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* I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME *
* FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE *
* HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION *
* GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND *
* AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT *
* PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" *
* HEADED ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA SEE IF
I CAN'T UNWIND *
* ( mumbling ) *
* COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE **
OH DUDE...
I JUST TOOK
THE BIGGEST CRAP !
HEY, WHERE ARE
YOU GUYS ?
WE'RE OVER HERE,
BY THE CART !
OKAY, I'M BACK.
DUDE, WE'VE BEEN
WAITING FOREVER !
WELL I'M SORRY,
I HAD TO TAKE A DUMP !
IF YOU DIDN'T
EAT SO MUCH
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DIARRHEA
ALL THE TIME, FAT ASS.
HEY, I DON'T NEED TO
TAKE ANY LIP
FROM A FRICKIN' GIRL !
( mumbling )
I THINK KYLE HAS SWEET--
HA, HA, TOTALLY !
( Kyle )
COME ON, WE HAVE TO
FINISH THE QUEST
IN STONEHAVEN.
STAN ?
STAN ?
HANG ON GUYS,
MY DAD WANTS SOMETHING.
STANNN !
WHAT !
YOU'VE BEEN ON YOUR
COMPUTER ALL WEEKEND !
SHOULDN'T YOU GO OUT AND
SOCIALIZE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ?
I AM SOCIALIZING, R-TARD !
I'M LOGGED ON TO
AN M-M-O-R-P-G
WITH PEOPLE FROM
ALL OVER THE WORLD
AND GETTING X-P WITH
MY PARTY USING TEAMSPEAK.
I'M NOT AN R-TARD...
ALRIGHT,
SORRY GUYS.
SO WHERE TO NOW ?
SEE WHERE I AM-
IT'S THIS WAY.
YEAH, COME ON,
LET'S GO.
RIGHT-CLICK ON ME TO FOLLOW.
I AM THE MIGHTIEST DWARF
IN ALL OF AZEROTH !
WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE
PLAYING RIGHT NOW !
YEAH, IT'S BULLCRAP.
I'LL BET HALF OF
THESE PEOPLE ARE KOREANS.
OH CRAP, IT'S
THAT GUY AGAIN !
WHO IS THIS ?
THIS IS THE GUY
THAT KEPT KILLING US
LAST NIGHT AFTER
YOU WENT TO BED !
GET OUTTA HERE, ASSHOLE !
HE'S A WAY HIGHER
LEVEL THAN US !
IT ISN'T FAIR !
IT'S ALRIGHT,
HE CAN'T KILL US
UNLESS WE AGREE TO DUEL.
AHHHG... UGHN !
OH MY GOD,
HE KILLED KENNY !
YOU BASTARD !
AHGHGH !
UUUGHNNN !
DON'T YOU HAVE
BETTER THINGS TO DO
THAN GOING ONLINE,
KILLING PEOPLE ?
NO, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO
START OVER
AT THE GRAVEYARD, NO !
CRAP !
THAT SON OF A BITCH !
WHO IS THAT GUY ?
WHOEVER HE IS,
HE IS ONE TOUGH
BAD ASS.
"WORLD OF WARCRAFT"
SUPPORT LINE.
YEAH, WE BOUGHT YOUR GAME,
AND PLAY IT ONLINE.
BUT EVERY TIME
WE LOG IN
SOME OTHER PLAYER
COMES IN AND KILLS US.
OH, THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN.
WE DESIGNED
THE GAME SO THAT
PLAYERS HAVE TO AGREE
TO A DUEL
BEFORE THEY CAN
KILL EACH OTHER.
YEAH, WELL THIS GUY
DOES IT ANYWAY !
HE'S A GOD DAMN
BUTTHOLE !
REALLY, THAT'S ODD-
-more people calling in
about their characters
getting killed.
OH, NO.
WELL, WE'LL CERTAINLY
KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR THAT PLAYER
AND BAN HIM
FROM THE NETWORK.
Better tell
the guys upstairs !
