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South Park S10E04 Cartoon Wars II


* I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME *
* FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE *
* HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION *
* GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND *
* AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT *
* PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" *
* HEADED ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA SEE IF
I CAN'T UNWIND *
* ( mumbling ) *
* COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE *
THE POPULAR CARTOON
"FAMILY GUY"
IS GOING TO SHOW THE IMAGE
OF MOHAMMED UNCENSORED !
IF WE ALL BURY OUR
HEADS IN SAND,
WE CAN AVOID BEING
ANY PART OF THIS !
I'M GOING TO DO
WHATEVER I CAN
TO GET THAT
EPISODE PULLED
BEFORE THIS
GETS OUT OF HAND.
YOU JUST WANT
FAMILY GUY OFF THE AIR.
KYLE, STOP IT !
SO LONG KYLE !
YOU SON OF A BITCH,
I WON'T LET YOU WIN !
MR. PRESIDENT...
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
THE FAMILY GUY WRITING STAFF
I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW.
AND NOW, THE THRILLING
CONCLUSION OF "CARTOON WARS"...
WILL NOT BE
SEEN TONIGHT !
SO THAT WE CAN
BRING YOU THIS
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP
TELEVISION SPECIAL !
SAY TERRANCE, ISN'T IT
WONDERFUL HAVING A HOLIDAY
HERE AT THE
LAZY-J RANCH ?
IT SURE IS, PHILLIP.
BUT I DO BELIEVE THIS STEER
I'M RIDING HAS THE FARTS.
( fart )
HA HA HA HA HA !
OH LOOK WHO'S COMING !
ISN'T THAT MOHAMMED,
THE HOLY PROPHET
OF THE MUSLIM RELIGION ?
HEY GUYS,
HOW'S IT GOING ?
HELLO, MOHAMMED.
WE'VE READ ALL
ABOOT YOU IN THE KORAN.
I'M HERE TO
INVESTIGATE A MURDER.
ALRIGHT, JUST WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE ? !
YOU CENSORED OUT
THE IMAGE MOHAMMED
IN OUR TELEVISION SPECIAL !
AY, YOU GUYS
KNOW THE RULES.
NOBODY CAN SHOW THE IMAGE
OF MOHAMMED ANYMORE,
IT'S DANGEROUS.
BUT YOU RUINED
THE WHOLE SHOW !
LOOK, I'M NOT GOING TO
RISK THE LIVES
OF THE PEOPLE
AT THIS NETWORK.
LET'S JUST FORGET
ABOOT IT, OKAY GUYS ?
( farts )
HA, HA, HA-HAA...
OH COME ON GUYS,
GIVE ME A BREAK !
WE DEMAND YOU RERUN
'MYSTERY AT THE LAZY J RANCH'
WITH MOHAMMED UNCENSORED !
AY, I RUN THIS NETWORK,
NOT YOU GUYS !
AND IF YOU ASK ME,
YOUR SHOW HAS BECOME
SO PREACHY
AND FULL OF MESSAGES
THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
TO BE FUNNY.
NO MOHAMMED !
BUT "FAMILY GUY" IS GOING
TO SHOW MOHAMMED
ON AN EPISODE
THAT AIRS TONIGHT !
I DOUBT IT !
I'LL BET
THAT RIGHT NOW,
SOMEBODY IS ON THEIR WAY
TO FOX NETWORK
TO DEMAND THAT
THAT EPISODE BE PULLED !
MA'AM, I NEED TO SPEAK WITH
THE PRESIDENT OF THIS NETWORK
RIGHT AWAY.
WHAT IS IT
REGARDING ?
IT'S REGARDING
"FAMILY GUY".
I DEMAND THAT THE
MOHAMMED EPISODE BE PULLED
BEFORE IT AIRS TONIGHT.
IT'S INCENDIARY,
IT'S OFFENSIVE TO MUSLIMS
AND PEOPLE CAN GET HURT.
IT'S WRONG,
IT'S WRONGGGG !
OKAY, BUT IF YOU'VE GOT A
PROBLEM WITH FAMILY GUY
YOU'LL HAVE TO
WAIT IN LINE.
