HIM.
ARE YOU CEREAL ?
YES, I'M CEREAL.
DON'T WORRY,
WE CAN STOP HIM !
BRING EVERYONE YOU CAN
TO MY MANBEARPIG MEETING
TOMORROW AT
EIGHT A.M. SHARP !
DUDE, WHY ARE WE GOING
TO HANG OUT WITH THIS GUY ?
YEAH, I DON'T
GET IT.
COME YOU GUYS AL GORE
DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
WE'LL JUST
MAKE AN APPEARANCE
AND THEN WE'LL GO.
HI KIDS !
COME ON IN !
OKAY, LET'S GET
THIS MEETING STARTED.
WHAT DO YOU KIDS
THINK WE SHOULD DO
TO STOP MANBEARPIG ?
YEAH, UH...
YOU KNOW, MR. GORE,
MY DAD IS A GEOLOGIST
AND HE SAYS MANBEARPIG
PROBABLY ISN'T
IN COLORADO.
WHAT DOES YOUR DAD
LOOK LIKE ?
DOES HE HAVE LARGE HOOVES
WHERE HIS FEET SHOULD BE ? !
NO !
DAMN... FOR A MINUTE THERE,
I THOUGHT WE'D FOUND HIM.
WELL... THIS WAS A GREAT
MEETING, WASN'T IT GUYS.
BUT WE GOTTA GET GOING
TO SCHOOL NOW.
( alarm chirping )
OH MY GOD !
MANBEARPIG
SCREEN ACTIVE !
WHAT IS THIS AREA
OF COLORADO ?
IT'S A CAVE OF SOME KIND !
YEAH, THAT'S
"CAVE OF THE WINDS".
IT'S A TOURIST ATTRACTION.
OH, JESUS
ON ICE SKATES,
WE'VE GOT TO
GET DOWN THERE RIGHT AWAY.
I DON'T
THINK SO, DUDE.
YEAH, WE'VE GOT
SCHOOL ANYWAY.
I CAN GET YOU
EXCUSED FROM SCHOOL.
YOU... HAVE
THAT KIND OF POWER ?
LOOK, YOU BOYS HAVE
A CHANCE TO HELP ME FIND
AND KILL MANBEARPIG
ONCE AND FOR ALL,
I'M TOTALLY CEREAL !
HELLO EVERYONE, WELCOME TO
CAVE OF THE WINDS.
OUR TOUR IS GOING TO TAKE US
THROUGH TWO CHAMBERS
OF ONE OF THE MOST ELABORATE
CAVERN SYSTEMS IN COLORADO.
BEFORE WE GET STARTED,
I DO UNDERSTAND WE HAVE
A SPECIAL GUEST
IN OUR GROUP TODAY.
THE EX-VICE PRESIDENT,
MR. AL GORE !
MR. GORE ASKED ME TO MAKE SURE
YOU ALL KNEW HE WAS HERE.
NOW, ONCE WE
ENTER THE CAVE
WE DO ASK THAT YOU
FOLLOW TWO RULES:
STAY ON THE PATH AND
DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING.
ALRIGHT,
ARE WE READY ?
YEAH !
YEAH !
YEAH !
LET'S GO CAVIN' !
HERE WE ARE IN THE
MAIN CHAMBER OF THE CAVE.
IT WAS DISCOVERED IN 1892,
AND FIRST USED AS A HIDEOUT
FOR SMUGGLERS OF THE OLD WEST.
HAVE YOU NOTICED
HIGH DEPOSITS OF SULFUR
OR A SALMON-LIKE ODOR
COMING FROM THE CAVES LATELY ?
UH... NO.
NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE,
THE CAVE IS FILLED WITH
STALAGMITES AND STALACTITES.
WATER DRIPS FROM THE...
ALRIGHT KIDS, I NEED YOU
ALL TO KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR MANBEARPIG DROPPINGS.
WHAT DO MANBEARPIG
DROPPINGS LOOK LIKE ?
SIMILAR TO PIG DROPPINGS
BUT MORE MANBEAR-LIKE
THESE ROCKS OFTEN MAKE
INTERESTING SHAPES,
WHICH WE LIKE TO NAME.
FOR INSTANCE,
THIS ONE HERE WE NAMED
"THE HANGING MUSHROOM".