FELLOW BOARD MEMBERS,
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
SOMEBODY IN THE
WORLD OF WARCRAFT
IS IGNORING
THE WORLD'S RULES...
AND IS GOING AROUND
KILLING INNOCENT PLAYERS.
WHY KILL
INNOCENT PLAYERS ?
THE GAME IS ABOUT
FINISHING QUESTS.
WE'VE GOT TO DELETE HIM
FROM THE SERVERS.
WE CAN'T.
WHOEVER THIS PLAYER IS,
HE'S PLAYED
"WORLD OF WARCRAFT" SO MUCH,
THAT HE HAS REACHED A LEVEL
WE THOUGHT UNREACHABLE...
HE IS ACTUALLY ABLE
TO KILL OUR ADMINS
AND HE GROWS STRONGER
EVERY DAY.
JESUS, I'VE GOT TO
GET HOME !
MY KIDS ARE PLAYING
WORLD OF WARCRAFT,
RIGHT NOW !
JIM... YOUR KIDS CHARACTERS
ARE ALREADY DEAD.
NO...
NO...
THEY JUST
STARTED PLAYING !
WHAT KIND OF PERSON
WOULD DO THIS ?
ONLY ONE KIND-
WHOEVER THIS PERSON IS
HE HAS PLAYED
WORLD OF WARCRAFT
NEARLY EVERY HOUR
OF EVERY DAY
FOR THE PAST
YEAR AND A HALF.
GENTLEMEN, WE ARE DEALING
WITH SOMEONE HERE WHO...
HAS ABSOLUTELY
NO LIFE.
HOW DO YOU KILL...
THAT WHICH HAS NO LIFE ?
RANDY, YOU WORKING ON
THAT SEDIMENT ANALYSIS ?
NOT NOW, NELSON, I JUST JOINED
A BIG PARTY OF NIGHT ELVES
AND WE'RE GOING TO EXPLORE
THE TOWER OF AZORA TOGETHER.
IS THAT
A COMPUTER GAME ?
NO, R-TARD,
IT'S AN M-M-O-R-P-G.
THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE
I'M PLAYING WITH, SEE ?
I'M A HUNTER, LEVEL 2.
I CAN CHAT WITH ALL
THESE OTHER PEOPLE.
I CAN EVEN WAVE
TO THIS GUY - SEE ?
HELLO !
IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD
I'M A SIMPLE GEOLOGIST.
BUT IN HERE...
I AM FALCORN,
DEFENDER OF THE ALLIANCE.
I HAVE BRAVED
THE FARGODEEP MINE,
DEFEATED THE BLOODFISH
AT JEROD'S LANDING--
ARRRGHHH !
HM, LOOKS LIKE THAT GUY
JUST KILLED YOU.
WHAT ?!
WHY ?
WHY ?!
MY FRIENDS,
AS YOU ALL KNOW
SOME GIANT BUTTHOLE KEEPS
LOGGING ONTO WARCRAFT
AND KILLING
ALL OUR CHARACTERS.
THE PAST FOUR NIGHTS
WE'VE TRIED TO PLAY
HE SHOWS UP
AND KILLS US !
HE KILLED MY CHARACTER
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF A QUEST !
MINE TOO !
WE'VE LEARNED THAT
THE FOUR OF US
CAN'T FIGHT HIM ALONE.
BUT IF WE ALL
LOG IN TOGETHER
WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE.
HEY, YEAH !
WE CAN REALLY STICK IT
TO THAT ASS MUNCH.
ARE YOU GUYS DUMB ?
WE CAN'T BEAT HIM,
EVEN WITH ALL OF US.
IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.
DUDE, WE HAVE TO TRY.
I'VE GOT BETTER
THINGS TO DO.
CLYDE, CLYDE !
IF YOU HAD A CHANCE RIGHT NOW
TO GO BACK IN TIME
AND STOP HITLER,
WOULDN'T YOU DO IT ?
I MEAN, I PERSONALLY
WOULDN'T STOP HIM
CUZ I THINK HE WAS AWESOME,
BUT YOU WOULD, RIGHT ?