THAT LITTLE BOY OVER THERE
HAS AN APPOINTMENT
TO TRY AND GET FAMILY GUY
OFF THE AIR ALTOGETHER.
DUDE, CAN I GO
BEFORE YOU ?
EAT MY SHORTS.
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON ?
HELLO ?
EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO
GET TO LOS ANGELES !
HEY !
HELLO ? !
...STARTING IN A SMALL TOWN
IN CENTRAL COLORADO,
THE IDEA HAS NOW SPREAD
ALL OVER AMERICA.
MUSLIM'S CONTINUE TO RIOT
IN THE MIDDLE EAST,
DEMANDING THAT FAMILY GUY
NOT AIR TONIGHT'S EPISODE.
AND MUSLIM TERRORISTS
CONTINUE TO MAKE THREATS.
OSAMA BIN LADEN
HAD THIS TO SAY.
BIN LADEN
WENT ON TO SAY
THAT IF FAMILY GUY SHOWS
THE IMAGE OF MOHAMMED AS PLANNED
THE TERRORIST RETALIATION
WILL BE IMMEDIATE.
YOU ONE OF THEM ?
WHO ?
HOW COME YOUR HEAD
AIN'T IN THE SAND ?
SO... YOU DON'T LIKE
FAMILY GUY EITHER, HUH ?
I HATE FAMILY GUY.
SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN ?
YOU'RE GONNA ASK THE PRESIDENT
OF THE NETWORK, NICELY,
TO TAKE IT OFF THE AIR ?
NOT NICELY.
LOOK, KID, IF YOU
HATE A TV SHOW,
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS GET AN EPISODE PULLED.
PRETTY SOON THE SHOW
IS COMPROMISED
AND IT GOES OFF THE AIR.
COOL, MAN !
YES, SO MY PLAN IS TO USE
THIS WHOLE MOHAMMED THING
AS A WAY TO SCARE THE NETWORK
INTO PULLING TONIGHT'S SHOW.
I'M GOING TO USE FEAR TO GET
THEM TO DO WHAT I WANT.
ISN'T THAT LIKE
TERRORISM ?
NO, IT ISN'T
LIKE TERRORISM,
IT I TERRORISM.
I CAN DO THAT !
THIS IS MANIPULATION
AT ITS HIGHEST LEVEL.
YOU SHOULD LET ME
HANDLE THIS.
I'M A PRETTY BAD KID.
REALLY ?
WHAT'S THE WORST THING
YOU'VE EVER DONE ?
I STOLE THE HEAD
OFF A STATUE ONCE.
WOW, THAT'S
PRETTY HARD CORE.
GEEZ, THAT'S LIKE
THIS ONE TIME,
WHEN I DIDN'T LIKE A KID,
SO I GROUND HIS PARENTS UP
INTO CHILI AND FED IT TO HIM.
YOU GOT IT, MAN,
YOU GOT IT.
SEE YA.
I WANT TO ASSURE
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,
THAT AS PRESIDENT,
I HAVE EXHAUSTED
EVERY POSSIBLE SOLUTION.
UNFORTUNATELY, MOHAMMED
WILL APPEAR UNCENSORED
ON FAMILY GUY
TONIGHT AT 7:00.
MR. PRESIDENT !
MR. PRESIDENT !
MR. PRESIDENT, CAN'T THE WRITERS
OF THE SHOW BE REASONED WITH ?
DON'T THEY KNOW THEY ARE PUTTING
THE COUNTRY IN DANGER ?
I HAVE COME TO...
UNDERSTAND
SOMETHING ABOUT THE
FAMILY GUY WRITING STAFF.
SUFFICE IT TO SAY,
THAT THEY
WILL NOT BE PERSUADED
BY THE POSSIBILITY
OF VIOLENCE.
MR. PRESIDENT !
MR. PRESIDENT !
WHAT EXACTLY
DID YOU LEARN
ABOUT THE FAMILY GUY WRITING
STAFF, MR. PRESIDENT ?
I'M AFRAID THAT INFORMATION
IS CLASSIFIED.
MR. PRESIDENT !
MR. PRESIDENT !
AWWW !
MR. PRESIDENT, CAN'T YOU FORCE
THE FAMILY GUY WRITING STAFF
NOT TO WRITE ANYTHING
ABOUT MOHAMMED.