AND OVER HERE WE HAVE
"MAN WITH HELMET
AND TWO BOWLING BALLS"
AND FINALLY, OF COURSE,
"THE TWO SISTERS".
NOW THE CAVE ITSELF
IS MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD,
AND HAS A CONSTANT TEMPERATURE
OF 57 DEGREES-
GWOOOOOON !
GWOOOOON !
SIR... MR. GORE,
IS THERE A PROBLEM ?
NOT YET.
ALRIGHT, EVERYONE
IF YOU'LL STEP THIS WAY,
YOU'LL SEE HOW THE CAVE
GETS ITS NAME...
KIDS, KIDS
OVER HERE, LOOK !
WHAT ?
I'LL BET THIS IS
WHERE HE HIDING.
THIS LOOKS LIKE
MANBEARPIG CENTRAL.
COME ON !
COME ON, THIS IS WHERE
MANBEARPIG IS-
I'M CEREAL !
IN CERTAIN AREAS
OF THE CAVE
THE WIND ACTUALLY
BLOWS THROUGH,
CAUSING A SOUND
YOU CAN HEAR.
( wind whistling )
OOOOH !
AHHHHH...
TAKE A PICTURE
OF THE SOUND, STEVEN.
MR. GORE I THINK WE SHOULD
STAY WITH THE TOUR GROUP.
WAIT- SHHH !
CHRIST, HE'S HERE !
TAKE THIS ROPE !
BE READY TO
TIE HIM UP !
I'VE GOT YOU NOW
YOU SON OF A BITCH !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
OH NO !
NO !
AGHGGHGH !
AHAHGH
LEAVE THEM ALONE
YOU GODDAMN MANBEARPIG !
HELP !
HELP !
DAMN YOU MANBEARPIG
THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN !
OKAY... EVERYONE...
OUT OF THE CAVE... NOW !
GO GO !
MOVE OUT !
AAAAAHH !
AGHGHGH !
AAAAAHH !
HELP !
WE'RE TRAPPED
HELLO ?
FORGET IT !
THEY CAN'T
HEAR US.
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO ? !
YOU BETTER GET US
OUT OF HERE, ASSHOLE !
ME ?
YOU JUST HAD TO GO
AND BE NICE TO AL GORE,
NOW WE'RE TRAPPED
IN A CAVE !
MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER
WAY OUTTA HERE.
THERE MIGHT BE.
ALRIGHT, LET'S SPLIT UP
AND LOOK FOR A PASSAGEWAY.
EVERYONE TAKE A
DIFFERENT DIRECTION.
UGHN, UGH...
OH MAN, WE'RE IN
BIG TROUBLE HERE.
THIS IS BULLCRAP.
IF I MISS DINNER
I'M GONNA BE...
SO PISSED OFF...
WAGH !
AW, GOD DAMMIT !
YOU SEE
ANYTHING KENNY ?
NO, NOT YET...
CARTMAN ?
CARTMAN ?
YOU SEE
ANYTHING ?
NO, NOTHING--
NO, NOTHING HERE...
NOTHING THIS WAY.
T- TREASURE !
CARTMAN,
YOU OKAY ?
YOU NEED HELP ?
I'M FINE,
THIS WAY'S A DEAD END.
COMING BACK TO YOU, NOW.
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
COMPLETELY SEALED IN.
YEAH, WE'RE ---ED.
THERE'S A SMALL PASSAGEWAY
ABOUT 200 YARDS OVER THERE.
BUT IT GOES FOR
A LONG, LONG WAY
AND IT'S PRETTY STEEP.
MAYBE WE SHOULD
GO FOR IT.
YOU GUYS GO ON AHEAD.
I'M GONNA STAY HERE,
WAIT IT OUT.
WHY ?
I JUST... I DON'T
FEEL VERY GOOD.
I'LL JUST WEIGH
YOU GUYS DOWN.
CARTMAN'S RIGHT,
FIRST RULE OF SURVIVAL
IS STAY PUT AND
WAIT TO BE RESCUED.
NO, IT'S OKAY,
YOU GUYS GO ON AHEAD.
NO, WE'LL
STAY HERE TOO.