I'M JUST GONNA
STOP PLAYING.
WHEN HITLER ROSE TO POWER
THERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE
WHO JUST 'STOPPED PLAYING'.
YOU KNOW WHO
THOSE PEOPLE WERE ?
THE FRENCH.
ARE YOU
FRENCH, CLYDE ?
NO.
VOULEZ VOUS COUCHER
AVEC MOI, CLYDE ?
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,
I'LL DO IT !
SO WHAT'S
THE P-P-PLAN ?
ALRIGHT, LOG IN TONIGHT
FROM YOUR COMPUTERS
AT PRECISELY 7:30.
WE WILL MEET HERE ON THE
PLAINS OF THE ELWYNN FOREST
NEAR WESTFALL.
MY FRIENDS... TO VICTORY !
TO VICTORY !
TO VICTORY !
TO VICTORY !
I DON'T PLAY
"WORLD OF WARCRAFT".
BUTTERS, YOU SAID YOU'RE
ON YOUR COMPUTER ALL THE TIME.
YEAH, BUT I'M PLAYING
'HELLO KITTY ISLAND ADVENTURE'.
BUTTERS, GO BUY
WORLD OF WARCRAFT,
INSTALL IT ON YOUR COMPUTER,
AND JOIN THE ONLINE SENSATION
BEFORE WE ALL MURDER YOU.
OH, ALRIGHT,
ALRIGHT THEN...
ALRIGHT, YOU GUYS
THIS IS IT !
WHEN THE ATTACK BEGINS
ALL WARRIORS CLICK ON
"DEFENSIVE STANCE"
EVERYONE ELSE WAIT FOR CRAIG
TO CAST HIS INTELLECT BUFF.
OKAY !
GOT IT !
THE BATTLE
IS SURE TO BE LONG
SO MAKE SURE YOU ALL HAVE
YOUR SPECIAL ABILITIES
MACRO'D TO YOUR KEYBOARDS.
ALRIGHT, ERIC, YOU CAN
C-C-C-COUNT ON US.
TIMMY !
THIS SHALL BE A DAY
FOR ALL TO REMEMBER !
LET US BRAVELY CHARGE
THE FIELDS OF AZEROTH !
FROM WHICH-
HEY FELLAS !
BOY, THIS IS
NEAT-O HUH ?
BUTTERS, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING ?
I GOT WORLD OF WARCRAFT
LIKE YOU SAID.
YOU CAN'T BE THE DWARF
CHARACTER, BUTTERS,
I'M THE DWARF.
WUL, THERE'S ONLY LIKE
FOUR RACES TO CHOOSE FROM !
SO PICK ANOTHER ONE-
I'M THE DWARF YOU
STUPID ASSHOLE.
LOG OUT, CREATE
A NEW CHARACTER
AND LOG BACK IN !
I LIKE "HELLO KITTY
ISLAND ADVENTURE"
A LOT MORE THAN
THIS STUFF...
COME ON,
LET'S DO THIS !
YEAH, MY MOM SAYS HAVE TO
BE IN BED AT 9:30 !
THEN, LET'S MOVE OUT !
ARRRH !
ARRRH !
ARRRH !
AGHGH !
AHGGH !
AGHGH !
AGHGH !
LOOK, THERE HE IS !
EVERYONE HOLD !
HE'S TARGETING US !
PREPARE TO CHARGE !
SCROLL OVER HIM WITH
YOUR MOUSE CURSORS...
AND... RIGHT CLICK !
ARRRH !
ARRRH !
ARRRH !
WHAT THE-- !
OH JESUS,
HE SUMMONED SCORPIONS !
( all yelling )
ARRGH,
I'M BURNING !
OH JESUS, I'M BURNING !
KENNY'S DOWN...
KENNY IS DOWN !
AAHGH !
BUT I'M GONNA
POOP IN MY PANTS !
IKE, LOOK OUT !
AAHGG, KYLE !