COULDN'T YOU
THROW THEM IN PRISON ?
LOOK, THE FACT
OF THE MATTER IS
THAT THE FAMILY GUY
WRITING STAFF
IS PROTECTED BY SOMETHING
CALLED "THE FIRST AMENDMENT".
AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS
FIRST AMENDMENT, MR. PRESIDENT ?
YOU KNOW...
RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH.
MR. PRESIDENT !
AWWW !
MR. PRESIDENT !
MR. PRESIDENT, WHEN YOUR
ADMINISTRATION
CAME UP WITH THIS
FIRST AMENDMENT,
DID IT NOT FORESEE A PROBLEM
LIKE THIS MIGHT HAPPEN ?
WELL, WE DIDN'T COME UP
WITH THE FIRST AMENDMENT.
IT WAS ALREADY IN PLACE.
WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO ABOUT
THIS 'FIRST AMENDMENT'
MR. PRESIDENT ?
FORGIVE ME, MR. PRESIDENT
BUT THIS 'FIRST AMENDMENT'
SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF
BUREAUCRATIC JIBBERY JOO.
THAT'S RIGHT
YEAH.
OKAY, LET'S DISCUSS
THE FALL LINEUP...
SIR, THERE'S STILL
ONE LITTLE BOY OUT HERE
WHO WANTS TO
SPEAK WITH YOU
ABOUT PULLING
THE FAMILY GUY EPISODE.
ALRIGHT, LET'S
GET THIS OVER WITH.
HELLO GENTLEMEN... LADIES...
MY NAME IS
'LITTLE DANNY POCKET'
AND I WON'T TAKE
MUCH OF YOUR TIME.
PLEASE EXCUSE
MY TINY CRUTCH,
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
I CAN GET AROUND THESE DAYS.
OWW...
POOR KID.
OH, POOR KID
POOR KID, YES.
YOU SEE... MY FATHER
WORKED FOR A NEWSPAPER
IN MY NATIVE COUNTRY
OF DENMAK.
HIS NEWSPAPER SHOWED
AN IMAGE OF MOHAMMED AND
TWO DAYS LATER, TERRORISTS
SUICIDE BOMBED HIS BUILDING.
I WAS IN THE LOBBY
WHEN IT HAPPENED.
FIRST ONE TERRORIST
SUICIDE BOMBED US,
THEN DOZENS MORE.
THEY JUST KEPT COMING...
SUICIDE BOMBERS RUNNING
IN THE BUILDING
AND BLOWING UP,
ONE AFTER ANOTHER.
THEY WERE LIKE
MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE
PEOPLE HERE AT YOUR
STUDIO GETTING HURT.
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE,
OF COURSE, YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
(coughing weakly )
OWWW....
I FEEL TERRIBLE...
IT'S SO EASY TO PUT
TERRORISM OUT OF MIND
UNTIL ONE OF ITS VICTIMS IS
STARING YOU IN THE FACE.
SIR, IF WE
PULL THE EPISODE
THE FAMILY GUY
WRITING STAFF
WILL REFUSE TO
WORK AGAIN.
LITTLE BOY - WILL YOU TALK TO
THE FAMILY GUY WRITING STAFF ?
IF YOUR STORY TOUCHES
THEIR HEARTS LIKE IT HAS OURS,
PERHAPS THEY'LL BACK DOWN
FROM DEMANDING
WE AIR THE EPISODE.
I'LL CERTAINLY
DO MY BEST.
( cough )
OW...
TAKE THIS NOBLE CHILD OVER
TO THE FAMILY GUY OFFICES.
IF HE CAN SCARE
THEM LIKE HE HAS US,
MAYBE WE CAN PULL THE
MOHAMMED EPISODE AFTER ALL.
( mumbling )
YES, AND THEN FAMILY GUY
IS AS GOOD AS DEAD.
WHAT WAS WHAT ?
I SAID THANK YOU,
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.
THANKS A LOT
FOR THE RIDE !
HEY IT'S THE
LEAST I COULD DO.
I HOPE YOU SUCCEED KID,
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE
FAMILY GUY GO OFF THE AIR.
I LOVE THAT SHOW !
I'LL DO
EVERYTHING I CAN.
