1 Ocak 2012 Pazar

South Park S10E01 The Return of Chef


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* I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME *
* FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE *
* HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION *
* GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND *
* AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT *
* PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" *
* HEADED ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK *
* GONNA SEE IF
I CAN'T UNWIND *
* ( mumbling ) *
* COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK *
* AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE **
YOU GUYS,
YOU GUYS !
CHEF IS GOING AWAY.
GOING AWAY ?
FOR HOW LONG ?
FOREVER.
I'M SORRY, BOYS.
( Stan )
CHEF SAID HE'S BEEN BORED,
SO HE'S JOINING A GROUP CALLED
"THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB."
WOW !
CHEF, WHAT KIND OF
QUESTIONS DO YOU THINK
ADVENTURING AROUND THE WORLD
IS GONNA ANSWER ?!
"WHAT'S THE
MEANING OF LIFE ?"
"WHY ARE WE HERE ?"
I HOPE YOU'RE MAKING
THE RIGHT CHOICE.
I'M GONNA MISS HIM...
I'M GONNA MISS CHEF, AND
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL HIM !
DUDE, HOW ARE WE
GONNA GO ON ?
CHEF WAS OUR F-F-FRIEND.
AND WE WILL ALL
MISS YOU, CHEF.
BUT WE KNOW YOU MUST DO
WHAT YOUR HEART TELLS YOU.
BYE BYE !
GOODBYE !
SO LONG, CHEF !
GOODBYE, CHEF!
HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH
THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB !
GOODBYE.
SEE YOU LATER !
GOODBYE !
( sobbing )
AND NOW PART TWO OF
"LIFE WITHOUT CHEF"...
DRAW TWO CARDS,
FAT ASS.
REVERSE TO YOU, JEW.
( doorbell )
I'LL GET IT.
HELLO THERE, CHILDREN !
HE'S BACK !!
WOO-HOO !
ALRIGHT !
CHEF, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE BACK !
WELL, IT'S TRUE.
BUT ARE YOU
BACK FOR GOOD ?!
THAT'S RIGHT.
HEY, EVERYBODY,
CHEF'S BACK !
CHEF !
ALRIGHT !
OH, FINALLY !
( all laughing )
THAT'S GREAT !
WOW, IT SEEMS LIKE
YOU HAD A GREAT TIME
WITH THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB,
CHEF.
THEY SOUND LIKE REALLY
INTERESTING PEOPLE !
YEAH.
BUT NOW THAT
YOU'RE BACK HERE,
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE NOT IN THE
SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB ANYMORE ?
NO, NO !
OH, SO HAVE YOU DECIDED
YOU CAN STILL BELONG
TO THE
SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB,
BUT LIVE HERE IN
SOUTH PARK AGAIN ?
THAT'S RIGHT !
WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE THE
SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB
WAS JUST
WHAT YOU NEEDED, CHEF.
YOU MUST BE VERY HAPPY
THAT YOU FOUND A CLUB TO
BELONG TO, WITH NEW FRIENDS
BUT THAT YOU CAN STILL
LIVE HERE IN SOUTH PARK
WITH ALL YOUR OLD FRIENDS WHOM
YOU CARE FOR DEEPLY, RIGHT ?
THAT'S RIGHT-- RANDY !
( all laughing )
WELL, CHEF, YOU'RE WELCOME
TO STAY HERE WITH ME
UNTIL YOU BUY ANOTHER HOUSE.
THANK YOU-- JIMBO.
WELL, COME ON EVERYBODY,
I'M SURE CHEF WOULD LIKE
A LITTLE TIME TO GET
MOVED BACK IN.
THAT'S RIGHT--
THANK YOU.
GOODBYE--
EVERYBODY.
GREAT TO
HAVE YOU BACK !
LATER !
SEE YA, CHEF !
BYE NOW !
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL SEE YOU
IN SCHOOL TOMORROW, CHEF.
YOU BET--
GOODBYE-- CHILDREN !
RIGHT...
UH, SEE YA.
UH... GUYS ?
DID CHEF SEEM A LITTLE,
UH, TRIPPY TO YOU ?
WELL, LOOK,
HE SAID HE'S HAPPIER NOW.
MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS
TO REST UP A LITTLE.
YEAH, I'M SURE WHATEVER THAT
SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB DOES
IS PRETTY TIRING.
YEAH, WHATEVER, I'M JUST
GLAD HE'S BACK FOR GOOD.