IF WE START
WONDERING OFF
WE'RE GONNA GET
LOST OR KILLED.
LET'S JUST WAIT HERE
AND HOPE HELP COMES SOON.
THAT'S COOL.
I JUST... WOULDN'T GO
OVER THERE IF I WERE YOU.
I JUST TOOK
A HUGE DUMP.
AW, DUUUDE !
THE CAVE-IN
WAS MASSIVE
AND HAS CUT OFF
ALL ACCESS IN OR OUT.
THE CHILDREN
ARE BELIEVED TO BE
TRAPPED SOMEWHERE
IN THIS AREA.
DOES ANYBODY KNOW
WHO THESE KIDS ARE ?
NO, NOBODY SEEMS
TO KNOW THEM,
ONLY THAT THEY WERE
IN THE TOUR GROUP.
DIGGING TO THEM
IS GOING TO TAKE DAYS.
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME !
THIS CAVE-IN
WAS NO ACCIDENT,
AND IT ISN'T GOING TO STOP
UNLESS WE MOVE FAST.
I AM SUPER, DUPER CEREAL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
THE CAVE-IN IS OVER.
I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE A MUCH
BIGGER PROBLEM THAN A CAVE-IN.
WHAT'S THAT ?
WHAT IS THAT,
A PIG BEAR MAN ?
NO STUPID,
IT'S MANBEARPIG.
I'M SO HUNGRY...
DO YOU THINK PEOPLE
EVEN KNOW WE'RE HERE ?
THEY SAW US
ON THE TOUR...
DUDE, WHERE DO YOU
KEEP GOING, CARTMAN ?
I JUST... NEED TO
KEEP TAKING A CRAP.
I'VE GOT DIARRHEA,
REALLY BAD.
DUDE, IT'S BAD ENOUGH
WE GOTTA SIT HERE
WITHOUT YOU TAKING
A CRAP EVERY TEN MINUTES !
LET'S JUST
TRY TO SLEEP.
MAYBE HELP WILL
COME TOMORROW.
ALL THAT TREASURE...
IT'S ALL MINE !
SO LONG AS THESE
GREEDY ASSHOLES
DON'T FIND OUT ABOUT IT.
YOU WOULD ALL JUST LOVE
TO GET YOUR HANDS ON MY
TREASURE, WOULDN'T YOU ?
EVEN THOUGH I FOUND IT,
YOU'D LOVE TO THINK
IT'S SOMEHOW YOURS TOO.
GOD, I HATE YOU GUYS.
ESPECIALLY YOU,
YOU MONEY-GRUBBING
SNAKE IN THE GRASS.
WELL I'VE GOT
NEWS FOR YOU, KYLE.
YOU'RE NEVER GOING
TO GET MY TREASURE.
I'VE GOT
A LITTLE PLAN GOING
TO GET THE TREASURE
OUT OF HERE
WITHOUT YOU
EVER KNOWING.
C-CARTMAN ?
OH HEY KYLE,
HOW'S IT GOING ?
DUDE... WHAT ARE
YOU DOING ?
NOT MUCH...
YOU KNOW,
JUST HANGING OUT.
HOW YOU BEEN, MAN ?
GOOD ?
DUDE, GET AWAY
FROM ME.
YEAH, IT WAS
NICE TALKING
WITH YOU, KYLE.
SEE YA' AROUND.
WHY WON'T ANYBODY
LISTEN TO ME ?
MANBEARPIG IS IN THERE
AND WE HAVE TO KILL HIM
WHILE WE
HAVE THE CHANCE,
I'M CEREAL !
MR. GORE, PLEASE,
WE NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN.
NOW, WHAT EXACTLY
DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO ?
I TOLD YOU WE NEED
TO FILL THE CAVE
WITH HOT MOLTEN LEAD
CUZ IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO MAKE SURE
MANBEARPIG NEVER
COMES OUT !
AND I'M SAYING IT AND
I'M TOTALLY CEREAL
BUT EVERYONE JUST
KEEPS DIGGING !
WELL, SEE,
THE PROBLEM IS THAT
IF THEY FILL THE CAVES
WITH HOT MOLTEN LEAD
IT WILL KILL
THOSE BOYS, TOO.
THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME ?