ALRIGHT CLYDE, HIT HIM
WITH YOUR CROSSBOW !
HIT HIM NOW, CLYDE !
CLYDE ?!
CLYDE !
Clyde, you asshole !
GODDAMMIT,
WE LOST CLYDE !
HEY STAN, CAN I PLAY
WITH YOU GUYS ?
DAD ?
YEAH, I'M PLAYING
FROM THE OFFICE.
DAD GET OFF OFF
OUR TEAMSPEAK LINE !
UGHNNN...
THAT'S IT I'M DEAD.
UUGHNN !
THAT'S IT,
SCREW THIS GAME.
NO... GET IT OFF...
GODDDD....
GOD F---KING DAMMIT !
OH JESUS...
OH GOD NO...
WHAT ?
HE'S JUST FINISHED KILLING
EVERY SINGLE PLAYER
IN THE ARATHI HIGHLANDS.
HOW MANY PEOPLE'S
CHARACTERS WERE IN THERE ?
OVER FIVE THOUSAND.
THERE ARE OVER
SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE
WHO LOG ON TO
WORLD OF WARCRAFT !
ARE YOU TELLING ME
ALL THOSE PEOPLE'S CHARACTERS
ARE GOING TO DIE
AND THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO TO SAVE THEM ?!
YES... AND IT
WON'T BE LONG BEFORE
EVERYONE GETS REALLY,
REALLY FRUSTRATED
AND STOPS
PLAYING ALTOGETHER.
GENTLEMEN... THIS COULD
VERY WELL LEAD TO
THE END OF THE WORLD...
OF WARCRAFT.
NO !
NOOO !
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU GUYS DOING ?
DON'T TELL ME YOU ALL QUIT
PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT, TOO !
DUDE, WE'RE DONE.
WE'RE SICK OF GETTING
KILLED ALL THE TIME.
GUYS WHEN THINGS LOOK BAD,
YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE UP
ON THE WORLD... OF WARCRAFT.
WE DON'T HAVE
A CHOICE DUDE.
THAT GUY KILLED OUR
CHARACTERS 14 TIMES !
I HAVE A SOLUTION,
YOU GUYS.
THAT GUY CAN
KILL US SO EASILY
BECAUSE HE'S
A SUPER-HIGH LEVEL, RIGHT ?
BUT IF WE WERE
SUPER-HIGH LEVEL TOO...
WE CAN'T GET
TO A HIGHER LEVEL
BECAUSE THAT DUDE DOESN'T
LET US FINISH QUESTS !
THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO
JUST LOG IN,
AND STAY IN THE FOREST...
KILLING BOARS.
BOARS ?
THERE ARE LOTS OF
COMPUTER-GENERATED BOARS
THAT DIE WITH
JUST ONE BLOW.
DUDE, BOARS ARE ONLY WORTH
TWO EXPERIENCE POINTS A PIECE !
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
WE WOULD HAVE TO KILL
TO GET UP
30 LEVELS ?
YES...
65,340,285.
WHICH SHOULD TAKE US
7 WEEKS, 5 DAYS,
13 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES-
GIVING OURSELVES
3 HOURS A NIGHT TO SLEEP.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS ?
YOU CAN JUST HANG OUTSIDE
ALL DAY IN THE SUN ALL DAY
TOSSING A BALL AROUND,
OR YOU CAN SIT
AT YOUR COMPUTER
AND DO SOMETHING
THAT MATTERS...
* LIVE TO WIN *
* 'TIL YOU DIE *
* 'TIL THE LIGHT'S
OUT IN YOUR EYE *
* LIVE TO WIN *
* TAKE IT ALL *
* JUST KEEP FIGHTING
'TIL YOU FALL *
* DAY BY DAY
KICK IT ALL THE WAY *
* I'M NOT CAVIN' IN *
* THEN ANOTHER ROUND
BEGINS *
* LIVE TO WIN *
* YEAHHH *
* LIVE *
* YEAHHH *
* WIN *
SIR, YOU BETTER
HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
FOUR OF OUR SUBSCRIBERS.