I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S
JUST JOKE AFTER JOKE...
BUT I LIKE THAT.
AT LEAST IT DOESN'T
GET ALL PREACHY
AND UP ITS OWN ASS
WITH MESSAGES, Y'KNOW ?
EXCUSE ME !
DO YOU KNOW WHICH WAY THE
NETWORK PRESIDENT'S OFFICE IS ?
WHO WANTS TO KNOW ?
LOOK, MY FAT
BASTARD FRIEND
IS TRYING TO
TRICK THE NETWORK
INTO GETTING FAMILY GUY
OFF THE AIR.
THE NETWORK PRESIDENT'S
OFFICE IS IN THERE.
OH THANKS, DUDE.
NO PROBLEM, MAN.
HELLO ?
THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT...
COWABUNGA,
MOTHER-( bleep ) !
HELLO, MITCHELL.
OH HI,
MRS. TRAVIS.
THE PRESIDENT HAS ASKED
THAT LITTLE DANNY POCKET, HERE
SPEAK WITH THE
FAMILY GUY WRITING STAFF.
ARE YOU SURE ?
THEY'RE WORKING ON
A NEW EPISODE RIGHT NOW.
IT WON'T TAKE LONG, SIR...
( coughing ) OW.
ALRIGHT, I'LL
TAKE HIM BACK.
FOLLOW ME, LITTLE DANNY.
YOU MUST BE EXCITED.
NOT MANY PEOPLE GET TO
MEET OUR WRITING STAFF.
YES, I'M
TOTALLY EXCITED.
FAMILY GUY IS SO FUNNY.
WELL, HERE WE ARE.
DANNY...
THE FAMILY GUY
WRITING STAFF.
WHAT ?
WHAT ARE THEY ?
THEY'RE MANATEES.
GRETCHEN AND FLUBBER ARE
FROM THE GULF OF MEXICO.
TIGGER, PETE AND LUCY
ARE FROM THE CARIBBEAN SEA.
FAMILY GUY IS
WRITTEN BY MANATEES ?
OF COURSE... IT ALL
MAKES SENSE NOW.
THEY REALLY ARE
BRILLIANT CREATURES.
Y'SEE, THE RIGHT
SIDE OF THE TANK
IS FILLED WITH
'IDEA BALLS'
EACH IDEA BALL
HAS A VERB, NOUN,
OR POP CULTURE REFERENCE
WRITTEN ON IT.
THERE'S MILLIONS OF THEM.
THE MANATEES CHOOSE
AN IDEA BALL,
AND SWIM IT OVER
TO THE JOKE COMBINE
ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE TANK.
THERE GOES GRETCHEN !
SHE'S COMING UP
WITH AN IDEA !
SHE'S COME UP WITH
'GARY COLEMAN' !
THE IDEA BALLS
DROP INTO THE JOKE COMBINE
AND FORM A PART
OF THE NEW SCRIPT.
LAUNDRY - DATE - WINNING -
MEXICO - GARY COLEMAN.
A PERFECT FAMILY GUY JOKE,
I CAN SEE IT NOW !
PETER, YOU DIDN'T DO
THE LAUNDRY TODAY.
YOU THINK THAT'S BAD ?
REMEMBER THE TIME
I WON A DATE TO MEXICO
WITH GARY COLEMAN ?
QUE PASO SENORS ?
WHAT YOU TALKING
'BOUT, WILLIS ?
WAIT A MINUTE--
WAIT A MINUTE.
THESE MANATEES DEMANDED
THAT MOHAMMED BE SHOWN ?
HOW ?
MANATEES DON'T TALK !
WHEN FOX CENSORED THE IMAGE
OF MOHAMMED LAST WEEK,
IT ALSO MEANT THAT
THE MOHAMMED BALL
HAD TO COME OUT OF
THE IDEA TANK.
IT MADE THE MANATEES
VERY UPSET.
PULL JUST ONE IDEA BALL
OUT OF THE IDEA TANK,
AND THE MANATEES
STOP WORKING.
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
KEITH ?
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,
PUT IT BACK IN !
MANATEES ARE VERY
ETHICAL WRITERS.
EITHER EVERYTHING IS OKAY
TO WRITE ABOUT, OR NOTHING IS.