THEY GOT ATTACKED
BY MANBEARPIG
AND MANBEARPIG
LEAVES NOBODY ALIVE
I'M SUPER-CEREAL !
AND NOBODY WILL
LISTEN TO ME,
I'M CEREAL !
( sobbing )
DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE
EX-VICE PRESIDENT OUT OF HERE ?
NAW, I FEEL KIND OF
BAD FOR HIM.
I DON'T THINK
HE HAS ANY FRIENDS.
HA HA...
HAAAAAAA....
ALRIGHT,
GOTTA BE STRONG...
THERE'S STILL A LOT MORE
TREASURE TO GO...
HUGHHH...
( gagging )
( gagging & retching )
DUDE, HE'S REALLY SICK.
IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS SINCE
FOUR UNIDENTIFIED CHILDREN
WERE TRAPPED
IN A CAVE-IN.
THREE DAYS WITHOUT FOOD
AND TIME IS
CERTAINLY RUNNING OUT.
THE DIGGING CONTINUES, BUT
PROCESS IS FATALLY SLOW.
ALRIGHT PEOPLE WE'VE
GOT TO WORK FASTER.
OUR BEST ESTIMATE STILL
PUTS US THREE DAYS AWAY
FROM REACHING THE AREA OF THE
CAVE CALLED 'SMUGGLER'S DEN'
SMUGGLER'S DEN ?
IT'S A ROOM NEAR
THE END OF THE TOUR
WHERE YOU CAN GET YOUR PICTURE
TAKEN WITH FAKE TREASURE.
HERE SEE ?
BASED ON WHERE
THE BOYS WERE SEEN LAST,
THEY'RE SOMEWHERE
NEAR THIS AREA.
HOPEFULLY THEY'VE FOLLOWED
THE FIRST RULE OF SURVIVAL
AND STAYED PUT.
STAN...
STAN, WAKE UP !
HUH, WHAT, HAVE
THEY COME FOR US ?
NO, IT'S CARTMAN.
SOMETHING'S REALLY
WRONG WITH HIM.
BLUGH...
( coughing )
OH MY GOD !
CARTMAN, DUDE,
CAN YOU HEAR ME ? !
I'M FINE...
JUST A LITTLE...
NO BIG DEAL...
WE CAN'T WAIT
HERE ANY LONGER.
DUDE, WE GOTTA
GET HIM OUT OF HERE
OR HE'S GONNA DIE.
HOW DUDE, WE
DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF THAT PASSAGE
GOES ANYWHERE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD
HEAD OUT FIRST...
AND THEN COME
BACK FOR HIM.
NO, DON'T !
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE
YOU ASSHOLES...
DON'T LEAVE ME
HERE TO DIE.
HUHGH,
UGHHH...
COME ON, PULL !
GOD DAMMIT,
HE'S SO HEAVY !
HURRY YOU GUYS...
YOU GOT TO
GET ME OUTTA HERE...
HUGHHH...
( fart )
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT ?
CARTMAN ?
YOU GUYS WE GOT
NO TIME !
YOU GOTTA GET ME OUT !
THIS IS THE END OF YOU,
MANBEARPIG.
EXCELSIOR !
BLUGHH...
THERE'S NOTHING HERE !
I CAN'T KEEP
CARRYING HIM, DUDE.
I'VE GOT
NO STRENGTH.
YES, YOU DO !
( rumbling )
WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT ?
OH MY GOD.
AGH !
GET ME OUTTA HERE,
YOU GUYS !
RUN !
THAT'S IT,
PULL EVERYONE OUT
THERE'S NOTHING MORE
WE CAN DO.
YOU'RE CALLING OFF
THE RESCUE ?
WE DIDN'T PLAN ON
A FREAK RIVER FLOOD.
GOD MUST REALLY WANT
THOSE KIDS DEAD.
WHAT IF THE CHILDREN
AREN'T DEAD ?
THE CAVERN IS
COMPLETELY FLOODED.
NOTHING COULD
HAVE SURVIVED.
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
ALIVE DOWN THERE.
NOTHING LEFT ALIVE...
I DID IT...
I KILLED MANBEARPIG.
I'VE SAVED THE EARTH
FROM CERTAIN DESTRUCTION.