THEY'VE GONE UP
FIFTY LEVELS IN
THREE WEEKS !
MY GOD...
THEY MUST HAVE
NO LIVES AT ALL !
A HOPE ?
A CHANCE...
* LIVE TO WIN *
* 'TIL YOU DIE *
* 'TIL THE LIGHT'S
OUT IN YOUR EYE... *
DUDE,
MY MOUSE-CLICKING FINGER HURTS.
KEEP CLICKING, KYLE,
YOU CAN DO IT !
* ... JUST KEEP FIGHTING
'TIL YOU FALL *
* DAY BY DAY
KICK IT ALL THE WAY *
* I'M NOT CAVIN' IN *
* THEN ANOTHER ROUND
BEGINS *
* LIVE TO WIN *
* YEAHHH *
* LIVE *
* YEAHHH *
* WIN **
THE ADMINS TELL US,
THEY ARE FOUR PLAYERS
FROM A SMALL TOWN
IN COLORADO.
ARE THEY STRONG ENOUGH
TO DEFEAT THE EVIL ONE ?
WE RAN THE NUMBERS, EVEN WITH
THEIR AMAZING RISE IN LEVELS,
THEY HAVE A NINETY PERCENT
MORTALITY PROBABILITY.
THEY'D BE WALKING
INTO A SLAUGHTER.
THERE HAS TO BE, SOME WAY
WE CAN HELP THEM...
WHAT ABOUT...
"THE SWORD OF
A THOUSAND TRUTHS" ?
QUIET, THOMAS, WE AREN'T
TO EVEN SPEAK OF THAT SWORD !
BUT MAYBE THESE
NEW PLAYERS
ARE THE ONES
THE PROPHECY
FORETOLD OF !
IT IS NOT
AN OPTION !
WHAT IS THIS SWORD ?
LONG AGO, WHEN THE
WORLD OF WARCRAFT WAS CREATED,
ONE OF THE PROGRAMMERS
PUT A SWORD, CALLED
"THE SWORD OF
A THOUSAND TRUTHS"
INTO THE GAME INVENTORY.
APPARENTLY IT COULD CAUSE
120 DAMAGE PER SECOND
WITH AN INSTANT MANA BURN
AND AN ENCHANTMENT
THAT BOOSTED STAMINA
PLUS EIGHTY.
BUT, THE SWORD WAS
CONSIDERED TO BE
TOO POWERFUL FOR
ANYONE TO POSSESS.
SO IT WAS REMOVED
FROM THE GAME
AND STORED ON
A ONE-GIG FLASH DRIVE.
BUT IT WAS FORETOLD
THAT ONE DAY
PLAYERS WHO COULD
WIELD THE SWORD
MIGHT REVEAL THEMSELVES.
WHO FORETOLD
THIS PROPHECY ?
SALTZMAN...
HE'S IN ACCOUNTING.
BEHOLD... THE SWORD OF
A THOUSAND TRUTHS.
WE MUST GET THIS SWORD
TO THE ONES WHO HAVE PROVEN
THEY HAVE NO LIFE.
LET'S JUST HOPE TO CHRIST
THEY DON'T START THE BATTLE
BEFORE WE CAN REACH THEM.
ALRIGHT YOU GUYS.
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
IS HERE.
IT IS TIME FOR
OUR FINAL BATTLE.
EVERYONE, LOG IN !
I'M IN.
ME TOO.
OKAY.
EVERYONE EQUIP HEALING POTIONS
TO THE HOTBAR
IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY.
UH, KYLE GO AHEAD AND CAST
ARCANE BRILLIANCE
TO RAISE OUR INTELLIGENCE.
HANG ON, I'M CHAINING MY
FIRESPELLS FOR MAX RANGE.
NICE.
STAN, WHAT ENCHANTMENT DOES
YOUR CLOAK OF THE TIGER HAVE ?
PLUS 15 AGILITY.