YEAH, ME TOO.
( schoolbell rings )
REALLY WEIRD, WHAT HE SAID--
KIND OF CONFUSED ME...
OH BOY, OH BOY !
I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE
CHEF'S LUNCH FOOD AGAIN !
YEAH, I HOPE HE MAKES
HIS SALISBURY STEAK
WITH BUTTERED NOODLES !
YOU GUYS,
YOU GUYS !
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH CHEF.
HE'S SAYING SOME
REALLY WEIRD STUFF !
LIKE WHAT ?
I THINK... I THINK HE
WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME !
WHAT ?
I GOTTA...
I GOTTA GO.
WEIRDO.
HELLO THERE, CHILDREN !
( all )
HEY, CHEF !
HOW'S IT GOING ?
GOOD.
HOW ABOUT I MEET YOU BOYS
AFTER WORK AND WE--
* MAKE LOVE ! *
EXCUSE ME ?
COME ON, CHILDREN.
YOU'RE MY
SEXUAL FANTASY.
LET'S ALL
MAKE SWEET LOVE.
CHEF...
ARE YOU OKAY ?
I WANT TO-- STICK MY BALLS--
INSIDE YOUR RECTUM-- KYLE.
DUDE, WHAT ARE
YOU SAYING ?
* I'M GONNA MAKE LOVE TO *--
YOUR ASSHOLE, CHILDREN !
WHAT ?!
HI KIDS,
I'M DETECTIVE JARVIS.
I NEED TO ASK YOU ALL
SOME DIFFICULT QUESTIONS
ABOUT YOUR SCHOOL
CAFETERIA CHEF.
THIS DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE !
WE HAVE SOME INFORMATION
THAT ALL THIS TIME,
CHEF HAS BEEN--
AND STILL IS-- A PEDOPHILE.
NO, HE'S NOT.
UH-HUH.
NO, HE'S NOT.
YEAH, HE IS SO.
WHAT'S A "PEDAL FILE" ?
NOW, WE NEED SOME TESTIMONY
IN ORDER TO ARREST CHEF,
SO I'M GONNA USE THIS DOLL
TO ASK YOU KIDS
A FEW QUESTIONS.
DID CHEF EVER TOUCH
ANY OF YOU-- HERE ?
NO !
OKAY, DID HE
TOUCH YOU HERE ?
( all )
NO !
DID HE EVER DO THIS ?
HOW ABOUT THIS ?
MY UNCLE BUD
DID THAT TO ME ONCE !
DID CHEF EVER TRY
ONE OF THESE ON FOR SIZE ?
GODDAMMIT,
CHEF ISN'T LIKE THAT !
SOMETHING FUNNY IS
GOING ON HERE !
YOUNG MAN, WILL YOU
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION,
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
STUFF !
OOH, OOHH...
( schoolbell ringing )
HELLO THERE, CHILDREN !
CHEF, THE POLICE ARE ASKING
QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU.
OH, REALLY ?
WELL, LET'S ALL GO HOME
AND-- * MAKE LOVE ! *
NO, CHEF, WE DON'T
WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YOU.
KENNY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO--
SODOMIZE-- MY BLACK ASS ?
CHEF, CHEF !
YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE YOU GET ARRESTED !
I SPECIALIZES IN
YOUR ASSHOLE-- KYLE.
MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
ALL THIS TIME
CHEF JUST
WANTED US FOR SEX !
HE DIDN'T WANT US
FOR SEX, FAT ASS !
SOMETHING IS MAKING HIM
SAY THOSE THINGS.
LIKE WHAT ?
SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED
TO CHEF WHILE HE WAS GONE.
MAYBE HE HIT IS HEAD,
OR GOT STUCK IN SOME
QUANTUM TIME VORTEX.
LOOK, HE SPENT
THE LAST THREE MONTHS
WITH THAT ADVENTURERS' CLUB.
MAYBE THEY KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.
YEAH, I SAY WE GO TO THAT
ADVENTURERS' CLUB RIGHT NOW
AND GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS
SH-T ONCE AND FOR ALL !
YEAH !
ALRIGHT, COME ON GUYS !
( Cartman )
HEY GUYS, KNOW WHAT THEY CALL
A JEWISH WOMAN'S BOOBS ?
JOOBS.
( doorbell rings )
MAY I HELP YOU ?
UH, HI, CAN WE SPEAK TO
THE HEAD GUY OR SOMETHING ?