ANYWAY, THE PRESIDENT OF
THE NETWORK WANTED YOU
TO SPEAK WITH
THE MANATEES ?
OH, YES- YES.
UM... HELLO, MANATEES.
I THINK YOU SHOULD
ALLOW THE NETWORK
TO PULL YOUR EPISODE
WITH MOHAMMED.
SEE, I'M THE VICTIM
OF A TERRORIST ATTACK,
AND TERRORISTS MIGHT
COME AFTER YOU IF--
THAT ISN'T GOING TO
WORK ON THEM.
WHY NOT ?
DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT MANATEES ?
THEY'RE THE ONLY MAMMALS
THAT ARE COMPLETELY UNMOVED
BY TERRORIST THREATS.
SON OF A BITCH !
LET ME OUTTA HERE, KID,
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ?!
WELL, WELL, WELL...
CARTMAN !
HELLO, KYLE.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE
RUN INTO A LITTLE SNAG
IN YOUR PLAN AS WELL.
YOU FAT
SON OF A BITCH--
YOU CAME SO CLOSE TO
STOPPING ME, DIDN'T YOU KYLE ?
THERE WAS JUST ONE THING
YOU DIDN'T COUNT ON.
THAT MORE PEOPLE
BESIDES ME HATE FAMILY GUY.
YEAH !
WELL A LOT OF PEOPLE
LIKE FAMILY GUY TOO !
WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE IT
SHOULDN'T BE ON THE AIR ?!
SHUT UP !
YOU SHUT YOUR
( bleeping ) FACE, MAN !
DID IT WORK ?
DID YOU SCARE THE NETWORK
INTO PULLING THE EPISODE ?
NOT YET... BUT I'VE
COME UP WITH A NEW PLAN.
I'VE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE
THE FAMILY GUY WRITING STAFF
STOP WORKING.
AS SOON AS EVERYONE GOES
ON THEIR LUNCH BREAK
I CAN SNEAK BACK IN.
COOL, MAN.
CARTMAN, LET ME OUT
OF THIS STUPID NET !
GOOD, KYLE !
THAT'S GOOD ANGER
YOU'RE SHOWING THERE !
SEE THAT ?
THAT'S EMOTIONAL
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
BASED ON WHAT'S BEEN
HAPPENING IN THE STORYLINE.
NOT AT ALL
LIKE FAMILY GUY.
NOW IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME, KYLE.
I'VE GOT SOME IDEA BALLS TO
REMOVE FROM A MANATEE TANK.
WHAT ?!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT...
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM ?
WE DON'T KNOW, MR. PRESIDENT,
THEY JUST STOPPED WORKING.
BUT NOBODY TOOK ANY IDEA BALLS
OUT OF THE TANK, DID THEY ?
NO, SIR.
NONE OF US DID.
THEN WHY ARE THEY
REFUSING TO WRITE ?
I AGREED TO SHOW
MOHAMMED UNCENSORED !
I DID WHAT YOU ASKED !
WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM ME ?
SIR- SIR...
IF YOU DON'T
MIND MY SAYING.
I THINK YOU
ASKED FOR THIS.
YOU GAVE IN TO
THE MANATEES LAST WEEK.
NOW THEY KNOW
ALL THEY HAVE TO DO
IS REFUSE TO WORK AND THEY
CAN GET WHATEVER THEY WANT.
YOU SPOILED THEM
BY CAVING IN.
NOW THEY THINK THEY CAN
WALK ALL OVER YOU.
SIR, YOU ARE IN CHARGE
OF THIS NETWORK.
NOT THEM.
MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU
SHOWED THEM WHO'S IN CHARGE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S TIME I STOP LETTING
THESE PRIMA DONNA MANATEES
TELL ME WHAT TO DO !
I'M PULLING THE MOHAMMED
EPISODE, YOU GOT THAT ?
AND IF YOU ALL DON'T
WANT TO WORK TOMORROW,
YOU CAN JUST
FIND OTHER JOBS !
HOW LONG BEFORE FAMILY GUY
IS SUPPOSED TO AIR ?
TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES.
I GOTTA HURRY !
I DID IT !
I... AM... GOD !