GIVE THE CLOAK
TO KENNY
HE NEEDS THE AGILITY BOOST
FOR BOW ATTACKS.
'KAY.
HOLD ON, THIS FIGHT COULD LAST
MORE THAN TWELVE HOURS.
WHAT IF WE
RUN OUT OF FOOD ?
DON'T WORRY, I HAVE
THAT COVERED.
MOM ?
Yes, hon ?
MORE HOT POCKETS.
Right away, hon.
THAT'S UBER-COOL.
ALRIGHT,
EVERYONE READY ?
READY.
READY.
LET'S GO GET 'IM !
WAIT...
I THINK I SEE HIM.
YEAH - HE'S HERE
IN GOLDSHIRE.
OKAY, EVERYONE OPEN
A YOUR F-LIST
AND AUTO-LOCATE TO STAN.
WHAT'S THE
AUTO-LOCATE MACRO ?
COMMAND-ZERO.
OKAY, RIGHT BEHIND STAN.
KENNY, GET READY TO
TURN ON TRUE-SHOT AURA.
AT THAT MOMENT I WILL
USE INTIMIDATING SHOUT.
OKAY, HE SEES US.
HE'S TARGETED US.
OKAY, HIT HIM WITH
PYROBLAST, KYLE.
CASTING.
THERE'S AN 8-SECOND
CAST TIME.
AREN'T YOU SPEC'ED
TO REDUCE CAST TIME ?
NO, I'M AN
ARCANE FIRE MAGE.
CHRIST...
HE CAST
SUMMON AGAIN.
EVERYONE TARGET
THE SCORPIONS...
YES ?
WE ARE LOOKING FOR
A GREAT KNIGHT
BY THE NAME OF
"LUVS2SPOOGE".
THAT'S MY SON'S
CHARACTER'S NAME IN WARCRAFT.
WHERE IS HE ?
WHO ARE YOU ?
SIR, WE DON'T
HAVE TIME !
WE JUST HEARD
FROM OUR ADMINS
THAT YOUR SON'S PARTY
IS ALREADY IN BATTLE !
UNLESS THEY
HAVE THIS SWORD
YOUR SON'S CHARACTER
IS GOING TO DIE.
OH MY GOD !
( cup breaks )
KYLE, FIRE SPELL !
HAAH-- HAHG ?
KYLE ?
AHGGH !
KYLE, DUDE,
WHAT'S WRONG ?
CARPEL TUNNEL !
CARPEL TUNNEL !
IT'S BAD--
AAAGHGH !
OH JESUS,
HE'S GOT IT BAD !
QUICK,
WE NEED BEN GAY !
HURRY, DUDE !
I'M GOING AS
FAST AS I CAN !
KYLE, YOU HAVE TO
KEEP PLAYING.
I CAN'T, JUST
LEAVE ME BEHIND.
WE CAN'T DO THIS
WITHOUT YOU !
NOW COME ON !
STAN, STAN !
SHARON,
WHERE'S STAN ?
I DON'T KNOW.
HE TOOK HIS
COMPUTER SOMEWHERE
TO PLAY THAT STUPID
ONLINE GAME.
STUPID ?
WHERE ?
I DON'T KNOW.
SHARON, HIS CHARACTER
IS GOING TO DIE
IF WE DON'T
GET TO HIM !
SO WHAT ?
SO WHAT ?!
SO WHAT ?!
WE'RE TOO LATE...
WITHOUT THE SWORD
THE PLAYERS WILL FAIL.
IF WE COULD GET
TO A COMPUTER,
WE COULD SIGN ON
TO THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT
AND GIVE THE BOYS
THE SWORD ONLINE.
I DON'T HAVE A
WORLD OF WARCRAFT
ACCOUNT, DO YOU !
NO, I HAVE A LIFE !
GIVE ME THE SWORD.
YOU ?
I HAVE A
WARCRAFT CHARACTER.
I'M A NEWB,
BUT I CAN LOG ON
AND GET THE SWORD
TO STAN ONLINE.