EVERYONE IS
SUPER-STOKED ON ME.
EVEN IF THEY
DON'T KNOW IT.
KENNY, HERE
TAKE MY HAND !
HURRY KYLE,
THE WATER'S RISING !
CARTMAN... YOU'VE
GOT TO SWIM !
KICK WITH YOUR LEGS.
I CAN'T KICK.
YES YOU CAN.
I CAN'T KICK, YOU
JUST HAVE TO SAVE ME.
I NEED YOUR HELP !
NO, YOU JUST
HAVE TO SAVE ME.
HARHGH...
GAHRHGHG...
KYLE, NOOO !
WE ARE GATHERED HERE
TO SAY GOODBYE
TO FOUR KIDS WHOM
WE ALL TRIED TO HELP
BUT IN THE END,
COULD NOT.
BUT WHERE THERE IS LOSS,
THERE IS HOPE.
FOR MANBEARPIG
IS NO MORE.
OH JESUS,
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
WE HAVE BEATEN
MANBEARPIG,
AND WE WILL NEVER
FORGET THE NAMES
OF THE BRAVE YOUNG KIDS
WHO LOST THEIR LIVES:
KID ONE...
KID TWO...
KID THREE...
AND OF COURSE,
KID FOUR.
I REMEMBER HOW KID ONE
USED TO LAUGH AND PLAY.
AND HOW KID TWO WAS ALWAYS
THERE WHEN I NEEDED HIM...
RRRRGHGGH !!
OH MY GOD !
UGHGHGHG...
IT'S THE KIDS
THEY'RE ALIVE !
RUGHGHG...
KIDS, I SAVED YOU !
JUST STAY AWAY
FROM US, ASSHOLE !
I WAS NICE TO YOU BECAUSE
I FELT SORRY FOR YOU,
BECAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
BUT NOW I SEE WHY
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
YOU JUST USE
MANBEARPIG
AS A WAY TO GET
ATTENTION FOR YOURSELF
BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER !
YEAH RIGHT, THE MAN
WHO SINGLE-HANDEDLY
KILLED MANBEARPIG
IS A LOSER.
BLARGHH...
BLAARRHGHGH...
WE NEED TO GET OUR FRIEND
TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY !
NO, NO,
I'M FINE !
I JUST NEED TO GET HOME...
AND REST...
CARTMAN, SERIOUSLY,
YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR !
NAW, I JUST NEED TO
GET TO A TOILET.
SEE YOU GUYS, I-
HABA...
HABAAAAAAA !
HAGHGGH !
DUDE... DID CARTMAN
JUST CRAP TREASURE ?
IT'S MINE !
IT'S MINE,
YOU HEAR ME ?
I GOT IT
OUT OF THE CAVE !
IT BELONGS TO ME !
KEEP YOUR
GREEDY HANDS AWAY !
HEY... THAT LOOKS LIKE
THE FAKE TREASURE
FROM OUR SMUGGLER'S DEN
PHOTO ROOM.
THAT'S RIGHT,
AND I...
FAKE TREASURE ?
YEAH, WE
PUT IT THERE
FOR KIDS TO TAKE
THEIR PICTURE WITH.
ALL IN ALL, I'D SAY
THAT TREASURE IS WORTH
ABOUT FOURTEEN DOLLARS.
NO... NO !
AHGHGH !
YOU MADE US
PULL YOU TO SAFETY
BECAUSE YOU
ATE TREASURE ?
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
DON'T YOU THINK I'M
HURTING ENOUGH KYLE ?
AAHGHGHGH !
WELL, MY WORK
HERE IS DONE.
I'VE KILLED M.B.P.
AND NOW I MUST SAVE THE WORLD
FROM SOMETHING ELSE.
MAYBE I'LL MAKE A MOVIE.
A MOVIE STARRING ME.
THEN PEOPLE WILL
TAKE ME SUPER-CEREAL.
EXCELSIOR !
AHGH !
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CARTMAN, YOU'VE GOT TO SWIM
KICK WITH YOUR LEGS
I CAN'T KICK
YES YOU CAN
I CAN'T KICK, YOU JUST HAVE TO
SAVE ME.
I NEED YOUR HELP!
NO YOU JUST HAVE TO SAVE ME.

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