RIGHT THIS WAY.
NOW, THE UPPER RIM OF
KILIMANJARO
SHOULD BE QUITE A TREK,
AND SO WE'LL NEED TO HAVE A-
EXCUSE ME SIR, THESE BOYS
WANTED TO SPEAK WITH YOU.
AH, YES, SPLENDID !
GOOD AFTERNOON, LADS !
I'M HEAD ADVENTURER
WILLIAM P. CONNELLY, ESQUIRE.
WELCOME TO THE
SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB !
CHEERS !
JOLLY-O !
INDEED !
UH, HI--  OUR FRIEND JOINED
YOUR CLUB A WHILE BACK,
AND NOW
HE WANTS TO MOLEST KIDS.
WHAT ?
WELL, YES, OF COURSE !
THAT'S WHAT THE
SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB DOES !
HUH ?
WE TRAVEL THE WORLD
AND HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN.
YES, WHAT ELSE
WOULD WE DO ?
WE THOUGHT YOU WENT EXPLORING
AND LIKE, HUNTING AND STUFF.
NO, NO,
THAT'S THE ADVENTURE CLUB.
WE'RE THE SUPER
ADVENTURE CLUB.
NEXT WEEK, WE WILL BE HEADING TO
THE OUTER BANKS OF THE AMAZON-
WHERE WE WILL MAKE CAMP
AND HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN
OF THE YUGANNI TRIBE.
THEN IT'S OFF
TO THE MIGHTY HIMALAYAS,
WHERE WE WILL CLIMB K-2,
AND MOLEST SEVERAL TIBETAN
CHILDREN ON THE EAST SUMMIT.
DUDE !
I KNOW, BUT IT
GETS EVEN BETTER !
FROM THERE, WE WILL KAYAK
TO THE FRUITFUL BANKS
OF THE MILI RIVER IN AFRICA,
WHERE THE SECRET AND MYSTERIOUS
HANINI PEOPLE HAVE CHILDREN
WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN
A WHITE MAN'S ERECT PENIS.
OF COURSE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING
FOR KIDS TO HAVE SEX WITH
ON THE PLANE RIDES
OVER TO THESE PLACES.
SO HOW WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO
JOIN THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB ?!
NO !
NO ?
OH, REALLY ?
PERHAPS I SHOULD
ASK YOU AGAIN...
[WHIRRING]
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN
THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB ?
[WHIRRING]
NO.
[WHIRRING]
DUDE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING ?
OH WELL, DOESN'T
WORK ON EVERYBODY.
WELL, SO LONG, THEN.
JUST WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT THING ?!
WHAT-- WHAT THING ?
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
HA !  I KNEW IT !!
KNEW WHAT ?
THE REASON CHEF
HAS BEEN SAYING
THOSE TERRIBLE
THINGS ABOUT US,
IS BECAUSE
HE'S BEEN BRAINWASHED
BY THIS FRUITY
LITTLE CLUB !
OH, SON OF A BITCH !
COME ON, CHILDREN.
LET'S ALL GO HOME AND--
* MAKE LOVE ! *
YOU NEED TO SEE
A PSYCHIATRIST, CHEF.
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
I'D JUST LIKE TO--
* MAKE LOVE *-- UP YOUR BUTT.
OH MY GOD !
MR... CHEF, IS IT ?
ALRIGHT, COME ON.
HELLO, I'M DOCTOR NEELAND,
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY ?
HI, OUR FRIEND HAS BEEN
BRAINWASHED
BY SOME FRUITY LITTLE CLUB.
BRAINWASHED ?
YEAH, HE JOINED THE
SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB
AND THEY CONVINCED HIM
HAVING SEX WITH KIDS WAS OKAY
WITH A LITTLE
THING THAT GOES--
( whirring )
I THOUGHT THAT CLUB WAS
FOR HIKING AND KAYAKING.
NO, THAT'S
THE ADVENTURE CLUB.
THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB
HAS SEX WITH CHILDREN.
OH.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH.
DOCTOR, DO YOU HAVE--
CHILDREN ?
WHY, YES, I HAVE
TWO YOUNG BOYS.
HAVE Y'ALL BEEN-- SODOMIZING--
YOUR CHILDRENS TOO ?!
YOU SAY HE'S NEVER
BEEN LIKE THIS BEFORE ?
NO, CHEF'S ALWAYS
BEEN SUPER COOL.
* I'M GONNA MAKE LOVE TO *
-- THE CHILDREN.