WE CAN'T TRUST THE
SWORD OF A THOUSAND TRUTHS
TO A NEWB !
SOUNDS TO ME LIKE
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
GIVE ME THE SWORD.
AHHHH...
COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO
GET TO A COMPUTER THAT WORKS !
WHERE'S YOUR CAR ?
WE TOOK
A CAB HERE !
DAMMIT, MINE'S
IN THE SHOP !
HEY- HELP, STOP !
PLEASE, IT'S
AN EMERGENCY !
UGHN !
COME ON !
NELSON... NELSON !
I NEED TO COME OVER
AND USE YOUR COMPUTER !
NO, I NEED TO PLAY
WORLD OF WARCRAFT !
NELSON ?
( chips crunching )
ALRIGHT, MAJOR STONE SHIELD
POTIONS SHOULD BE-
OH GOD, I'M GONNA
HAVE DIARRHEA AGAIN.
URHGGH...
YOU CAN'T GO
TO THE BATHROOM,
YOUR STACKING
SUNDOR ARMOR.
IT'S OKAY-
MOM, BATHROOM !
What, hon ?
BATHROOM !
BATHROOM !
OH-HO, THAT'S
A BIG BOY, ISN'T HE ?
ALRIGHT, KENNY DRINK YOUR
ELIXIR OF THE MONGOOSE,
I AM NOW GOING TO
USE MOCKING BLOW...
WORLD OF WARCRAFT,
I NEED TO PLAY !
OUR DEMO IS SET UP
RIGHT OVER BY THE--
AGH !
GOT TO...
SIGN IN...
CHARACTER NAME...
ALRIGHT, I'M IN !
DUDE, I'M ALMOST DEAD.
KYLE, CAST
ARCANE MISSILES !
I'M OUT OF MANA,
I TOLD YOU !
I'VE GOT TO HEAL !
STANN !
DAD, NOT NOW !
STAN, I'VE BEEN SENT HERE
TO BRING YOU THIS...
THIS SWORD CAN COMPLETELY
DRAIN HIS MANA !
DAD, HOW DID
YOU GET THAT ?
NO TIME,
JUST TAKE IT !
HERE !
HOW- HOW DO YOU
HAND SOMETHING
FROM ONE PLAYER
TO ANOTHER ?
BRING UP YOUR
INVENTORY SCREEN-
CONTROL-I !
OKAY...
STAN WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING ?
I GOT IT !
AAGHGH !
DADDD !
STANNN...
DAD NO !
YOU KILLED MY FATHER...
AAGH !
UGHH !
HIS SHIELD AND ARMOR
SPELLS ARE DOWN !
ATTACK !
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
ABOUT TO GET PWNED.
RARHGHGH !
DAD, DAD ?
STANN...
I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE
TO SAY THIS BEFORE BUT...
I LOVE YOU, SON.
I KNOW YOU DO, DAD.
ARGHGH, ARHGHGGH....
ARGHGH... ARHGHGH...
THEY DID IT !
OUR WORLD
IS SAVED !
THEY DID IT,
THEY KILLED HIM !
THEY DID IT !
THEY KILLED HIM !
WE CAN COME OUT !
ALRIGHT !
YES !
YEAH !
ALRIGHT.
WOO HOO.
WE DID IT, YOU GUYS
WE'RE TOTALLY HEROES.
THAT WAS SUCH
UBER-PWNAGE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S ALL OVER.
WHAT DO
WE DO NOW ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
NOW WE CAN FINALLY
PLAY THE GAME.
OH YEAH.
OKAY, KENNY ADD
EYES OF THE BEAST
TO YOUR HOTBAR.
STAN CHECK YOUR FURY TALENTS
TO BOOST YOUR SHOUTS...
GOT IT.
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CARPEL TUNNEL !
CARPEL TUNNEL !
AAAGHGH !
OH JESUS,
HE'S GOT IT BAD !
QUICK, WE NEED
BEN GAY !
HURRY, DUDE !
I'M GOING AS
FAST AS I CAN !
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