* FAMILY GUY IS
GOING OFF THE AIR *
* NO MORE FAMILY GUY
FOR ME, MON FRERE *
CARTMAAAN !!
YOU ( bleep ) FAT ASS.
HOW THE HELL
DID YOU GET OUT ?
THAT KID AND I
HAD A LONG TALK.
I TOLD HIM HE WAS
ON A SLIPPERY SLOPE
TO BECOMING
A MONSTER LIKE YOU.
OH GOD DAMMIT, YOU
GAVE HIM ONE OF YOUR
GAY LITTLE SPEECHES
DIDN'T YOU ?
YOU ARE NOT
KILLING FAMILY GUY.
YOU'RE TOO LATE, KYLE.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE NETWORK
IS PULLING THE EPISODE.
FAMILY GUY IS
AS GOOD AS DEAD.
THERE'S STILL TIME TO
TELL THE NETWORK PRESIDENT
YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP !
I CAN'T LET YOU
DO THAT.
GET OUT OF MY WAY
OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.
FINE, KYLE...
I GUESS IT
WAS INEVITABLE.
LET THIS BE
OUR FINAL BATTLE.
AAAHGHGH !
OW... STOP IT !
KYLE, THAT'S
TOO HARD !
OW, QUIT IT !
QUIT IT, KYLE !
STOP IT !
QUIT IT !
OKAY, OKAY,
KYLE- TIME OUT !
TIME OUT !
TIME OUT !
TIME IN !
OKAY, TIME OUT !
TIME OUT ! TIME OUT !
NO MORE
TIME OUTS, FAT ASS !
KYLE, TIME OUT !
ACK !
KYLE, KYLE.
GET THE--
KYLE.
KYLE, DUDE THAT WAS
IN THE BALLS !
DUDE, SERIOUSLY THAT
WAS IN THE BALLS !
NO HITTING
IN THE BALLS !!
KYLE ! OW ! OW !!
LET ME
UP KYLE !
LET ME UP KYLE !
OKAY, STOP IT !!
OKAY, OKAY !!
OKAY YOU WIN !
YOU WIN !
I GIVE UP !
UGH !!
HA HA... I HAD
MY FINGERS CROSSED.
( thonk )
THANKS, KID.
NETWORK CONTROL,
THIS IS THE PRESIDENT.
I WANT YOU TO
PULL THE EPISODE.
WHAT ?
MR. PRESIDENT,
ARE YOU SURE ?
I'M SURE.
BEGIN EPISODE JETTISON
SEQUENCE 0-2-900.
ABORT SYSTEM INITIATED.
AWAITING CONFIRMATION.
MR. PRESIDENT, WE NEED
YOUR FINAL APPROVAL CODE.
PRESIDENTIAL APPROVAL CODE
ZERO, ZERO, DESTRUCT-
SIR, MR. TELEVISION EXECUTIVE !
STOP !
WHO ARE YOU ?
LISTEN TO ME.
THE LITTLE BOY WHO
CONVINCED YOU TO
PULL THE EPISODE
IS A BASTARD CHILD.
HE ONLY WANTS YOU TO
PULL IT BECAUSE HE KNOWS
IT WILL BE THE END OF
FAMILY GUY FOREVER.
THE END OF
FAMILY GUY ?
MR. PRESIDENT, WE NEED
FINAL AUTHORIZATION.
HOLD ON, JULIE...
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT KID ?
PULLING AN EPISODE BECAUSE
SOMEBODY IS OFFENDED
STARTS A CHAIN REACTION.
YOU'LL HAVE TO PULL
MORE AND MORE EPISODES
UNTIL THE SHOW GOES
OFF THE AIR COMPLETELY.
IT'S WHAT HAPPENED
TO LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY.
YOU MEAN...
THE MANATEES AREN'T
TRYING TO RUN THE NETWORK ?
WHAT MANATEES ?
GO AHEAD MR. PRESIDENT
CONTINUE WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
NO, YOU HAVE TO
SHOW MOHAMMED,
MR. PRESIDENT !
MR. PRESIDENT WE'RE
AWAITING YOUR ORDERS !
SIR, JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT
YOU'RE DOING TO FREE SPEECH.
NO, THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE
WHO COULD GET HURT.