HMMM... HE'S PRETTY
BRAINWASHED ALRIGHT.
WORST CASE
I'VE EVER SEEN.
SO WHAT CAN WE DO ?
I'M AFRAID THERE'S
NO SIMPLE ANSWER.
WHEN SOMEBODY IS BRAINWASHED
IT CAN TAKES MONTHS,
EVEN YEARS TO
REVERSE THE PROCESS.
BUT WE DON'T HAVE YEARS !
IF CHEF KEEPS THIS UP
HE'S GONNA GO TO JAIL FOREVER !
TELL ME, WHAT WAS CHEF'S
FAVORITE THING TO DO,
BEFORE IT WAS HAVING SEX
WITH CHILDREN ?
HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN.
THEN, THAT'S IT !
WE BETTER GET YOUR FRIEND TO
THE PEPPERMINT HIPPO RIGHT AWAY.
ALRIGHT GUYS, BE SURE TO
TIP YOUR WAITRESSES...
THIS IS A TWO-FOR-ONE
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER,
THIS IS MONIQUA.
AW, COME ON, CHILDREN,
LET'S GO HOME !
THIS ISN'T WORKING.
WELL, LET'S GIVE IT
SOME MORE TIME, KIDS.
WOULD YOU LIKE
A DAAANCE ?
NO THANKS, WE'RE TRYING TO
UN-BRAINWASH OUR FRIEND.
DAAANCE ?
ANYBODY WANNA
DAAAANCE ?
COME ON, BITCH, DANCE.
UP YOURS, FATTY.
BITCH, I'LL TWIST
YOUR NUTS OFF.
ALRIGHT GUYS,
HOW WE FEELIN'--
WE GOT OUR FEATURE DANCER
COMING UP NEXT,
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR SPANTANEUS BOOTAY.
COME ON GUYS,
WE MIGHT AS WELL GO.
GOD DAMN !
CHEF WE'RE LEAVING.
NO, NO, WAIT--
LET HIM GO.
COME HERE, SUGAR.
BLBLBLBLBBLBLBLBLB !!
BLMBLMBLMBLMBLMBLM !!
WAIT A MINUTE...
HE'S REMEMBERING !
CHILDREN,
WHAT HAVE I DONE ?
IT'S OKAY, CHEF--
GO ON, REMEMBER.
I'M GONNA...
I'M GONNA...
COME ON, CHEF,
YOU CAN DO IT !
* I'M GONNA
MAKE LOVE TO YOU WOMAN *
* GONNA LAY YOU DOWN
BY THE FIRE ! *
( all )
YAY !
HEY, CHILDREN, EVERYBODY--
I'M BACK !
OWW !
GREAT SHOT, WILLIAM !
HIT HIM WITH ANOTHER.
OH !
( all )
CHEF !!
TALLY-HO, LADS !
I MUST SAY YOU'RE
STARTING TO BECOME
QUITE A THORN IN MY BALLS.
WHERE'S CHEF ?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM ?
HE'S SAFE.
HE'S FASTING
IN THE DEPRIVATION ROOM
AND BEING READ THE
SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB MANUAL.
WE'VE GOT TO UNDO THE DAMAGE
YOU'VE DONE.
LOOK, IF YOU WANNA GO AROUND
THE WORLD MOLESTING KIDS,
THAT'S TOTALLY FINE--
BUT WHY DO YOU NEED CHEF ?!
WE DON'T NEED HIM,
HE NEEDS US !
OUR CLUB OFFERS HOPE.
YOU THINK WE GO AROUND THE WORLD
MOLESTING CHILDREN
JUST BECAUSE IT FEELS
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GOOD ?
NO !
OUR CLUB HAS A MESSAGE,
AND A SECRET THAT EXPLAINS
THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE.
OH JESUS, HERE WE GO.
VERY WELL, I'M NOW
GOING TO TELL YOU
THE SECRET OF
THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB.
WE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.
YOU SEE, THE SUPER
ADVENTURE CLUB WAS FOUNDED
BY THE GREATEST EXPLORER
OF ALL TIME--
WILLIAM P. FINNEUS !
FINNEUS CLIMBED
THE HIGHEST PEAKS !
TAMED THE MIGHTIEST RIVERS !
BUT EVERY TIME
HE GOT SOMEWHERE,
HE REALIZED THAT OTHER EXPLORERS
HAD BEAT HIM TO IT.
FINNEUS WAS DEPRESSED,
UNTIL HE REALIZED
THAT IF HE COULDN'T BE
THE FIRST TO DISCOVER PLACES--
HE COULD BE THE FIRST TO HAVE
SEX WITH THE NATIVE CHILDREN
THAT INHABITED THOSE AREAS !
FINNEUS QUICKLY WENT DOWN IN
HISTORY BOOKS AS THE FIRST MAN
TO HAVE SEX WITH THE
ABORIGINE CHILDREN AT ULURU !
AND THE FIRST EXPLORER
TO BUGGER ALL THE UNDERAGE
MOUNTAIN FOLK OF NEPAL !
BUT NOW COMES
THE MOST WONDERFUL PART...
AFTER HAVING SEX WITH
ALL THOSE CHILDREN,
FINNEUS REALIZED THAT
MOLESTING ALL THOSE KIDS...
HAD MADE HIM IMMORTAL.
IMMORTAL ?
HE DISCOVERED THAT CHILDREN
HAVE THINGS CALLED "MARLOCS"
IN THEIR BODIES.
AND WHEN AN ADULT
HAS SEX WITH A CHILD,
THE MARLOCS IMPLODE FEEDING
THE ADULT'S RECEPTOR CAVITY
WITH ENERGY THAT CAUSES
IMMORTALITY--
SO SAYETH
THE RULER OF BETHOS.
FINNEUS TRAVELED THE WORLD,
LOVING MANY, MANY CHILDREN.
AND HE LIVED FOR ETERNITY--
UNTIL HE WAS HIT
BY A TRAIN IN 1892.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW
RETARDED THAT SOUNDS ?
IS IT ANY MORE RETARDED
THAN THE IDEA OF GOD
SENDING HIS SON
TO DIE FOR OUR SINS ?
IS IT ANY MORE RETARDED
THAN BUDDHA
SITTING BENEATH A TREE
FOR 20 YEARS ?!
YEAH, IT'S WAY,
WAY MORE RETARDED.
WELL, NOW THAT YOU KNOW
OUR CLUB'S SECRETS,
IT APPEARS YOU
LEAVE US NO CHOICE.
I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO...
ASK YOU TO LEAVE.
( dramatic music )
WE'RE NOT LEAVING
WITHOUT CHEF.
IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO LEAVE
THEN I'M AFRAID WE'RE JUST
GOING TO HAVE TO...
CALL SECURITY
AND MAKE YOU LEAVE.
( dramatic music )
YOU'LL BE LED OUT BY SECURITY
AND IT WILL BE
SUPER-EMBARRASSING
AND EVERYONE HERE WILL SEE--
HA HA !
HA HA HA HA,
HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA !
( thunder crashing )
OKAY, YOU KNOW HOW LIKE,
WHEN YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LEAVE
BUT THEY JUST WON'T LEAVE,
IT'S REALLY FRUSTRATING ?
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
WITHOUT CHEF !
COOL PEOPLE LEAVE BEFORE THEY'VE
OVERSTAYED THEIR WELCOME.
YOU PETULANT FOOLS !
YOU JUST HAD TO PUSH IT,
DIDN'T YOU ?
YOU DON'T REALIZE WHO
YOU'RE DEALING WITH HERE.
SECURITY !
TAKE THESE BOYS
TO THE DOOR !
ALRIGHT,
COME ON KIDS.
NO ! HEY !
HA HA-- LOOK THEY'RE BEING
LED OUT BY SECURITY !
HA HA !
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
THEY'VE GOT OUR FRIEND
IN A DEPRIVATION ROOM !
THIS IS THEIR HOUSE AND
THEY DON'T WANT YOU HERE.
OOH !
AAH !
SORRY, DUDE, BUT THIS
FRUITY LITTLE CLUB
ISN'T TAKING OUR FRIEND !
AND SEX WITH ESKIMO CHILDREN
REQUIRES SOME SPECIAL SKILL--
CHEF, COME ON !
CHILDREN !
GET OUT OF HERE !
KENNY, SPIN BLOSSOM
NUT SQUASH !
AAHH !
COME ON, CHEF !
I CAN'T BREAK
THESE LOCKS !
HERE !
COME ON, CHEF !
WHAT THE--
IMPOSSIBLE !
I MADE THEM LEAVE !
GET OUTSIDE !
STOP THEM !
CHILDREN... RUN !
STOP !!
WE MADE IT !
DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU LEFT
SOUTH PARK IN THE FIRST PLACE ?