I... I DON'T KNOW
WHO TO LISTEN TO !
OKAY, I'LL MAKE IT
EASY FOR YOU.
PULL THE
MOHAMMED EPISODE NOW.
OKAY, I'LL LISTEN TO YOU.
JULIE-
NO, WAIT- YOU CAN'T
LISTEN TO HIM !
HE'S A LYING
DECEITFUL MONSTER
WHO ONLY WANTS
FAMILY GUY OFF THE AIR !
BUT HE HAS A GUN.
YOU CAN'T DO
WHAT HE WANTS,
JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE
THREATENING YOU WITH VIOLENCE !
SHUT UP, KYLE !
I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR PEOPLE GETTING HURT.
ESPECIALLY ME.
YES, PEOPLE
CAN GET HURT.
THAT'S HOW
TERRORISM WORKS.
BUT IF YOU GIVE IN
TO THAT, DOUG,
YOU'RE ALLOWING
TERRORISM TO WORK.
DO THE RIGHT THING HERE.
GIVE THE ORDER TO PULL
THE EPISODE, MR. PRESIDENT.
I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE
IN THE OFFICE STILL !
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
HALF-DAY FRIDAY !
MR. PRESIDENT,
30 SECONDS TO AIR TIME.
WHAT DO YOU
WANT US TO DO ?
DO THE RIGHT THING,
MR. PRESIDENT.
HOW ABOUT I ALLOW
THE EPISODE TO AIR,
BUT JUST CENSOR OUT
THE IMAGE OF MOHAMMED AGAIN ?
I WISH THAT
WAS GOOD ENOUGH.
BUT IF YOU
CENSOR OUT MOHAMMED,
THEN SOON YOU'LL
HAVE TO CENSOR OUT MORE.
NO GAY SPEECHES, KYLE !
IF YOU DON'T
SHOW MOHAMMED,
THEN YOU'VE MADE
A DISTINCTION
BETWEEN WHAT IS
OKAY TO POKE FUN AT
AND WHAT ISN'T.
EITHER IT'S
ALL OKAY,
OR NONE OF IT IS.
FIVE SECONDS
MR. PRESIDENT !
DO THE RIGHT THING.
SHOW MOHAMMED.
DO-THE RIGHT-THING.
MR. PRESIDENT,
WE NEED A DECISION NOW !
FAMILY GUY GOES
ON AIR AS PLANNED.
UNCENSORED.
YES !
NO- NO,
I HATE FAMILY GUY !
( click click click )
AIR IT !
( bell ringing )
PETER, YOU GOT
A PINK SLIP AT WORK ?
YOU THINK THAT'S BAD ?
REMEMBER THE TIME I GOT
A SALMON HELMET FROM MOHAMMED
WHILE WEARING A TOGA ?
( doorbell )
COMING, MOHAMMED !
WOW, A SALMON HELMET !
THANKS !
ANYWAY, WHAT WERE
WE TALKING ABOUT ?
OH YEAH, MY PINK SLIP.
HEY... THAT WASN'T
BAD AT ALL...
THEY JUST SHOWED MOHAMMED
STANDING THERE, LOOKING NORMAL !
MR. PRESIDENT !
THE TERRORISTS
ARE RETALIATING !!
WHAT ? !
AND AS SOON AS THE IMAGE
OF MOHAMMED APPEARED
TERRORIST LEADER AL ZAWAHRI
ANNOUNCED THE RETALIATION !
HELLO !
I AM AN AMERICAN !
I'M AN AMERICAN TOO !
WE LIKE TO
CRAP ON EACH OTHER !
I AM THE PRESIDENT BUSH,
I WILL CRAP ON BOTH YOU.
OH WE LOVE TO CRAP !
I'M AMERICAN !
I'M PREGNANT WITH A BABY
BUT I'M NOT MARRIED.
LET'S CRAP !!
LOOK AT ME,
I'M JESUS.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO
CRAP ON YOU, MR. BUSH ?
( all )
MMMMM, YUMMY YUMMY CRAP !
GET THE--
KYLE.
KYLE, DUDE THAT WAS
IN THE BALLS !
DUDE, SERIOUSLY THAT
WAS IN THE BALLS !
NO HITTING
IN THE BALLS !!
KYLE !

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