CHEF, COME ON !
YOU SOUGHT ADVENTURE !
AND WHY DO PEOPLE
SEEK ADVENTURE ?
BECAUSE THEIR LIVES
HAVE BECOME DULL AND EMPTY !
YEAH, HE WANTED ADVENTURE,
NOT A BUNCH OF RIDICULOUS
BULLCRAP-- RIGHT, CHEF ?!
CHEF ?
DON'T FORGET ALL YOUR
TRAINING, CHEF.
STAY WITH US AND YOUR LIFE
WILL BE GRAND AND ETERNAL !!
CHEF...
WE LOVE YOU.
I'M SORRY, CHILDREN.
NO, CHEF, THEY'VE FILLED
YOUR HEAD WITH LIES.
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT ?
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE
CHILDREN !
YES... LOOKS LIKE OUR FRUITY
LITTLE CLUB IS SAFE AFTER ALL.
AAAHH !
NO !
( all )
CHEF !!
AAAHH !
AGH !
AAHH, OOGH, AAGH...
OHH, DAMNIT !
NO !!
RAWWRR !
A MOUNTAIN LION !
AAAGHGHGH !!
WE CAN'T LOSE
ANOTHER MEMBER, SHOOT IT !
AAHH !
I RIGHT MISSED !
AAAGHGHGH !!
CHEF !
A GRIZZLY BEAR !
( growling )
AYAYAYAYAYAYAY !!
OH MY GOD...
THEY KILLED CHEF.
YOU BASTARDS !
YOU BASTARDS !!
PITY... HE WOULD HAVE MADE
AN EXCELLENT CHILD MOLESTER.
MAYBE...
MAYBE HE'S STILL OKAY.
NO, REALLY- THEY SAY
THE LAST THING YOU DO
BEFORE YOU DIE
IS CRAP YOUR--
OH, NEVER MIND.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
WE'RE ALL HERE TODAY
BECAUSE CHEF HAS BEEN SUCH
AN IMPORTANT PART OF OUR LIVES.
A LOT OF US... DON'T AGREE
WITH THE CHOICES
CHEF HAS MADE
IN THE PAST FEW DAYS.
SOME OF US... FEEL HURT
AND CONFUSED
THAT HE SEEMED TO
TURN HIS BACK ON US.
BUT WE CAN'T LET THE EVENTS
OF THE LAST WEEK,
TAKE AWAY THE MEMORIES OF
HOW MUCH CHEF MADE US SMILE.
I'M GONNA REMEMBER CHEF
AS THE JOLLY OL' GUY
WHO ALWAYS BROKE INTO SONG.
I'M GONNA
REMEMBER CHEF...
AS THE GUY WHO GAVE US
ADVICE TO LIVE BY.
SO YOU SEE...
WE SHOULDN'T BE
MAD AT CHEF FOR LEAVING US.
WE SHOULD BE MAD AT THAT
FRUITY LITTLE CLUB
FOR SCRAMBLING HIS BRAINS.
YEAH.
HE'S RIGHT.
( applause )
AND IN THE END...
I KNOW THAT
SOMEWHERE OUT THERE,
THERE'S THE GOOD PART
OF CHEF...
THAT'S STILL ALIVE IN US ALL.
IS IT WORKING ?
IS IT WORKING ?!
YES, WE'VE GOT A PULSE !
GET HIM IN THE
I.C.U. SUIT-- HURRY !
THAT'S DONE IT !
GOOD, RAISE HIM UP !
CHEF ?
CAN YOU HEAR ME ?
SAY SOMETHING.
( "Darth Vader" voice )
HELLO THERE, CHILDREN.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME SALISBURY STEAK ?
YES... GO ON.
AND FOR DESSERT...
HOW WOULD YOU CHILDREN
LIKE TO SUCK ON
MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS ?
OH, YOU MEAN LIKE
A CHOCOLATE CANDY ?
NO, I MEAN MY BALLS.
YES... YES !
HA HA HA HAAAA !
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IMMORTAL?
HE DISCOVERED THAT CHILDREN HAVE
THINGS CALLED MARLOCS IN THEIR
BODIES,
AND WHEN AN ADULT HAS SEX WITH A
CHILD THE MARLOCS IMPLODE,
FEEDING THE ADULT'S RECEPTOR
CAVITY WITH ENERGY THAT CAUSES
IMMORTALITY, SO SAYETH THE RULER
OF BETHOS.

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